Wednesday, February 21, 2007

More Fractures in the Insurgency?

The Sunni portion of the Iraq insurgents aren't very happy with their Al-Qaeda allies.
When two dogs vie for leadership of the pack, there is bound to be blood. In this case, all of the blood has come from Al-Qaeda attacking the Sunni insurgents - trying to show who's the biggest dog in this fight.

The owner of Muj TV, (Mishan Al-Jabouri) the 24/7 Insurgent News Network (just like our CNN - Communist News Network) personally took to the airwaves to condemn Al-Qaeda's goals for destabilizing Iraq. Jabouri is part of the Islamic Army in Iraq and recently realized he made a deal with the Devil.

This came to him when he suddenly realized:

1) Hey, I don't want my home country to be a permanent home to terrorists (hmm, just figured that out, didya?)
2) The Shi'a outnumber us Sunnis about 2-to-1 (Math was never his strong suit)
3) The Shi'a are pissed off and killing a bunch of my Sunni buddies in revenge for Al-Qaeda's bombing of Shi'a marketplaces
4) Al-Qaeda has been killing Sunni leaders who don't cooperate with them -- and I'm a Sunni leader (YIKES!)

Now Jabouri wants Al-Qaeda out.

Allaaaaaaaahu Akbar, the boy has finally seen the light!
Be HEALED my Brother! The stupidity has left your bo-o-o-o-dy. Thank you MO-hammed (peace be upon him) LALALALALALALALALALALALALA!!!!

If only he had read Hamilton in Federalist #1 maybe this jerkoff could have figured this out about 4 years ago. Hamilton said:

"Among the most formidable of the obstacles which the new Constitution will have to encounter may readily be distinguished the obvious interest of a certain class of men in every State to resist all changes which may hazard a diminution of the power, emolument, and consequence of the offices they hold under the State establishments; and the perverted ambition of another class of men, who will...hope to aggrandize themselves by the confusions of their country"

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