Though Shalt Not Embarrass the Goreacle!!!

Those are the words I believe are being directed as Al Gore III right about now. This, after his little joy ride in Caleeefornia.

The Goreacle Part 3 was found driving his Toyota Pruis at 100 mph. After being pulled over:

...deputies searched the car and found less than an ounce (28 grams) of marijuana along with Xanax, Valium, Vicodin and Adderall, which is used for attention deficit disorder, Amormino said.

"He does not have a prescription for any of those drugs," Amormino said.

Son, while daddy may be mad, I don't blame you. If my dad was Al Gore Jr., I'd also have Attention Deficit Disorder from his constant monotone droning.

Besides this isn't the first time you got caught with weed.

"Gore had been pulled over and arrested for pot possession in December 2003, in Bethesda, Maryland, while he was a student at Harvard University."

But this doesn't excuse you for driving at 100 mph. Did you know that you burn as much fossil fuel driving a Prius at 100 mph as an SUV does at normal speed!!! Furthermore young man, burning hand-rolled doobies contributes to Global Wormening!!! Yee-Gads! what were you thinking.

As your act of contrition say three "Hail Gaia's" and four "Our Terra's". Then seek ye absolution from the Goracle for your vile assault on the poor, poor Holy Mother Goddess!!!