"We all know that the surge topped out at 168,000 troops, but current troop strength is only about 147,000...and you can thank the next President of the United States, Senator Obama.
The American people should know that Senator Obama's Omnipotence and Glory have resulted in an immediate troop decrease. His mere presence in the war torn region have caused (err.. let's see 168 minus 147, uhhh...carry the one..) 21,000 troops to simply evaporate from Iraq. That's right, America, and the Great One has only begun to reduce our presence in Iraq.
What Bush and McCain have failed to do...reduce troop strength was done in ONE DAY by Senator Obama. See you at the polls in November."
Wow, now that Obama is FINALLY going to Iraq, life is so much better.
I'll bet he could have removed Saddam from power with a wave of his arm.
I truly believe The Chosen One could have stopped Saddam from whittling away the sanctions by uncovering the corruption of the Useless Nincompoops simply by blinking his eyes.And without question he could have intercepted the millions of Oil for Food dollars that Saddam used to rebuild his army and fund suicide bombers in Israel with a simple passing of his Holy Feces.
Yes, life certainly is beautiful when you have a Messiah on your side.
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I don't know whether to laugh at that cartoon or cry.
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