Community Organizer?

Today Barack Hussein Obama announced that he had not, in fact, ever been shot down from his fighter plane, nor had he been held captive by a hostile enemy force and tortured, nor had Barack Obama ever served his country in the U.S. military...but he has been a Community Organizer.

Yes, the famed junior senator from Illinois was a Community Organizer on the Southside of Chicago. That would be the same Chicago that experienced 134 murders in the first four months of 2008 while, during the same period, our troops in Iraq suffered 160 casualties. Yes, that's right - Chicago killed almost as many Americans as has Iraq.

I can see why Obama would be afraid of staying in Iraq; his Community Organizing "executive skills" didn't have an appreciable long term impact on the death rate in a non-combat arena...an American city.

- A city where he still has an office

- A city where he moved the Democratic Party operations

- A city where, even as the national murder rate dropped, the southside rate remained high.

Hmm...good job there, Barack. And now you want to do this for the whole country?

Umm, No thanks.

The Obamites: Spitting on Vietnam Vets Isn't Just for the Older Generation

The true colors of libtards are shining through today. That would be red, with a yellow star, sickle and UN wreath.

The leftards are out in full force today disparaging the service of John McCain. I will not link to these brain-dead followers of the ObaMessiah, but information can be found on the Politico's website HERE.

It's more than just the inveterate spoutings of cowards who have never served, Obama even dusted off old Wesley "the Weasel" Clark to attack McCain (see previous post).

Make no mistake, Obama put these people up to this. This gave Obama the opportunity (using a pre-written speech and teleprompter) to "take the proverbial high road" with his own speech and that of another surrogate:

Bill Burton, a spokesman for the Illinois Democrat, said Monday that "Senator Obama honors and respects Senator McCain's service and of course he rejects yesterday's statement by General Clark."

I can hear the wheels on the bus thumping Wes' head...in fact, I wrote a song about it...

Sung to the tune The Wheels on the Bus:

Under the bus goes Wesley Clark, Wesley Clark, Wesley Clark
Under the bus goes Wesley Clark, the ego maniaaaac

Say hello to grandma-ma, grandma-ma, grandma-ma
Say hello to grandma-ma, she's stuck to the mufflaaahhh

Say thank you to Rev'rend Wright, Rev'rend Wright, Rev'rend Wright
Say thank you to Rev'rend Wright, cause he's kept out of siiiiiiight......

And, we even have a video of one Obama supporter who just can't get enough of the Obama Bus of Death:



In the printed ramblings of the Obutthead devotees I can hear the "ptooey" sound of 1960's leftards spitting on returning servicemembers.
I can hear them calling McCain and other Vietnam veterans "baby-killers".
I can see the Puppetmaster - the Obamessiah, with his thinly veiled machinations, trying to deflect attention away from his lack of experience and trying to portray himself as a "healer".

The fact is, the military provides much more professional leadership training and opportunities to lead men. McCain did all that. Obama organized communities? Communities that still have one of the highest murder rates in the country.

Didn't work, you conniving douche-bag. You been outed, homes...

Voices From My Past -- An Unstable Perfumed Prince

On behalf of the "new kind of politics" promoted by Obama, his surrogate Wesley Clark attacked John McCain's military service (LINK), saying that McCain lacked "command experience".

Uhhh, Wes, how much command experience does Obutthead possess? Even I possess more military command experience than BHO and I was a mere Senior Noncommissioned Officer. You may remember Wes, because I worked for you in 1997 and 1998.

Even then you were a glory-seeking assclown (read this)who didn't like to hear bad news, even when absolutely true. But you probably call that leadership.

I remember your Friday afternoon phone calls that required us to deploy forces on a moment's notice to prepare for your big war in Kosovo. You remember that war, don't you Wes? You ordered the bombing of the Chinese Embassy and lost your mind when the Russians were the first to roll into Pristina's Airfield.

And, you remember Wes, that's where you crashed two out of twelve Apache helicopters without them even being involved in hostilities. The Air Force made you look like an idiot during that war.

So, what kind of command experience do you have, Wes? Everybody who worked for you can answer that without much thought. I think I just did.

Newsweekio Libtardum (yeah I know it's a cheesy title, but so is their story on McCain's "Tax Problem")

Newsweek is about to break a major story about McCain...at least it's a major story if you're a mouth-breathing libtard (see: Olbermann, Keith).

It seems that a San Diego house owned by Mrs McCain is delinquent on its taxes. Ooooo, tax evasion by McCain!!!!

The problem with the story is four-fold:
- The house is managed by a Trust, not Mrs McCain
- The tax bills were sent to Phoenix by the San Diego assessor, but were returned by the Phoenix post office -- meaning Mrs McCain likely knew nothing about them
- The occupant of the house is an elderly aunt of Mrs McCain, not the McCains, and not a high-paying tenant
- John McCain and Cindy McCain are known to keep their finances separate -- so what the hell does this have to do with McStain (to whom I just sent money while wearing a clothespin on my nose -- do you youngsters know what a clothespin is)?

The implication, is of course, that the McCains are irresponsible rich folk...

When you're poor, it can be hard to pay the bills. When you're rich, it's hard to keep track of all the bills that need paying.

Of course, Newsweek never questions why the tax bills were returned to San Diego by the Phoenix Post Office. Could it be that a gummint agency put the wrong address on the bill ...nah...gummint agencies are flawless.

I'm sure Newsweek wants more gummint in our lives; much like the presumptive Democrat nominee for President (note the word "presumptive", I don't think the Clintons aren't completely done with Obama yet).

Prepare to see this story on Countdown with Keith Olbermann...
Oh, wait, I guess you won't see it on Olbermann since nobody actually watches that show.
Not even the porn star Mary Carey, who Keith tried to date.

Operation: FEEL OUR PAIN

CODE PINK is comprised of pacifistic ho's who would only fight to protect America if Al-Qaeda planned to attack Tiffany's, Cartier's, or one of their other favorite shopping destinations.

These bored, generally rich and pampered beeotches have not had to sacrifice one iota during this fight against global terrorism, but they still feel as if they have a right to disrespect others.

Today CODE PINKO heckled McLame four times during a speech he was giving.

I don't care if you like or dislike McShitSandwich, he's still closer to us than the Obamination will ever be. When it's time to disagree with him, that's our job, and not political prostitutes who are oh so classy in their dissent:


Furthermore, these caustic crones have helped MorOn.org harm the morale of our troops overseas by promoting surrender to Islamic extremists. Their pleas for appeasement have attracted more weak-willed and spineless shrews to their dangerously short-sighted stupidity.

These idiots are causing pain and injury to our troops by emboldening the enemy.

Enough is Enough.

I am declaring the initiation of:

Operation FEEL OUR PAIN

Since CODE PINKO has not felt the pain caused to our troops by their actions, and since they have not had to sacrifice for their own cause, I am raising the stakes for them.

I will attend every McCain speech or assembly in my local area. If CODE PINK decides to disrupt our gathering I will ensure the heckler gets to donate a little pain to their cause.

I will approach the heckler as quickly as possible and, as hard and as fast as I can, I will punch them in the left tit.

WHAAAA? That's right. I'll punch them in the left tit.

The left breast is over the heart. CODE PINKOs whine about how this war is hurting their hearts; now I'm going to make it a reality. We know that the shortest distance between two points is a straight line...ergo, a jab to the left boob.

And, if they don't crumple in pain from the first shot, I'll give 'em another.

If a couple of CODE PINKO's actually have to experience pain in their quest for appeasement, will the others use Bentham's hedonic calculus to weigh pain versus appeasement?

How long will it take other CODE PINKO's to figure out that their formerly painless protestations will now cost them in the form of searing needles of areola agony, torturous teat torment, and a miserable mammiferous mashing for "the cause".

But all kidding aside...I WILL do this. So, if you see some guy on TV who was arrested for punching a CODE PINKO in her saggy southpaw udder, that was me....

If you want to join this effort, please let me know...maybe I'll make some T-shirts.



I drew a bra on this one, but I know that most of them don't wear those symbols of patriarchal bondage.

Bill Clinton Hard Up for a Date

It seems Bill Clinton hasn't been getting as much "stray" on the road as he had hoped.

And since Obama wants him to help with the campaign, Bill has asked Obama for a little favor:

Getting Bill's Support

A Living Document - The Guns of Obama

Let's face it...Barack Obama is just smarter than the rest of us.

Barack Obama, (the "Constitutional Scholar"), highlighted his facile genius and pansophical omniscience by showing all of us morons how the Constitution truly is a "living document".

Yes, our Lahd and Save'yah, when talking about the Supreme Court decision on gun laws, declared

"As president, Barack Obama will continue to respect the constitutional rights of law-abiding gun owners, and for voters who have concerns about this issue, they will find real comfort in Sen. Obama’s record. LINK"

That would be "real comfort" in his record from 2 hours ago; unlike last year when the "Constitutional Scholar" agreed that Washington D.C.'s gun ban was completely okee-dokee and Constitutional.

Huh?

Oh, yeah, I forgot, The Chosen One is smarter than us...He can see how a "living document" can change once a year, or change once a month, or maybe even change every two minutes.....

Ahhhh......maybe that's what Obama means by CHANGE....

See, I'm starting to catch on to the great mind of Obama, (but that living document stuff really screws with my head sometimes.)


See, he's really just one of us gun-toting, Bible-clinging folks...

The Words of Change

Hey, Washington,D.C.

Just when I thought my country was being run by liberal douche-bags....
Just when I was feeling that the U.S. was moving in the wrong direction...
Just when I though the Supreme Court had lost their collective minds on Guantanamo...

FINALLY, I can proudly stand up and say:

This is my weapon.

There are many like it, but this one is mine.

Come and try to take it NOW...

BWAHAHAHAHA -- One More Blow Against Fascism

CITIZENS ARE ARMED, SUBJECTS ARE NOT

I'll bet Obama is upset that more people can now cling to their guns...

Maybe crime in the "Chocolate City" will finally fall to the levels of most other cities in the U.S.
(Of course, there has to be an initial bloodletting of the criminals who didn't hear about this decision; but ya' gotta break a few eggs to make an omelet.)

Who Took My Country?

The news of the day...

Nancie Peelosi, the Fascist Harridan of Leftist Censorship, plans to regurgitate the Fairness Doctrine into the public square. You had your chance with Airhead America and failed, vile and very saggy wench.
I'm serious about the "saggy"...try the underwire...really...



Then, the Dems plan a "Green Convention" in Denver...including a ban on all FRIED FOOD! What?
Are you kidding?
I can't even have Freedom Fries if I attend?
What are you Limousine Liberals having, Nancie, caviar and foie gras?

But, on a brighter note, the Truthless Twins, separated at birth, are reuniting: Bill Clinton will help Obama's campaign.
Yeah...right. You go, Bill.

31,072

Have you seen this yet?

Tens of thousands of Scientists disagree with Fat Albert. LINK

But I thought the debate was over? I'll bet Al's mad....

Haditha Part II

Earlier I reported that Lt Col Chessani, who was the highest ranking Marine charged in Haditha, was also the seventh of seven members of the military exonorated by military courts-martial.

Rumor is that Lt Col Chessani is now considering filing suit against Rep John "Jack" Murtha (D-Pa).

The big, bad Marine better watch his step. Rep Murtha was a Marine once, too. Once. A long time ago. Decades even...

But -- once a Marine, always a Marine and Murtha knows how to take care of himself. Here's a recent photo of him patrolling his neighborhood.

Super Murtha, defender of Mankind. Skilled in deadly nunchakus (or are those sausage links?)

He takes the protection of all Mankind seriously...
(unless you're a Marine fighting in Iraq....then you're just scum working for the military-industrial complex of the Evil Bush 43.)

Another ObamaChump - Butterbean Stumps for Obama???

Watch this video....



You might be impressed that Obama can attract a former member of the military, right? Some of you might even be asking, "can I really look down on a former member of the military?" Yes, We Can...let me help.

Now, play the video slowly and stop when they show Mr. Weiler's medals. If these are really Mr. Weiler's medals, there are a couple of things I can tell you about this shot.

1. The highest medal received was an Air Force Achievement Medal. (top row left)
2. Weiler served in the Air Force Security Police (now Security Forces) (badge is off screen top right)
3. Weiler has only one Good Conduct Medal (GCM), which is automatically awarded every three years (top row, right) and one Longevity Service Award (LSA) middle row right - given every four years).
4. Has an Outstanding Unit Award (given to all who served in a good unit) (middle row Left), and an NCO Professional Military Education award (which is a required school)(middle row, middle)
5. Weiler served one short tour overseas (bottom row left)


Now for a little more analysis:

- Air Force Achievement Medals are given out like candy; for things as simple as moving to another duty station. They are worth one promotion point.
By comparison, I earned two Achievement Medals, three Commendation medals (3 promotion points each) and six Meritorious Service Medals (five promotion points each). I'm not impressed, neither should you be. He probably earned his ONE medal when he moved back to the U.S. from a tour in South Korea.

- With only one GCM and one LSA either Weiler served only one enlistment (4 or 6 year) or he got himself in a little hot water during his service (by his looks, it could have been for the Weight Management Program).
- Weiler served during Reagan and GHW Bush, so Obama had to go back 20 years to find someone who once served in the military for a relatively short time to support him.

- Weiler was not a warrior. He never served in a war zone unless you consider 1990's Korea a war zone (which Obama obviously does not [ref: McCain's 100-year war]). He served in Korea for one year and received his Short Tour award.

But, there's something else about Weiler's statements and his claim to be a "life-long" Republican you should know. After an investigation by the CBS Denver news affiliate, Weiler...

"did acknowledge he's not hardcore in his Republican views, that he has voted for Democrats in state and local elections."

If Obama was actively searching for one person who does not represent our professional military, he could not have done a better job. Weiler was not a professional military man, but they certainly pimped this in the ad.

Neither am I impressed that Obama used yet another Obamifecation™ to sway his sheeple.

John McCain's Bright Idea

John McCain wants to offer $300 million to anyone who can build a better battery. One that can be used for electric vehicles and other energy-saving appliances.

The Obama Stream Media will no doubt pooh-pooh this idea as a gimmick.

I decided to take a look at the alternative energy plans from all sides.

- First: Nanci Peelosi, the Fwench born Speaker of the House of Representatives.
Her plan is:
The "We Can't Drill Our Way Out of This!" Plan. It entails taxing the crap out of you to pay for alternative fuel research and trying to sue the Saudis (giggle) until, of course, they retaliate and embargo all oil. Pretty soon you won't have to worry about the price of gas because you won't have any.
The other part of the plan is to not try to make ourselves energy self-sufficient by opening up the vast untapped resources we have -- (thus the name of the plan).

- The Barak "Insane" Obama plan -- AKA The Socialist Experiment.
Like his buddy Hugo Chavez, Obama wants to socialize nationalize the energy policy of the oil companies so that they can be run more efficiently.........................
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA , the government running something more efficiently than the market BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
His other big plan is to NOT drill for oil, because everyone knows WE CAN'T DRILL OUR WAY OUT OF THIS -- so don't even try!!!



- The McCain "Let's Leverage the Market" Plan
McCain knows it is time to change tactics in energy policy. Instead of allowing just the Chinese to drill for oil 60 miles off of the Florida coast -- we'll join them. It is OUR coast and OUR oil afterall.

- McCain offered $300 million in order to leverage the most powerful force in our society -- the marketplace of ideas. Americans do one thing better than anyone in the world, we invent new things.

And, while we're looking for the ultimate battery, McCain is willing to open up drilling for OUR OWN oil on OUR OWN land and off OUR OWN shores.
He's realistic enough to know that NO MATTER WHAT HAPPENS IN THE NEXT 10 YEARS WE WILL STILL NEED AN ENORMOUS AMOUNT OF FOSSIL FUELS TO RUN OUR ECONOMY (and by extension the World's).

Obama and Peelosi are in denial if they think we will flip a switch tomorrow and no longer need oil.

Did you notice the difference between the above plans? McCain's is the only one that wants to add to this country, to create new ideas. It is a positive set of plans.
The other two know only how to take -- our money and our the prospects for self-sufficiency. They are the negative, the darkness, the anti-matter to American ingenuity.

Further, the Dems don't want you to be self-sufficient. They will TELL you what you want (smaller cars). They will TELL you what to think (we can't drill our way out of this). They will TELL you how to fix the problem (taxes are really good for the economy).
They want you to be reliant on them to lead you by your wittle hands. You are children to them -- dumb little children that need their "adult" leadership.

Really, that's what you will vote on in November - do you want to be treated as adults who can solve problems, or children who create them?

New York Times: Outing a CIA Interrogator

The New York Times, the Traitors of Record, outed the chief interrogator of Khalid Sheik Mohammed, the mastermind of the 9/11 attacks.

WHERE IS THE OUTRAGE? WHERE IS PATRICK FITZGERALD?

Even the NY Times showed that their asses are on their shoulders by printing this:
(NOTE: interrogator's name removed by me out of respect for his wishes and the fact that it adds nothing to the story)

Mr. (edited) declined to be interviewed; his role was described by colleagues. Gen. Michael V. Hayden, director of the C.I.A., and a lawyer representing Mr. (edited) asked that he not be named in this article, saying that the former interrogator believed that the use of his name would invade his privacy and might jeopardize his safety.

Then, the Times tries to justify their asinine actions with this:

The New York Times, noting that Mr. (edited) had never worked undercover and that others involved in the campaign against Al Qaeda have been named in news articles and books, declined the request.

Declined the request? Then why should any government agency ever work with the NY Times in the future? Moreover, what did the NY Times gain by outing the man who broke Khalid Sheik Mohammed? Or, did they do this simply because they COULD?

Even on a small, unread blog like this I have the decency to respect the wishes of this public servant. I could list his name and not be too concerned about anyone (but the six people who read this blog) knowing his name.
It does much greater damage when a newspaper, who claims worldwide (though declining) readership outs the name of one of our most effective interrogators - one who acts in a manner consistent with the wishes of libtards.

This interrogator doesn't use "harsh" techniques. He doesn't use the "horrible" waterboarding "torture". He uses his psychology to open up the mind of terrorists. And for his efforts, he gets outed by the Left.

This is Arthur Ochs Sulzberger, Jr., the Publisher of the New York Times


Next time, you see him, consider administering a patriotic bitch-slapping. Explain to this clown that his overreaching self-promotion helps no one...not even his failing newspaper.

Spike and the Chocolate City on the Hill

Once upon a time there lived a magical little elf who made his fortune by exploiting the color of People using moving pictures.

The little elf could only see in two colors, Black and not Black -- or more accurately, Brown and not Brown. He was a curmudgeonly little fella'.

One day another magical elf, though a bit taller and with bigger ears, came to a malodorous swamp called Washington...
(can you say Wash - ing- ton? See, I knew you could.)

He said he wanted to change everything. The birds, who had not chirped in eight years would sing happy songs again.
The cherry blossoms that had not bloomed in eight years would once again release their sweet smell over the swamp.
Two kinds of People, People who hated each other so much that they sat on different sides of the aisle, would hold hands and sing. They would sing "Kumbaya, My Lord" in honor of the great big elf with the great big ears.

A halo of light seemed to shine on His great big face...

The little elf was so happy.

The little elf thought that the name Wash - ing - ton was not a good name for such a special town, and so, he renamed it the "Chocolate City".

So, if you ever want to visit this magical city, the "Chocolate City", just get in your car and drive.

Follow the Hershey Highway until you reach the Cornhole Cloverleaf and a sign that says "Exit Only".
Turn Left to find the elf -- far Left.

Look for the Chocolate Starfish that line the beaches; they'll point the way. You'll know you are there when you see a magnificent magical yacht carrying this "elf of the common man."

Climb onto the Poop Deck and enter through the Back Door.
There, you can sit at the feet of the great big magical elf with great big ears and learn the meaning of Obamifecation as you WATCH YOUR WORLD TURN TO CRAP!!!!

oops, sorry kids....Uncle Rogue had too many "adult beverages" for dinner...
We'll finish this story on November 4th.

This story is meant to honor a man who wants to use Winnie the Pooh as his foreign policy guide.

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He left a 7-figure career to find out what was really happening in Iraq.
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Dick Steele -- in the HIZOOOUSE!!!!

It's been months since I've had a chance to post, but I'm here, and I'm back.

Back from where? From glorious California!!! My brother Harry and I took advantage of the rational, progressive minds of dear old Cali and got married!!! Yippeee!! (You can post your congratulations in the comments.)

Harry and I have been together all of our lives and we've been secret lovers since Mom and Dad divorced back in 1983.
Now, some of you prudes may think that relatives can't marry, but what does it matter? We love each other and that's all that counts! You just need to get with the 21st century, bitches!

On our honeymoon, we visited the Mecca - San Francisco. And, of course, like everyday, a great parade was happening. Harry got a bit excited and stepped out in front of this really butch AG-Lesbian. That damn rug-muncher knocked him down.
(Ooooo, I wanted to pinch her SO HARD!!!)


But, anywhooo, Harry was okay, and it didn't interfere with our honeymoon (if you know what I mean).
So, all of you out there in internet land...if you want to help us celebrate our nuptials, we have a registry set up here at Tj's Anti-Contrarian Blog.

Ready? Here goes:

Item #1: One case of personal lubricant...we go through that stuff like water...sheesh




Item #2: Various flavors of Chapstick (keeps our lips from getting those crusty, dry "deposits" all over)






Item #3: His and His personalized Colostomy Bags, which keep things nice and fresh between us (mine has the purple sequins).



Of course we'll need a few tubes of:



AND Finally, we were going to ask for some pet gerbils, but Harry and I have been together for so long, I think we need the greater girth of GUINEA PIGS...

Send all donations to Rogue and he'll make sure we get them. Ciao Lovers!

CHANGE!

...is on the mind of the Messiah.
Especially regarding PUBLIC FINANCING.

"Public Financing? When did I ever say that I was FOR public financing?"

Hillary Clinton gave us this sharp, pointy object with which to poke Obama. LINK

Meanwhile, the Messiah laughs at his supporters, knowing they will prostrate themselves in obeisance to their Master no matter what lies he tells.

Perhaps Obama and Bill Clinton didn't get along well because they are too similar to each other.

Let's rewind 16 years to fully appreciate the irony:

- In 1992, Slick Willie campaigns on a plank of CHANGE
- Slick Willie claims the Bush 41 economy is the worst since the Great Depression. The budget deficit will be bigger than ever seen
- At the same time, Slick Willie promises you a middle class tax cut
- After winning the election, Slick Willie changes his mind and says the budget deficit is too large to give a middle class tax cut (LINK, last paragraph). Uh, yeah, you said the deficit was big at the same time you promised the tax break...

What changed from the campaign trail to the post-election celebration -- Nothing, Slick Willie lied to you during the campaign. A little too much like someone else we know, eh?
Instead of Slick Willy, now we have the Lyin' Messiah™.

Not Wallie

Surviving a Zombie Assault (and other People Enthralled by the Obamessiah)

57%

OnePlusYou Quizzes and Widgets

McCain's Vice President

McCain should select a qualified woman to run with him.

He should also get someone who matches his personality.

Obama Girl, meet McCain Girl

VICTORY AGAINST MURTHA - UPDATED

Is John "the Stuttering Imbecile" Murtha ready to apologize to our Marines yet? LINK EXPLAINING HIS STATEMENTS.

Today, all charges against Lt Col Jeffrey Chessani have been dismissed. Lt Col Chessani was implicated in the Haditha "massacre".

Just 13 days ago First Lieutenant Andrew Grayson, USMC, was found innocent of all charges in the Haditha "massacre" case.

Not only were the charges dismissed, but the presiding military judge, Colonel Steven Folsom "blistered" the prosecution's handling of the case. It seems to me that the Perfumed Princes were hoping to placate the media and sacrifice one of the few and the proud.

Not gonna' happen.
The prosecution is 0 for 7 regarding Haditha.

Where's Murtha now? You can find him here: Boot Murtha Link. Please visit and use the contact links to send Murtha a message.

It's All A Plot -- Where's My Tinfoil Hat

This news sort of flew under the notice of the Lame Stream Media, and I fear the only way the American People will hear of it is through Bloggers:

Saddam Harbored Al-Qaeda according to a Democrat Senate Investigation!!!

The Democrat-run Senate Intelligence Committee, while trying to find wrongdoing by the Bush Administration in their Phase Two Report, actually proved something that I proved long ago in this blog --

Iraq harbored Al-Qaeda before our invasion of March 2003.

Here is the full report: LINK. Now, go and read Conclusions 10 and 11 on Page 71.

Hey libs, told ya' so...

Hi Mom of "Not Alex", This is a Veteran....

I'm sure many of you have seen the "Not Alex" commercial from MorOn.org showing a child and his proud momma.


Alex's mother(?) says,

"John McCain this is Alex....He makes my little heart go pitter-patter.
John McCain, when you say you would stay in Iraq for 100 years, were you counting on Alex? Because if you were, you can't have him."

Uhhh, Alex's mom...this is a veteran of a quarter century of military service....

First, you look like a dude with a wig. Did you just marry your life partner in Californication?

Secondly, you must be as stupid as Obama to not know that we still have troops in South Korea, Japan, Germany, Italy, and in several other countries from wars we fought 50 years ago.

Last, if you're going to raise Alex as a tofu-eating, deodorant avoiding, flip-flop wearing, self-indulgent, dope-smoking, military-hating Child of Obama -- the military won't take him -- he's safe.

Besides, you have to volunteer to get in the military and somehow I don't think anything that issued forth from your womb will volunteer to do anything for anybody.
(You do have a womb, don't you?)
When he shows up wanting to enlist for the military education benefits, the recruiter will undoubtedly say "Not Alex"!

Other than that, for the better part of 26 years I defended your right to make an ass out of yourself on YouTube...no thanks are necessary....

Press on, you just provided the night's entertainment.

Supreme Court Takes on the Kerry/Obama Plan

This post is in an addendum to the post EMPIRE!

Yesterday Obama said the same thing John Kerry said in 2004 -- treat terrorism as a law enforcement issue. So, are we to understand that we should send police to Middle East? Are you going to give them something better than a Glock 22, pepper spray, and a Second-chance vest?

To placate stupid people, yesterday Obama spewed another Obamifecation when he said "we have all of the 1993 World Trade Center bombers in jail"

....uhhhhh, no we don't, dumbass. Several are still on the loose.

But, in keeping with their nominee, the libs on the Supreme Court decided BOUMEDIENE et al.v. BUSH. For the first time in our history we are applying Constitutional rights to enemy prisoners of WAR; rights that were historically and legally reserved for LAW ENFORCEMENT actions only.

Looks like the Court has assumed the role of chief war planner for the Messiah. But, even if we do capture terrorists during the War on Terror, they can appeal to be released using the formerly non-applicable Constitutional habeus corpus rights.

Imagine if every Nazi prisoner of war was given habeus corpus rights during World War II. We would still be adjudicating those cases.

Elections DO matter...and the Supreme Court makes this election even more important than Obama's flaccid commitment to fighting terrorism.

Funny, Isn't It...

You don't hear much from the Lame Stream Media when things in Iraq are going well.

The Goracle Endorses the Obamessiah

Today, the Goracle descended from the mountaintops in all of his lardly glory and paid homage to his own personal Jesus -- The Chosen One -- The Next Iteration of Bill Clinton (complete with relationship baggage) -- Barak Hussein Obama!

The Goracle drove the crowd into a frenzied Gorebasm by speaking out against the Evil One:

"After eight years of incompetence, neglect and failure, we need change," Gore said. "After eight years when our Constitution has been dishonored and disrespected, we need changes."LINK

Yes, after eight years of selling the snake oil of anthropogenic Globull Wormening and sucking off of the teats of the dumb and the frightened, the Goracle finally found someone dumber than he to run this country.

After eight years of burning 22 times the energy of a normal American in his palatial Rectory of Recycling Retards, the Goracle has found someone else to earn the paltry pay of a public servant, while he continues to rape errrrr.....reap the rewards of last year's Messiah.

By playing on the fears of dumb people, and claiming Constitutional violations, the Goracle proves that a lie unchallenged soon becomes truth.

The funniest part of this story is its location. In Detroit, a city destroyed by the fiscal and labor policies of the Democrats, wallowing in crime and unemployment under a Democrat mayor, the Goracle met the masses with a straight face to tell them they need more Democrat leadership.

And apparently, they believed him.

It must be convenient to have so many thralls surrounding you. Slaves to a cult of personality should not be allowed to vote.

A Point of Pride

Hmmm..... by Googling "obama idiocy" I find I have the #1 spot on the world's greatest search engine.

Warms the cockles of my heart to know I am the "tip of the spear" in the fight against grabasstic socialistic stupidity.

Just Got This in an E-Mail

Just wanted to share:

John was in the fertilized egg business. He had several hundred young layers (hens), called 'pullets,' and ten roosters to fertilize the eggs. He kept records, and any rooster not performing went into the soup pot and was replaced.
This took a lot of time, so he bought some tiny bells and attached them to his roosters. Each bell had a different tone, so he could tell from a distance, which rooster was performing. Now, he could sit on the porch and fill out an efficiency report by just listening to the bells.
John's favorite rooster, old Butch, was a very fine specimen, but this morning he noticed old Butch's bell hadn't rung at all! When he went to investigate, he saw the other roosters were busy chasing pullets, bells-a-ringing, but the pullets, hearing the roosters coming, could run for cover.
To John's amazement, old Butch had his bell in his beak, so it couldn't ring. He'd sneak up on a pullet, do his job and walk on to the next one. John was so proud of old Butch, he entered him in the Renfrew County Fair and he became an overnight sensation among the judges.
The result was the judges not only awarded old Butch the No Bell Piece Prize but they also awarded him the Pulletsurprise as well. Clearly old Butch was a politician in the making. Who else but a politician could figure out how to win two of the most highly coveted awards on our planet by being the best at sneaking up on the populace and screwing them when they weren't paying attention. Vote carefully this year...the bells are not always audible.



Sometimes they are loud and clear but ignored.

Mayor Nagin Sues Iowa

Rumor has it that Mayor Naggin' of New Orleans is planning to sue the entire state of Iowa.

Seems that the whole state has made his one little town look like a bunch of piss ant, pansy cry-babies as they struggle against their own statewide flooding.

The fact that Iowa has not whined about the federal government really irritates Nagin and drove him to tears during a recent (but not real) news conference.

"I (sob) think those damn corn-fed, redneck (hic) sons a bitches really know (sigh) how to make a brotha' look bad. It ain't fair, damn it!!!

"Hey, we had flooding too. Did you people forget? And just look at the murder rate in N'Orlans! You think we can handle that all by ourselves -- HELL NO!!! We need some federal troops. But can I ask for them (sob)? HELL NO!!! All because those backwoods hicks in Iowa don't have the damn decency to ask for help first. Do I want the Chocolate City to look incompetent? HELL NO!!! What the hell am I supposed to do?

"On top a' that -- those bastards make ethanol. That shit's useful. What do we make in N'Ahlans? Prostitutes, crooked cops, and gumbo?!?! Can we export that shit? Damn those Wonder Bread hill billies!!! This press conference is over-- get out!!!"


(all new conferences in this post were simulated for satirical value)

Borrowed from the Department of the Interior (2002)

How long could your state run using only oil from ANWR?

Based on mean United States Geological Survey estimates of oil potential in ANWR - 10.4 billion barrels* - and petroleum consumption for each state using the Energy Information Agency's 1999 figures, the U.S. Interior Department today calculated the number of years that ANWR oil would supply for each state: (LINK)

CLICK HERE TO SEE HOW LONG YOUR STATE WOULD LAST

Deconstructing a Dipshit

Yesterday the Obamessiah attacked John McCain for his "gas tax holiday". Obama's argument is that it would take $3 Billion out of highway construction funding, and therefore cost highway jobs.

Obama's had other ideas on the economy too. One of them is to provide $4000 in college scholarships for citizens who complete 100 hours of national or community service programs.

He also wants a "windfall profit tax" (which we've covered earlier as simple pandering to stupid and/or envious people.)

Finally, Obama wants another stimulus package to the tune of $50 Billion dollars.

How do they Compare?

McCain has said the gas tax holiday would help the American people not only by reducing personal gasoline costs, but also reducing the cost of food, airfare, and the inflation that is starting to creep into your budget. In other words, McCain wants to stimulate the economy and save you money NOW.

Obama's inability to understand McCain's plan shows how out of touch with normal Americans he really is. Obama doesn't have to buy gas or his own food (I doubt Michelle cooks as she is too busy wallowing in her own self-pity and loathing of the country.)
Instead of using $3 billion to stimulate the economy, Obama, being a true Democrat, wants to throw $50 Billion into the kitty. Here's a clue for Barry:

50 - 3 = 47.

He wants to go into debt by $47 Billion more than McCain, but not today when we need it. Obama wants to stimulate the economy six months from now. Brilliant, isn't he? Wait for the economy to rebound from the summer gas prices and THEN provide stimulus. And, being a Democrat, later he'll raise your taxes to make up for his lack of timing and common sense.

Here's some more Obama genius: if you do the math on his college tuition plan, ($4000 for 100 hours of work), he wants to pay people $40 an hour to pick up garbage and serve meals to homeless people. I know they taught you how to use calculators at Harvard, didn't they Barry?

That rate of compensation is equal to $80,000 per year if done full-time. So, Obama wants to pay teenagers at a rate equivalent to $80,000 a year....no wait, Obama won't pay them -- you will. $80,000 to pick up garbage and feed the homeless -- hell, I do that for free in my neighborhood.
And there will be more taxes to cover another brilliant Obamifecation. It is clear that Obama NEVER ran a business that had to compete in the marketplace. He's willing to throw big money at unskilled labor.

This clown is a complete and utter idiot. Is anyone with an IQ over 75 buying this crap?

CNN's Next Journalistic Triumph

Coming soon to your Television:

The weasle-like fella' in this ad (Frank Sesno), will soon tell you how Americans are not worthy of running the civilized world because we USE TOO MUCH ENERGY.

Yep, and worse than that, he will remind us that the environmental special interest groups have told us how wasteful we are....and also how we USE TOO MUCH ENERGY.

Then he'll tell us how the Kyoto Protocols (part of an international Framework Convention on Climate Change that Bill Clinton failed to send to the Senate) would have helped us stave off these high energy costs, if only Americans stopped USING TOO MUCH ENERGY.

After short trip to Brazil to discuss ethanol from sugar cane, he'll again remind us WE USE TOO MUCH ENERGY.

He'll probably also quote Nancie Pisslosi's ingenious proclamation "We can't drill our way out of this!!!" (Reminiscent of Marie Antoinette's "Let them eat cake" much?)

What Monsieur Sesno is sure to exclude from his fine reportage are the following facts:

- We use more energy than any other nation because we produce more and run the world's economy through our air-conditioned offices on Wall Street. Sorry, summers in America are hotter than Europe.

- The enviro-retards mentioned are the same ass-clowns who have stopped us from producing our own energy, and so we have to import and use up the world's energy resources. They have stopped oil exploration, nuclear power, and even wind power because windmills kill too many birdies. (Actually cats kill more birdies. Maybe we should kill cats and save the birdies.)

- As far as Kyoto -- Europe has actually increased its greenhouse gas emissions. Huh? But I thought Kyoto was going to cure the planet's fever?!?!

- Finally, he will most assuredly NEVER mention that it is the Democrats in Congress who have caused higher energy costs when they:
-- repeatedly succumbed to enviro-retard pressure (mentioned above),
-- blocked Bush's 2001 energy plan in the Senate (which funded all of these issues, as well as, conservation and alternative energy), and,
-- are generally the most short-sighted idiots we have ever elected. (You don't think so, just wait for Social Security to go bankrupt under their watch.)

Thanks, Frank. We're sure to be enthralled by your coverage of the topic.

EMPIRE!!!

Yesterday's Supreme Court decision was not only an exercise of judicial activism but also symptomatic of liberal egocentrism and empire-building.

Liberals view this finding as a strike against Bush -- wrong. This finding was a strike against both the Executive and Legislative branches of government who wrote and enforced the laws regarding treatment of terrorist prisoners.
This decision now holds the Judiciary higher than the other two branches.
By reading the Opinion of the Court you see how this decision overrides multiple acts of Congressional law. Is this the egocentrism liberals applaud?

For those who do not understand habeus corpus, it simply means "the right to ensure your government does not imprison you illegally." U.S. prison and jail inmates file habeus corpus pleas continuously. Wartime combatants do not have this right since war is not a law enforcement/criminal justice function (though liberals think they can fight terrorism using law enforcement tools).

The building of Empire is evident in BOUMEDIENE et al. v. BUSH. By extending the US Constitution to non-United States territories, the liberal wing of the Supremes imposed US values in another country, on foreign soil...isn't that what the libs have accused Bush of doing?
What's next? Will the liberal wing of the Supremes impose US taxation laws on US territories (but not sovereign land) such as Guam? Perhaps they will require 1st Amendment Freedom of Speech rights by the governments of Sudan, Iran, or North Korea.

Citizens of other nations, nations that do not recognize the Great Writ (habeus corpus), have had our values imposed on them. Their combatants do not earn this protection. Combatants have never earned that protection.
- The Supreme Court, in 1942, suspended habeus corpus for unlawful combatant saboteurs ON U.S. SOIL.
- In 1950 the Supreme Court denied habeus corpus to lawful combatant German prisoners held in US administered prisons in Germany (Johnson v Eisentrager [1950]).

But it doesn't take war to remove the Great Writ. In 1861 Lincoln suspended habeus corpus on AMERICAN citizens when Maryland threatened to secede from the Union. When overturned by a US Circuit Court, Lincoln ignored the order.

Now, the Supreme Court has reached across a chasm, a gulf that separates U.S. soil from other countries and imposed our laws in an extra-territorial grab for power. EMPIRE!!!

One more point, in Ex Parte Quirin (1942), the Supreme Court SPECIFICALLY found that unlawful combatants could be held without habeus corpus and tried by military tribunals. Importantly, Quirin et al. were captured on U.S. soil. Terrorists are always unlawful combatants since they do not follow the Conventions and Laws of War established by international agreements (see Geneva Conventions of War, Hague Conventions of 1899 and 1907, et al.)

As cited above, this decision violates several prior judicial precedents.

If the libs are so keen to overrule judicial precedent, maybe Roe v Wade needs another look.

Hellooo, Anybody Out There???

Today Nancie Pisslosi declared that we cannot drill our way out of high gas prices....

I'm willing to try; how about you?

ANWR.org is a grassroots effort to open a teeny, tiny part of ANWR to exploration. Out of ANWR's 19.2 million acres, only 2000 acres are slated for exploration.

Take a space that is 40 acres long by 50 acres wide and that is the area that should be explored. That's not a very big space, and with today's technology, the impact on the environment would be negligible.
Further, the people of Alaska overwhelmingly support exploration. This is their state.

I have a theory that states: The moment the U.S. Government gets off its collective ass and announces new oil exploration, oil prices will drop to $55 per barrel.

Please help prove me correct (or incorrect if that's your gig).

Jacob Gibson set up a website to allow you to contact your representatives and tell them you're tired of their interference...they won't drill, they won't adopt nuclear power, they won't drop the gasoline tax...


Tell them that 57% of the American people support this effort -- and ask, where are our "leaders"?

It's time for them to listen to us. How's that for CHANGE you can believe in?

It's time to motivate them....Please CLICK HERE and sign the petition. After signing the petition, e-mail your Reps and Senators. Unfortunately, one of my Senators is John "No ANWR" McLame...but I e-mailed him anyway.

It only takes a minute of your time.

Watch Obama's Idiocy Try to Skew This Quote

I think I've begun to do a fair job of chronicling the stupidity of Obama after the fact.
Now, I'll predict future stupidity from the Moron Who Would be King.
Watch the Link before proceeding....

Done? Okay, let's continue...

Look for Obama to take McCain's quote below and say

"John McCain says it's not important when our troops come home. He and George Bush followed the failed policies of Bill Clinton, who made 'regime change' the policy of this country."

Obama will probably strike out at McCain, Bush, and Clinton all at once so as to kill any mention of a Hillary Vice-Presidency.

What Obama will miss in this exchange is:

1) In 2003 the American people felt going into Iraq was the right thing to do by a margin of 67% to 29%. By denigrating the war, he denigrates the opinions of millions of Americans.
2) The American people are disenchanted with the Bush plan, but,
3) They want to win
4) McCain's Iraq policy is based on victory and the simultaneous reduction of American casualties

Obama will reiterate his belief that running away is the best policy because running away represents "CHANGE".
Yes, let's Change this country into a bunch of Johnny-come-lately Monday morning quarterbacks who whine about how we aren't proud of our country rather than finding ways to fix problems...that's change we can believe in.

Just like McCain's quote on staying in Iraq for 100 years, Obama will be too stupid to fully comprehend McCain's quote here.

Worse, Obama will advertise his own stupidity by trying to berate McCain for saying (essentially) "reducing casualties is more important than running away."

The Townhall Debates

McCain has challenged Obama to ten town hall-style debates during the election season.

I'll give anyone reading this blog 10-to-1 odds that Obama refuses ten town hall debates. That is, unless he reads the polls...
Seventy-seven percent of voters like McCain's proposal LINK.

But, Obama will try to whittle down the number because DURING TOWNHALL MEETINGS YOU CAN'T USE TELEPROMPTERS.

The empty suit has no command of the facts and doesn't understand the simplest concepts of governance.
CHANGE is the mantra...
CHANGE is the message...
CHANGE is all he can say.....and here's proof:

Goofin' Off on the 'Net

I was playing around on the internet and decided to see if anyone had created an image for the word "DUMBAMA".

Many of you might recognize this as a conjugation of the synonyms "DUMB" and "OBAMA". And so, I searched...



And I actually got a few hits on Google images..


Google was even nice enough to ask me if I meant....

Why, yes, I think I did...