I called Jan Brewer's office, (she took over after Governor Janet Napolitano was called on to her glory -- serving in Washington, D.C.), and the woman who answered the phone just laughed at me when I asked for a car.
I was like "Hello, I'd like to get my free car from the Obama stimulus plan."Anywho, I really didn't appreciate it, and didn't see anything funny about calling the cops.
And she said, "Excuse me? What free car?"
And so I was like, "The ones like they're giving away in Massachusetts."
And then she was like, "Sir, umm, you are a sir aren't you?"
And I said, "Yes, I'm a sir! Are you stupid or what?"
And she said, "I don't think so, but your voice is a bit high for a man..."
So I was like, "Look girlfriend, I don't need you to talk to me like my father used to..." and then she interrupted me.
"Sir, regardless, we don't have free cars in Arizona."
And then she called the cops on me for harassing language. She "claims" that I called her a stupid redneck heifer who didn't have the common sense that Gaia gave a screwdriver.
(Those Rethuglicans can't take the truth.)
If Massachusetts can give free cars to their poor, I need one too. I mean, really, if I had money to buy my own do you think I'd be living in this assclown state? Hell, no. I'd have moved a long time ago!