TJ's Anti-Contrarian Blog: It's Our Time Now!!!!

Wednesday, June 17, 2009

It's Our Time Now!!!!

This has been a whirlwind year full of stupendous plans by the One, the Only, our President Barack Obama.....sigh...he's so great.....

Today he is announcing plans to give federal benefits to same sex partners ----yippeeeeeee....read the link ...read the link!!! LINK

I can tell you this, my last job at the San Francisco bathhouse had NO benefits, but now, I am covered! Praise be to the Man!

Now, one more thing about this....all of you heteroes who think you can get benefits for your boyfriends and girlfriends just need to back off...this isn't for you....this is for ussssss and only us! You get none because you don't deserve any of it!

PAAAAAAAAARTYYYYYYY!!!!!

Hold on!!!! I just read that health care ISN'T COVERED under this new plan..LINK of SHAME. What kind of trick is this?!?!
The Brotherhood of the Backdoor agrees with ME!!! Another LINKY

Damn it, I guess we still have to wear rubbers after all!!! Can't risk getting an infection with no health care....

2 comments:

Frederick said...: Now if you could just teach Bristol Palin to wear rubbers.; June 18, 2009 5:50 AM
Rogue said...: Female condoms, FERD?
They're still working on them. Unfortunately your dad didn't use the more traditional version.

(I may not be able to post here anymore, but I can still take out the trash when it appears.); June 18, 2009 8:59 AM

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UPDATED September 2010:
- The unemployment rate is still 9.6%.
- By now, in order for the stimulus to be considered a success, the number of Americans who should have been employed ranges from 141,077,000 to 143,477,000
- The number of Americans employed is 139,250,000.
EPIC FAIL

(http://www.cbo.gov/ftpdocs/99xx/doc9987/Gregg_Year-by-Year_Stimulus.pdf)

May 2010:
The employment number stands at 138,905,000 as of March 2010. That means the Stimulus was a complete an utter failure. In one year Obama's policies have led to a net DROP in employment.
Meanwhile, this ass is at the White House Press Corps dinner yucking it up, using jokes written for him by the Dialy Show writers.
How's that Keynesian economics workin' for ya', Giggles?

POSTED 6 MAY 2009:
Beclowning the Masses -- The Obama stimulus is not getting into the economy as fast as Giggles the TROTUS had hoped.
However, the natural business cycle is ending its down cycle and we will see more recovery over the next few months.
As we recover, pay attention to the top left corner of this blog under "THE OBAMA "AMATEUR HOUR" AGENDA". Let's see if we reach the 143.9 million employed that the CBO signifies as success for the "stimulus."

- Spent $1.5T in the first 60 days on the job:
-- $787B spent on a stimulus to create jobs; CBO says that in order to call it a success, we must have 143.9 million Americans working by the end of 2009

-- Current number of Americans working
=139.8 million (as of March 2009)
= 141.0 million (April 2009)
= 140.57 million (May 2009)
= 140.19 million (June 2009)

- Leaving 50,000 troops in Iraq AFTER his "withdrawal"

- Raising the Federal Budget from $2.96T to $3.7T -- 24% increase in ONE YEAR

~~- Making military members pay for their own healthcare after a service-related injury~~ Backed down after the military called him an traitorous idiot.

- Completely remaking the healthcare system at great expense in order to cover the 8% that don't have healthcare...it's that the best way to handle this?

- Raising taxes during a recession

- Pledging to spend more on education, even though we spend more than all but two countries on this planet (hint: money isn't the problem, rookie).

- Searching for (and failing to find) nominees that can pass the "tax" question