Praise the Goracle -- The Earth is Healing Itself!!!!
Fortunately, TJ is not in the office and I can proclaim this story for all to read...
Praise to the Goracle (peace be upon him) for attacking the putrid polluters of the planet - the ghastly poison gassers of Gaia, the devilish despoilers and deforesters.
HIS holy efforts have made such a difference in such a short time that Mother Earth is healing itself!!!!
PRAISE TO THE GORACLE (pbuh)!!!!
The U.S. National Climatic Data Center reports that the average temperature in January was 0.3 F degrees cooler than the average for the entire 20th Century.
The arctic ice has returned -- polar bears are SAVED -- SAVED by the Goracle (pbuh)!!!! The Canadian Ice Service in Ottawa reports that the ice has not only recovered, but is actually significantly thicker than last year. Oh the rapture I feel at the mere mention of HIS name...
Oh GORACLE (pbuh) your carbon offsets have saved the Earth and all of the creatures you created in your glorious magnificence...I'm not sure, but do we now crucify your son, Obama, for our sins ? Please let us know.
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4 comments:
Howdy - found you through GuyK - and promptly used this post as a reference in my post of 2/27/08.
I like how you think.
Allah be praised!
My liberal students were a wee bit dismayed when I pointed this out to them the other day. Sucks to be not fully informed, eh?
Nice sites you have their curmudgeonly one....
Hi rt.
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