TJ's Anti-Contrarian Blog

Wear this at the Rally

2010-10-11T22:28:00.001-07:00

Have you seen the "Ain't My Fault" rallies by the Snake-Oil-salesman-in-Chief? Here's an appropriate T-shirt to wear at the jamboree....

Newest T- The Summer of Recovery? Tour

2010-09-08T23:33:00.011-07:00

This T-shirt will be updated after each stop along the tour as they are completed.....
Click on logo to go to T-Shirt shop.... (NOTE: The graphic on the actual Tee is much clearer than this photo representation.)

2010-08-26T23:56:00.003-07:00

It Appears that NEO-MARXISM isn't any better than the old-fashioned version

Newest T-Shirt

2010-08-20T23:25:00.002-07:00

Now it's a T-shirt

2010-06-03T13:26:00.004-07:00

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2010-05-29T20:41:00.003-07:00

I live in Phoenix....

This is what I think of sports teams who involve themselves in politics:
Hey, "Los Suns", enjoy the long summer......assholes.

New T-Shirt and Anti-Boycott Link

2010-05-02T16:01:00.002-07:00

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2010-04-02T09:49:00.002-07:00

Reign of the Aristocracy (cuz youz is too stoopid)

2010-03-21T19:02:00.004-07:00

Queen Peelosi and her cohort of guffawing jesters march in the nation's capitol to cram a bill down our collective throats that the governed have clearly rejected. They do this because they believe you just aren't smart enough to know what is good for you.

What will they cram down our throats next?

Instead of finding jobs for Americans, they increase our taxes.
For every dollar they tax from you, they reduce your freedom; your freedom to choose the type of house you will buy; the freedom to choose the model car you will own; the freedom to buy your children better clothing or better food.

For every dollar they steal from us, they personify the evil that the Founders warned us against...the evil of a corrupt strong central government that rules the people, rather than being ruled by the people.

Why should they continue to keep their jobs in November?

New Tee to Help Clown the Rookie

2010-02-06T16:18:00.003-07:00

One of the best ways to reduce the danger from an enemy is to "clown them" so that no one will take their idiocy seriously.

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2010-01-23T14:32:00.002-07:00

Newest TShirt

2010-01-02T21:12:00.007-07:00

I recognize most liberals have never read the Federalist Papers...if so, they would recognize their Machiavellian reveling at crises is as transparent as the shallowness of their intellect.

(FRONT SIDE)

..............................(REVERSE)

P.S. The monthly average number of Americans employed in the second Quarter of 2009 was 140, 591,000.

The number of Americans employed in the month of November was 138, 502,000.
Someone please tell the Ass-clown in Chief that his "stimulus" is going in the wrong direction.

New Tee for Christmas

2009-12-18T22:52:00.002-07:00

CUSTOM T-Shirts. If you have an idea that you want on a T-Shirt, I can make it for you.
Just leave your requests in the comments.

I can only use copyrighted images if it is a parody, but I can make original art the way you want it. This is one of mine...

New Site

2009-11-28T21:05:00.004-07:00

Just for fun TJ's Tees

Spreadshirt

Obey - standard weight T

Where's My Ride?

2009-07-06T20:45:00.006-07:00

The Governor of the Great State of Massachusetts is giving away free cars to the poor. Unfortunately, I don't live in such a progressive mecca as Massachusetts -- I'm stuck in redneck, Rethuglican Arizona!

I called Jan Brewer's office, (she took over after Governor Janet Napolitano was called on to her glory -- serving in Washington, D.C.), and the woman who answered the phone just laughed at me when I asked for a car.

I was like "Hello, I'd like to get my free car from the Obama stimulus plan."
And she said, "Excuse me? What free car?"
And so I was like, "The ones like they're giving away in Massachusetts."
And then she was like, "Sir, umm, you are a sir aren't you?"
And I said, "Yes, I'm a sir! Are you stupid or what?"
And she said, "I don't think so, but your voice is a bit high for a man..."
So I was like, "Look girlfriend, I don't need you to talk to me like my father used to..." and then she interrupted me.
"Sir, regardless, we don't have free cars in Arizona."
And then she called the cops on me for harassing language. She "claims" that I called her a stupid redneck heifer who didn't have the common sense that Gaia gave a screwdriver.
(Those Rethuglicans can't take the truth.)

Anywho, I really didn't appreciate it, and didn't see anything funny about calling the cops.
If Massachusetts can give free cars to their poor, I need one too. I mean, really, if I had money to buy my own do you think I'd be living in this assclown state? Hell, no. I'd have moved a long time ago!

Federalize the Fourth

2009-07-05T11:10:00.004-07:00

Yet another year goes by while more Americans kill themselves through their own stupidity.

See this LINK to understand how stupid Americans can be.

Yes, every year Americans blow up themselves with fireworks. But, we can fix that.

I've written and asked our President to begin federal oversight of all fireworks displays every 4th of July (particularly in the Southern states where idiotic rednecks make their own versions of fireworks).
Afterall, there is no reason for Americans to die while celebrating an anachronistic "HOLIDAY" like "independence day". I mean, really, this "holiday" celebrates war and engenders hard feelings from others around the world.

Why do we flaunt our war-making prowess? Are we just a big glorified North Korea, marching in goosestep every July? Are we so insecure that we have to parade and primp in front the cameras for the whole world to see? Pathetic! Take this ridiculousness away, Barack.

Federalize the Fourth of July. Allow only government agencies to shoot off these stupid explosives. Really, only the government should be able to play with these dangerous toys.

This is another area where the Greatest President in the history of this tea-bagging, redneck, racist country can give us a lesson on how to be cool.

Save Us, Great One

2009-07-02T17:53:00.007-07:00

Save us from the vast right wing media conspiracy that keeps "down-talking" the economy.

Today, those same old idiots in the conservative media, (Bloomberg, the Wall Street Journal, ABC, NBC, CBS, and Faux News), all lied to the American People by saying we lost jobs again. LINK

But the American People will surely see through this farce. Clearly the Obama Stimulus is actually creating jobs -- we all know it is -- so why do those scumbags in the media keep saying we are losing them?

Here are links to the "leaders" of these traitors. Write them and tell them you've had enough --

ABC NEWS
CBS NEWS
NBC NEWS
BLOOMBERG
WALL STREET JOURNAL
FOX NEWS

TELL US THE TRUTH ABOUT THE ECONOMY!!!!

FIRE THESE MEN NOW!!!

2009-06-29T18:42:00.005-07:00

The EPA has committed the greatest sin possible -- they contradicted the duly elected Leader of the People - President Obama!!!!

Those idiots published THIS REPORT, that must have been written by holdovers from the Evil One - Bush!!!

In this report these buffoons claim:

- Global temperatures have declined, extending an 11-year trend. So what! 11 years in a row doesn't mean jack sh!t when you have the President trying to fix this broken country.

- Temperatures have fallen even though CO2 levels have continued to rise and CO2 emissions have accelerated. I really don't care. CO2 doesn't matter. Global Warming is real!

- A 2009 paper shows that the IPCC greatly miscalculated the effect of solar activity on climate change. The Sun causing increased temperatures?!?! Who are they trying to kid? Not me! I know better because I watched "An Inconvenient Truth". That movie got Al Gore a Nobel Prize!!! Do these MORONS at the EPA think that the Nobel people don't know what the fk they're talking about?

It's time for us to take charge of this country just like Barack told us we would. Fire these traitors from the EPA. They should not be allowed to publish these lies anymore!!!!

Buy Stock in ABC News

2009-06-23T19:18:00.003-07:00

ABC News is hosting a Special Event in the White House to tout President Yummy Pants' fabulous healthcare overhaul.

While most of us know everything the government touches turns to gold, the idiotic American people (you know, in flyover country), are too stupid to recognize greatness.

But ABC News knows which side their bread is buttered...(and I know which side of me I'd like Barack to butter), so watch them as they tell you all about how important it is to spend as much money as Barack tells us for his health care plan.

That's June 23rd on ABC -- Don't miss it.

A Fly is NOT an Animal

2009-06-18T21:17:00.009-07:00

PETA is really pissing me off!
They actually have the balls to complain about President Obama swatting a fly. LINK.

Our illustrious Commander in Chief launched an all-out assault on a pesky little Repthuglican fly..splattering that little bastard all over the back of his yummy chocolaty hand. Well, I guess it's not that yummy any more...with fly guts on it and all...

But the rest of him ...well, I could just eat him up....mmmmmm.

But PETA are such idiots they don't even know that a fly is an INSECT not an ANIMAL.
PETA doesn't stand for People for the Ethical Treatment of Insects...It obviously stands for Penises for the Eunuching of the Totally Awesome .

Here they are protesting EGGS!!! Could you imagine if my pro-choice brothers and sisters would try to consider giving rights to eggs ? Asses!

They're so wrapped up in themselves they just don't have a clue how to treat my man, Barack, and IT WON'T STAND!!! I WON'T LET IT!!!! Those fudge-packing as les don't have a clue. They're FUING MORONS who DON'T have a ...hey!!! Who the F is censoring my blog?!?! This is my fu ing blog you aslickers!!!

Hey! CUT THAT OUT!!! I'm calling Barack. He gave me this blog and no one will stop me from ............

It's Our Time Now!!!!

2009-06-17T21:52:00.003-07:00

This has been a whirlwind year full of stupendous plans by the One, the Only, our President Barack Obama.....sigh...he's so great.....

Today he is announcing plans to give federal benefits to same sex partners ----yippeeeeeee....read the link ...read the link!!! LINK

I can tell you this, my last job at the San Francisco bathhouse had NO benefits, but now, I am covered! Praise be to the Man!

Now, one more thing about this....all of you heteroes who think you can get benefits for your boyfriends and girlfriends just need to back off...this isn't for you....this is for ussssss and only us! You get none because you don't deserve any of it!

PAAAAAAAAARTYYYYYYY!!!!!

Hold on!!!! I just read that health care ISN'T COVERED under this new plan..LINK of SHAME. What kind of trick is this?!?!
The Brotherhood of the Backdoor agrees with ME!!! Another LINKY

Damn it, I guess we still have to wear rubbers after all!!! Can't risk getting an infection with no health care....

Please Hurry!

2009-06-14T10:39:00.010-07:00

In the next to last paragraph of my previous post I clearly stated how to fix this broken decrepit country -- treat everyone the same.

The Senate better hurry up and confirm Sonya Sotomayor to help make this dream come true. Only she is the wise Latina needed to decide cases like Ricci v Distefano. LINK.
I mean really, who else would have the social conscience to determine that white men taking a highly technical firefighter exam should be penalized for the inherent inequality they possess in their whiteness? Brilliant and so inciteful!

We need Sonya now! Capitalism is mean and too hard for some people. We need equal rights for all people, and I don't care if they're not smart or not skilled! America should be a land of total equality, not the haves and have-nots, just like in Harrison Bergeron!

Write your Congressperson and tell them to get her on the Supreme Court as soon as possible!

Salon.com is a Right Wing Sock Puppet!

2009-06-12T21:37:00.003-07:00

Many mistakenly think Salon.com is a progressive publication, but I prefer to call them Salon.CON.

While they usually support the Greatest President who has ever lived in the History of this Nation, the latest tripe from those traitorous bastards actually says that The President has broken his promises to us! LINK.

They criticize HIM for hiring Hillary after criticizing her judgment, for canceling his commitment to the Cuban embargo, and for deciding not to renegotiate NAFTA. What's next? Are they going to criticize HIM for promising to balance the budget but spending what he needs to recreate this failed country?

The Greatest of Them All has decided those prior promises were counterproductive to rebuilding the worst nation in the history of Man. You have to break a few eggs to make an omelette. And you can't fix something unless it's broken. So, maybe we have to break a few promises and the economy in order to baptize this nasty, unfair system in the name of Obama! So be it. Unemployment at 10% is a small price as long as He can anoint this land with his transcendental powers.
Besides, is it fair that people with skills and brains make all of the money in this country?!?! No! Everyone should get the same no matter what they contribute. If you are a genius or you work harder than the person beside you, but you both have the same job title, they still deserve to earn the same pay as you!!!

I think something must be done about Salon!
It is not enough that we drive conservative bloggers off of their blogs, we need to turn our attentions to traitors, too! Do they have any idea who they are f*cking with?

2009-06-11T20:08:00.002-07:00

FINALLY!!!

I would first like to thank the Dear Leader for purchasing this blog with tax dollars. It is about time that we get rid of these lying conservatives that besmirch the great name of the greatest President who has ever lived throughout the history of this wayward and racist country.

The Great One's overwhelming victory in 2008 gave him a mandate by the American people to use our resources to recreate this greed-filled country.
What has that greed ever done for this country? Sure we have been the greatest power in the world, the most productive, the engine of the world economy, yadda, yadda, yadda, but it is all a farce. The President has assured us that our greed has done nothing good for this world. It has never created a single job (unlike the President's stimulus plan).

And so, I am happy to be appointed as the Blog Czar for this blog, and even though I don't know anything about blogging, I vow to learn on the job.

Good night and sleep well. Your new media is in good hands.

Sorry

2009-06-10T20:44:00.008-07:00

I've been laid off....from blogging.

It seems the continuing Obama Economic ~~slide~~ recovery has made it impossible to sell ad space on this blog, and so, due to declining revenue this blog must close.

But, good news. President Obama has appointed a Blog Czar -- like so many other czars he's appointed (isn't THAT ironic in a Marxist kind of way?) -- to take over this blog and "bring it into conformity with that which the American people know is right and good."

So, while I have been replaced as CEO of this blog, the ~~puppet~~ new CEO will soon be blogging along happily for your enjoyment.

Week 19 - I'm really Sorry, but I Told You So

2009-06-04T06:04:00.003-07:00

Another week and another loss of jobs in America...

Read how the MSM tries to sugar-coat..LINK.

President Obama has bet against the market and he is losing -- WE are losing.

By trying to borrow money and moving us closer to a centralized market, the continuing failure of Keynesian economics is glaring and painful.

If Obama had taken his $787 BILLION DOLLAR stimulus and returned that money directly to us, each family would have received $6000. That $6000 would have been infused into the economy almost immediately. Increased economic activity translates into a need for more workers at the retail level. Jobs would have been saved. The cycle of more workers having more money and needing to spend it on daily essentials would have created a self-sustaining increase in jobs.

Instead, we have lost another 621,000 jobs this month. Sales at the retailer Target are down 6%...that is astonishing because Target is a low-end retailer. In a down economy Target should be BOOMING.

There are 6.7 million Americans out of work thanks to what is now, clearly, the Obama Economy. The only job sector growing is GOVERNMENT jobs. We are clearly heading in the WRONG direction.

Now, Obama's stated employment goals for the stimulus cannot possibly be met.
If you disagree, try to make your case in the comments.

- I will update this post with the other weekly mistakes by the rookie, but this information should stand alone for a time.

Animoto'ing the Rookie

2009-05-27T21:52:00.001-07:00

Week 18 - A Weekly Walk with the Rookie

2009-05-27T01:02:00.000-07:00

Item #1: A Presidential First
Item #2: What's One More?
Item #3: Good for the Goose
Item #4: Speaking of ....
Item#5: ...Teleprompters

Item #1: Change We Can Believe In? Again?
- The first President to be DIRECTLY responsible for Americans losing their jobs. This is a first in American politics...
-- The Obama Motors Corporation fires Chrysler dealers by June 9th. Not only are they losing their jobs by order of our Lord and Master, they are losing their investments in merchandise to keep their dealerships afloat while Obama was planning their disenfranchisement.

Item #2: Have You Seen All of the New Legislation: Neither has anyone else. But, Obama told us that the American people would have five days of public comment before he would sign any bills. What a guy (siiiigh).... So, have any of you had the opportunity to comment? Not likely, since Obama has signed all bills just one or two days after Congress has passed them. So, what's one more broken campaign promise from the Savior? LINK

Item #3: If Nevadans Vote for Harry Reid after THIS, They're Just Plain Stoopid:
Obama is going to hold a fundraiser in the city of...wait for it...wait for it...LAS VEGAS, NEVADA!!!. You know, the place that he told companies not to use for their own company functions; (but political fundraisers are okay).

Do as I, your Lord Almighty says, not as I do.

Since Obama's teleprompter told him to condemn Sin City as self-indulgent extravagance, 340 planned conventions and business meetings have been canceled; costing waitresses, dishwashers, bartenders, and cooks their share of $130 million. Many of those folks have since been laid off -- so who really suffered? Obama also refused to meet with the Governor of Nevada during this visit...pure arrogance? LINK.

Item #4: Did Someone Mention Arrogance? You, in the uninformed and uncultured media obviously have no concept of how to treat your Master. And so, OTV is born...Do not arouse the wrath of the Great and Powerful Obamessiah...instead, watch and learn...LINK.

But as for TJ, I report because you decided (in 2008 to elect a jackanapes)

Item #5: Funny.

Item #6: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!: Gitmo is still open -- what a stain on the conscience of humanity...the slaughter, the carnage...AAAHHHHHHH!!!! So many murdered in that gulag-like place of death!!!!! Obama Save us!! CLose Gitmo...oh,wait the Senate told you "no"....
Oh well, maybe next year.

Item #7: AAAAHHHHHHHH!!!! There are still troops in Iraq!
At least I think there are.
It seems like the MSM has stopped reporting on Iraq
....hmmmmm.
But, Obama promised to get them all out....well, we're waiting...

Another week has passed where the rookie is finding out that talk is cheap, demagogic platitudes are soon shattered against the wall of realities, and left-leaning windbags transporting teleprompters around the world are still just windbags.

A New Justice

2009-05-26T12:53:00.002-07:00

A white male, (who has lived as a white male), will often reach a better conclusion [as a judge] than a minority who hasn’t lived that life.

If you don't believe me, click on that statement to see proof.

Note to Colin

2009-05-24T14:07:00.003-07:00

You can also call yourself a genius...it doesn't make you one.

People around you make that determination, whether by using instruments or observations.

Another Day, Another Obumble Tax Increase on the Middle Class

2009-05-23T18:12:00.010-07:00

I just received a notice from my credit card company....

I was paying 0% interest on an introductory offer based on my very good credit score (thanks to my wife's financial acumen). But before that, I never paid more tha 9.9% on any credit card.
Now, after my introductory offer expires, I will be paying 17.9%. Why is that?

If you have been following the Obumble Administration's inability to refrain from attacking Capitalism, you'll know he called for a "reining in" of the eeeviiiil credit card companies. He started his demagogic dissembling during the campaign, and credit card rates began to rise after he won the DumbasCrap nomination.
Those who have a credit card know how eeeeviiiilll credit card companies really are.

Credit card companies make you spend more money than you have...Then, when you can't pay back your obscene spending, they actually penalize you by raising your rate.
Pure Evil! Why would these evil people try to recoup money from people who don't pay their bills? What right do they have to expect you to pay your bills on time!?! Damn them!

So anyway, a bill passed the Senate and then the House (nice job on that Coburn amendment by the way) that "reins in" those eeevviiiill companies.
And so, seeing that high risk, no bill-paying scumbags are going to be pandered to by Obama, they are raising rates on everyone.

Your rate will increase as soon as your current card expires. Get ready for another Obama tax increase. Looks like the $13 a week tax cut is being absorbed while you aren't paying attention. More for ciggies, $1300 more for your new car, now more in credit card rates...
Are we really heading in the right direction?

But you know, just like the cigarette tax hike, Obama will simply blow it off by saying "people CHOOSE to use credit cards."

A Fair Account of Obama vs Cheney (click the pic)

2009-05-22T22:57:00.008-07:00

Though there are many more shallow canards presented by the TROTUS that are not covered.

A Man of Reason versus A Man of Shallow Platitudes

2009-05-21T20:04:00.004-07:00

I sat through the Obama speech this morning and as a former military counter terrorism fighter, was enraged by dishonest misrepresentation and back-pedaling by our President.

He knows most of you are uninformed because you had no access to intelligence reports. That is not your fault. It only becomes you fault when you uncritically accept the craven "Blame America First" mantra of a man who now says that military tribunals are fine and there are some terrorists who will be held indefinitely.
Perhaps you should write to Mr. Obama and ask him to build a Supermax prison in Washington, D.C. if he really wants to keep those people locked up.

Week 17

2009-05-19T20:56:00.007-07:00

I think I have nothing to write except that Obama is dismantling that which made this the most prosperous country in the history of the world....and the sheeple still "baaaaaaa"...

There are too many spoiled Americans that continue to believe there is "something better out there".

Where?

Gee, why didn't the Republicans think of this...actually, they did.

Perhaps some buyer's remorse in Sin City?

A new tax on the poor and middle class families, but at least the rich get soaked too?!?!

You don't have any kids, do you? If so, abort them so your "family" can fit in here.

No' mo' money fo' Gitmo.

I didn't catch it; did Nasty Pisslosi use the Stupid Defense, the Dishonest Defense, or the Insanity Defense?

I guess Bush wasn't all that dumb afterall; BO agrees with him!!!

Another Rookie Policy Mistake -- this time trade, next time war?

Obama, the Robber Baron?

When?

2009-05-14T21:08:00.004-07:00

I hate to say "I told ya' so" and so I won't. But, I will remind folks that in Item #2 of Week 16 of the Obama Chronicles (below) I pointed to weak employment numbers and how the TROTUS tried to offset them up by hiring short-term federal workers.
Today, the Washington Times uncovered the futility of the Messianic Machinations and reported our higher unemployment numbers -- 637,000 new applications for unemployment in the week ending May 9th.

Next comes Joey "the Dentures" Biden trying to tell you that the stimulus is wunnerful and creatin' tons a new three letter words - j-o-b-s. I looked at THIS LINK and immediately asked one question -- "How does he know?"
It's Joey's designated duty to brief us on the stimulus using www.recovery.gov.
Guess what -- recovery.gov ain't working yet. But we can still get facts from bls.gov. It shows the economy has lost many more jobs than Biden insists we saved using the stimulus.
Also, the number ~~created~~ claimed (150,000 jobs over 77 days) is exactly half of what we need to stabilize the unemployment rate. Statistically, we need 150,000 jobs per month to break even. Joey then promised us the stimulus is kicking in and will created 600,000 jobs in the next 100 days.
Again -- so what? In 100 days we will need to have created 885,000 jobs to catch up to pre-stimulus unemployment levels. Those 750,00 jobs promised by Joey will cost over $1 million PER JOB. Two hundred days into the stimulus and we're paying $1 million PER JOB?!? WTF?
What is slightly heartening is that the MSM is finally starting to ask tough questions. CLICK HERE to read the WashPo taking to task Biden's ever-moving canard factory.

Even though Biden is our designated briefer, he seems to have forgotten to tell us this little tidbit -- stimulus checks have been mailed out to 8,000 - 10,000 DEAD PEOPLE.

Biden, Obama, et al., are the people we trust to waste 1.5 Trillion this year and to reinvent our health care system; the same people who can't run a website and then mail checks to dead people...greaaaaAAAaaaaat!!!

Now that the liberal media has begun to do their job and told us about the incompetence in the White House, when will rank and file liberals actually hold Obama accountable?

Or is Blaming Bush the best they've got?

Right On!

2009-05-12T13:07:00.001-07:00

16 Weeks and Whadda We Get?

2009-05-11T21:54:00.014-07:00

...another day older and deeper in debt.................as a country

Item #1: It's the Deficit, Stupid
Item #2: A Vibrator Would Work Better
Item #3: Gotta go - gotta go
Item #4: The Butcher of Afghanistan
Item #5: Gummint Grows Greatly
Item #6: But not State Gummint
Item #7: Let My People Go!
Item #8: Still Counting

Item #1: Blame Bush, Blame Bush!: The biggest news during Obama's 16th week of being "large and in charge" is about the biggest deficit in the history of the United States of America.
Of course, Peter Orszag, White House Budget Director, immediately resorted to the Official Obama Mantra™ "BLAME BUSH!" And of course, we all know Obama's spending of $787 Billion in failed "porkulus" and $410B to cover 8,500 earmarks has absolutely nothing to do with the deficit - does it? Are you people actually buying this crap? Really? Not even the libtards at MSNBC believe that. Does anyone else still not see through this charlatan? He spends like a drunken Republican, and then wants to Blame Bush for creating his own HUGE deficit...what a poser! The CBO estimate was right (pictured) and Obama was wrong...again!

Item #2: The Stimulus Ain't Stimulatin': On 6 May I posted the CBO benchmark for successful stimulus spending on the top left corner of this blog. But, I don't even need to keep track of those benchmark stats because Obama just admitted his stimulus isn't working. By the standards set forth in THIS DOCUMENT, the stimulus is already far behind where we should be in recovery. Perhaps to try to hide their failure, the administration hired 72,000 more gummint employees; 66,000 for the census alone. And so, while the MSM dutifully reported a "drop" in new unemployment filings to 539,000, the real number of unemployed in April was 611,000 when subtracting these temporary gummint workers.
Was there an intent to deceive by your Messiah? Liberals would be calling to impeach Bush had he done this. Of course, they'd call for impeaching Bush if he farted in public. Let's Blame Bush for this failure, too.

Item #3: Run! Obama's Coming!!! When Obama and Rattner fired the CEO of General Motors (Rick Wagoner), they took ownership of GM. When Obama threw our money at GM, he said it was for the good of company and the country.
Now, the new CEO, Fritz Henderson, may preempt the TROTUS's moves to also fire him by shutting the doors to GM in Detroit and moving the company. In fact, he may sell off U.S. plants on the way out. Way to go, Messiah. First you wasted our money on Chrysler, and soon GM will be "tits up", too. Batting a thousand there, eh Spanky?

Item #4: Bombs Away, Just Don't Torture Them! This LINK shows two things:
1) That Obama is serious about killing terrorists, and
2) Obama is serous about killing pesky civilians. In fact, The Messiah would rather kill civilians than "harshly interrogate" terrorists. In case your name is FERD and you didn't click the link, it says,

"In a blunt rebuff of the Afghan president, President Barack Obama's national security adviser said Sunday the United States would not end airstrikes in Afghanistan even though they are blamed in the deaths of hundreds of civilians during the war."

Here is a picture of one of the babies killed by an Obama drone strike: LINK.
But, rest easy left-leaning lemmings, Obama will find some way to BLAME BUSH for his bombing of civilians. You'll salve your cognitive dissonance when next He reads from his teleprompter and tells of the Evil Bush launching drones into Afghanistan.

Item #5: Laid Off? Join the Obama Revolutionary Change: As mentioned earlier, when unemployment rises, just hire more people in the federal gummint. In fact, if you're struggling to start your own business, you're a sucker! The average pay for Obama gummint jobs is $75 G's. But don't take my word; read the CBS Blog.
Just a wee little problem with this though. Since gummint doesn't actually produce anything of value, who's paying for these jobs?
- That's right, the sucker struggling to start his or her own business.

Item #6: How's That Stimulus Helping the States? It ain't. This is the second great failure of the Obama Administration -- but you don't see much coverage about it. While Obama is hiring FEDERAL gummint workers, STATE gummints are increasing their layoffs.
That vaunted stimulus package only created a false sense of comfort and a short respite for state deficits. Even though the stimulus is offsetting short term layoffs, long term problems are not addressed by the short-term thinking democrats. Read what Missouri lawmakers have realized is the best use for stimulus money. It's quite obvious that bigger gummint is not the answer to any pertinent economic question.

Item #7: Hey, Those Are My Voters There, Buddy: While Obama has spent a great deal to hire more census takers, he has also cut $400M from the State Criminal Alien Assistance Program (SCAPP). This program is used to help states cover the costs of jailing illegal immigrants (cuz they're criminals, in case that isn't clear to some). Coincidence?
As Senators both Obama and Clinton complained that the Bush administration short changing their local gummints:

"Each year, the SCAAP program is underfunded," Clinton said in 2006 comments urging support for her amendment. She cited a 2005 Government Accountability Office study that found local governments get only 25 percent of their costs reimbursed through the program."Throughout our country and in my state, there are counties and municipalities that are covering the costs of dealing with education, healthcare, and law enforcement without adequate or any federal reimbursement," Clinton said. "So we have left our local and state governments to fend for themselves. They should not be left to bear these costs alone because it is not they who are making federal immigration policy."

Whahappen? Why is it suddenly okay to short change states for incarcerating criminals? Maybe because they vote DumbasCrap?
I hope Arizona, Caleefornia, and Texas all sue the feds to reinstate this money.

Item #8: How Long Must This Go ON?!? Where are all those promises?
1) There are still troops in Iraq
2) Guantanamo is Still Open

NOTHING'S OBVIOUS UNTIL IT'S STATED

2009-05-09T23:37:00.007-07:00

I know that the conservative readers of the web have a strong grasp of facts and can logically anticipate the unintended (or intended) consequences of liberal policies.
However, I'm not entirely sure that the Swooning Hordes of Obamadroids actually see what is going to occur over the next two years.
Let me edify them...

Obama has proposed a 24% increase in the federal budget. Due to lower economic activity, that 24% is going to create a $1.8 Trillion dollar deficit (note to libs: federal deficits are measured annually; federal debt is an aggregated total).

Obama will fool the willing by announcing (using his heavenly hosts) that he is actually cutting $17 BILLION dollars from the budget. That's right - a whole $17 Billion -- out of the $700 BILLION that he's adding to our budget in a single year.

This rhetorical slight of hand will confuse liberals -- those who use emotion rather than logic -- because they want to belieeeeeeve. Almost as one, they will cry out:

Look, our Master is attacking the unclean pork and Pharisaic Lobbyists who have corrupted the once pure swamp of our Holy City -- the land from whence all good things come -- Washington, D.C. Praise be to the Glorious Leader. And he did this all while cutting the taxes of the poor. Hail him...swear fealty...bow down...ooooohhhhhmmmm

But Obama's plan is to spend money to create new entitlements. The health care entitlement will cause employers to stop offering health care as a benefit -- afterall, the gummint will be providing it by then.
In fact, this link is to a video that is being stripped from the internet so that you don't see it. CLICK HERE while it's still available.

With your newly enhanced dependence on the gummint, Obama will suddenly announce that he is unable to meet the economic growth goals that would have reduced future deficits and so, unfortunately, he has to raise taxes on many more Americans. But "don't worry", (he assures you) you no longer have to buy health care so you won't need as much money.

By this time, challengers on the Republican side will be campaigning. With unemployment still above 7%, the challengers will say "I told ya' so" and push for tax cuts to generate more jobs. But, because of the enormous Obama deficits, the Messiah will restate his lies that tax cuts don't help the economy - and the sheeple will "baaaaa"; rejecting the heathens of capitalism.

In fact, the Obamatrons will claim that tax cuts are un-American because it will threaten their newly acquired health care "right" . Faith in the Church of Gummint and in the sacrament of free health care will be sacrosanct.

So, you will soon see Obama creating enormous deficits to "give" you health care. Then, when he tells you that he MUST raise taxes to keep that health care flowing, to feed starving senior citizens, and to ensure all puppies have clean drinking water...remember that this is the time that your dependence on gummint began.

DANGER WILL ROBINSON, DANGER! DOUCHE BAG APPROACHING!! DANGER!! DANGER!!

2009-05-09T14:00:00.016-07:00

I've taken a fancy to watching the show "WHALE WARS" and despite the patronizing and demagogic commercials about military sonar and polar bears, the show is both riveting and hilarious. Even though this series first aired last year, this is the first time I've seen it.

The funniest part of the show is watching a group of hippies trying to emulate military discipline and operational precision while sailing on an oversize dingy. There are slapstick injuries from the crew's ineptitude and empty triumphs when they get to throw stink bombs at the Japanese whaling fleet. That'll show those Japs-- stink bombs, baby!!

I was enjoying the show, until this.....(DOUCHE BAG ALERT!!! DOUCHE BAG ALERT!!!)

The self-appointed Captain of das boot, Captain Paul Watson makes the claim that the Japanese SHOT HIM while his crew feverishly launched stink bombs at the whaling boats.
Here's how it went down...

Paul Watson clutches his chest while showing a slight bit if consternation. He peels back his black shirt to reveal a white BULLET PROOF VEST (a little bell should be sounding in your head about now), with a little hole right over THE HEART (another ringy dingy in your noggin?).

Watson stumbles to the bridge and has his doctor dig into the vest. Sure enough they find a mushroomed slug. It looks to be a .38 caliber round. The slug apparently hit THE BADGE worn
by Watson and pictured here.
My, my, how lucky is Paul Watson?
1. He's providently wearing a bullet proof vest (that no one else is), and
2. Happens to be shot in the BADGE, which is coincidentally protecting his bleeding HEART!!! Wow!
3. This occurs while two ships are rolling over the ocean waves at 15 knots. Lucky he didn't get it in the head or the pee-pee, eh?
4. Finally, he's fortunate that the bullet DIDN'T EVEN LEAVE A BRUISE!

As a former law enforcement specialist I have been trained on the use of bullet proof vests, have worn one for many years, and understand the capabilities of these vests.
The first thing you learn about the vest is that it may stop the bullet, but it will leave a hell of a bruise, and a great deal of pain. You must be ready to counter the pain and fight through it.
The lack of significant pain and bruising on Paul Watson's man boobs is the most pertinent part of this story; and, this part leads me to believe....

Paul Watson is a liar!

I was cheering on the Sea Shepherds until this moment in time.

Additional evidence showed that, other than the bruising, no one heard a shot (which would sound much different than the anti-hippie flash-bangs used by the Japanese ), and no one saw a gunman.

I'll bet Mr Watson (pictured here from a previous photo) thought he was getting quite the PR coup, wouldn't you say?

Instead, he just proved himself to be another immoral liberal douche bag who will do anything to get his way.

I'll still watch, but now I'll be cheering for the Japanese to cull whales in accordance with international law, and hope a flash-bang rattles the skull of Mr Watson. Perhaps that will knock some sense into him.

P.S. Paul, keep the mustache.

Get ready...

2009-05-07T19:15:00.002-07:00

THE PERPETUAL DEFICIT MACHINE has arrived...LINK.

But you wouldn't know it by MSNBC's headline: Obama wants to cut $17 billion from budget.

And from NPR: Obama Seeks $17 B in Budget Cuts.

It takes the Associated Press to point out that the stimulus ain't working' while Obama is pushing his "ambitious agenda". That's quite a euphemism for "bankrupting the country".
The questions is really about what WE do now.
Do we allow TROTUS to destroy future American generations using a half-baked economic plan thought up while he was sharing doobies with Saul Alinsky and Bill Ayers?

Are there any liberals out there actually believe that raising federal spending by 24% is beneficial for our future?

Are liberals ready to embrace and own Obama's ever-growing deficits?

And They Called Bush Arrogant

2009-05-05T23:06:00.006-07:00

FASCISM from the Messiah

CLICK HERE

Pretty soon no one will admit they voted for this clown. Not even FERD.

Week 15 - How Obama Is Turning into Bush (except with even more spending)

2009-05-05T05:22:00.006-07:00

We are entering Week 16 of the Obama-nation and so we recount the highlights of Obama's 15th week as ~~President~~ Teleprompter Reader of the United States.

This task is getting really easy since Obama is simply continuing many of President GW Bush's policies:

Item #1: Hmmm, I guess that wasn't such a bad idea after all...
Item #2: I, Your Savior, Demand Trivial Spending Reductions
Item #3: Higher Math is not a Pre-requisite for Presidents
Item #4: Tax Breaks for Working Families -- PSYCHE!!!
Item #5: Yeah! I want THAT Health Care!
Item #6: Another Economic Milestone
Item #7: Diplomatic Progress
Item #8: Dad, Can I Borrow the Keys
Item #9: Pattern of Misconduct

Item#1: Umm..uhhh...well...uhhh...I guess military tribunals are okay: The Rookie's administration has finally figured out that war is not law enforcement. Those captured on the battlefield must be subjected to MILITARY TRIBUNALS -- a process decried by candidate Obama.
I guess Obama finally figured out that no one captured on a battlefield was ever read their Miranda rights, and so, cannot be tried in a civilian court. Duuhhhh.
(psst...It actually took him 15 weeks to figure this out and the Germans aren't happy about this LINK. )

Item #2: Remember when Obama told his Cabinet to cut $100M?: $100Million taken out of an assload of money, is still an assload of our money being wasted. Here, watch...

Item #3: Well, 100 Billion is sorta Like 2.1 Billion: President Obama's Magic Teleprompter™ told him during the campaign that by tracking the Evil Corporate Tax Trolls (you know, those companies who operate in a foreign country and don't want to have to pay taxes in two different countries), he could recapture $100 billion per year. These companies currently pay tax for the country in which they operate and U.S. taxes after deducting the foreign countries tax.
Today, the President outlined his Grand Tax Recapture Plan and he plans to recapture $2.1 Billion per year!
...$2.1 billion?!?!
...What happened to $100 billion?!?!
...Oh yeah, that was during a campaign. Those numbers don't count anymore.
So, now these companies will have a choice. If they want to operate in foreign countries they can either:
(A) Pay taxes in two countries, including a country with the second highest corporate tax rate in the world (the U.S.), or,
(B) They can relocate their companies to the actual country in which they do business, pay less tax, and hire locals who will work for less..., or,
(C) Companies can move to a third country, such as Ireland, and set up their parent companies while paying lower taxes.
Net results if they move: U.S. ex-patriate managers will lose their jobs and the U.S. will not capture ANY taxes (as opposed to the 2.3% we capture now).

The funniest part of this story is that Obama believes companies don't pay enough tax...perhaps he should look in his cabinet if he wants to track down those vile little tax cheats.

Item #4: Gimme Back Yo' Money, Beeotches: You know that miniscule little tax rebate you see in your paycheck...well, you may have to pay it back. The new IRS tax tables may result in you getting too much back in your paychecks, meaning you will OWE MONEY TO OBAMA at the end of the year-- LINK. Yes, that's right, you will have to pay back your own money to the gummint because they are too inept to write a tax table that doesn't give you excessive rebate money. Confused? This is how gummint works folks.

Get used to it - you voted for more.

Item #5: The First Flu Fatality: Did you know that the first person to die from Swine Flu was a woman who had full government provided health care?
In fact, she went to several private clinics and was diagnosed with a variety of illnesses from April 4th until April 12th (when she died). Yes, this was in Mexico, and you're probably thinking "Mexican medical care is not close to American health care. We would have diagnosed the flu immediately."
And, of course, that's the point. While you might ethnocentrically dismiss Mexican health care, what are the odds that clinic after clinic could not diagnose this illness? Perhaps it's not that they couldn't, simply that they didn't pay enough attention. Socialized health care removes some of the market incentives for always doing well in whatever your vocation.
Welcome to Obama Care -- if you let him implement it.

Item #6: The Wonderful Wizard of Economics: In case you didn't hear, Obama has declared the economy is getting better....uh, except that the economy shrunk by 6.1% in the first three months of this year?!?!

I think the Magic Teleprompter™ told Barack to say the economy was improving. Maybe the Magic Teleprompter™ realizes that downplaying the economy wasn't working. Combined with the last three months of last year, this is the worst economy since the 1950's. Yes, Barry is carrying on in GW's footsteps.

Item #7: Following in the Savior's Footsteps: "Mahmood I'm a Dinner Jacket", the Iranian President, must have been converted by the Obama diplomatic charm.
As part of his new Presidential campaign (Iranians vote June 12th), Mahmood is using the slogan "Yes We Can" (pictured below) in an attempt to be reelected as President.
I'll bet he wins, too. No one can seemingly resist that slogan.

Item #8: Hey, Who Took My Plane?: Please read this article: LINK.
Are you finished? Okay, now can any libtards tell me that Barack Obama didn't know that Air Force One was unavailable during the time it was flying over NYC? If he didn't know where that aircraft was, he's an inept boob.

One of the most disturbing parts of this inanity is that the Obama administration THREATENED the NYC police, the FBI, the NYC Mayor, EVEN THE SECRET SERVICE if they leaked information on a memo that said they knew it would cause "public concern". And that brings us to this:

Item#9: Mussolini, Tito, Franco, Pinochet, and Obama: A high-ranking lawyer representing hedge funds (Thomas Lauria) claims the Obama administration THREATENED HIS CLIENT'S REPUTATION if they didn't do exactly as Obama told them regarding the Chrysler bankruptcy. While the White House is disputing this, we now have two instances of the same behavior in one week.

Who are you going to believe?

Street thugs and petty little men. Time to fire up the impeachment machine and keep it running in the background -- just in case.

MONTHLY UPDATE ITEMS:

YES, GITMO IS STILL OPEN and,

YES, THERE ARE STILL TROOPS IN IRAQ.

To Aspiring Scholars - UPDATED

2009-05-03T05:46:00.007-07:00

Jon Stewart has retracted the statement that led to this post, but the fact that he got caught up in an emotional argument rather than a logical debate shows his lack of depth. Read on and judge the rhetoric for yourself:

Don't be an idiot like this man...

Shallow thinking moralists like Jon Stewart cannot help but make fundamental errors of logic on a "Daily" basis. His latest error was the judging of past actions by today's ethical stances.

Specifically, this TV personality has decided that President Truman was a war criminal for dropping atomic bombs on Hiroshima and Nagasaki. Yes, this TELEPROMPTER READER has made an ethical determination based on actions that occurred 60 years ago.

The script reader, who has obviously never read a history book, determined that nuking two Japanese cities was unneccessary. However, if this popular yet pompously lowbrow presenter had lived in the time of World War II, he would have known the determination and sense of honor of the Japanese. Mr Stewart would have understood that the Japanese would not have surrendered, would have prolonged the war, and would have led to many more deaths in the Pacific theater.

In fact, the Japanese DID NOT surrender, even after the bombing of Hiroshima. If Mr. ~~Stewart~~ Leibowitz, whose main contribution to comedy is his "mugging" for the camera, would have read the aforementioned history books, he would have known this.

Perhaps he would have preferred hundreds of thousands more casualties on both sides.
Yes, military geniuses like Stewart have so earned their sense of moral superiority compared to people who actually had to put their lives in harm's way or protect this country.

My friends, when considering the use of the military, please don't follow this idiot's example. Please try to understand the context of the action at the time. If you don't, you will be relegated to making similarly vapid moral pronouncements. By way of conclusive examples, perhaps Mr Stewart will brand Aztecs as deserving of being conquered because of their human sacrifices. Or perhaps, he should rethink the mystique of Che Guevara, who gave up being a physician in order to turn into a ruthless murderer - even executing those who disagreed with his philosophy.

I wonder which desk Mr. Stewart was hiding under on September 11, 2001...and if he was wearing his "Che" T-shirt.

Does Anyone Have DirectTV?

2009-05-01T23:15:00.010-07:00

If you have Direct TV, try this at any time of the day:

Grab your remote and hit the "ACTIVE" button.

When the ACTIVE screen pops up, hit the SELECT button...

As soon as the screen loads you'll see the five most popular programs in your time zone...
Now scroll to the right and select the National Top 5.

Finally, answer these questions:

Does one of Fox News Channel's programs appear on one or both lists?
Do you think the liberal media are missing out on something?

How'd That Bailout Work?

2009-04-30T11:21:00.006-07:00

OBAMA'S FIRST LARGE-SCALE FAILURE

WAAAAaaaaa WWAAAAAAAaaaaaaa

2009-04-29T19:20:00.009-07:00

Hey Barry...you won the election. There's no need for your juvenile jabs at the only news outlet that thinks for itself and the people who protested your irresponsbile spending. What's the matter, has no one ever criticized your silly ass at any time in your privileged life?

All of us realize that the median count of TEA party attendance was 853,042 -- double that of the "Million" Man March that Obama, Rev Wright, and Louis Farrakhan went on together. Perhaps they didn't teach math at Harvard, and so you can't figure out how vexed the American public is with your ~~spending~~ generational theft!

If he keeps this up, I'm going to send him some tampons.

100 Days in the Wilderness

2009-04-28T20:16:00.019-07:00

Obama, King of the Teleprompters is still President of the United States and just presided over the most expensive 100 days of any president in the history of this country.

Nice guy, but no experience. Is this all just a bad dream? I don't know, let's look at what's happened in the first 100 days....

Item #1: Couldn't Have Said It Any Better

Item #2: GM's New GM Fails

Item #3: The Mighty Stimulus Kicks into Gear

Item #4: Say it Ain't So...really, say it ain't so

Item #5: We Don't Torture
Item #6: Mmmm, Tastes like Chicken

Item #7: Laaaaast One

Item #1: 100 Days, 100 Mistakes : from the New York Post - which I predict will be the NEW newspaper of record after the New York Times goes bankrupt...which may have happened while I was typing this post.

Item #2: How's Your Company Doing, Barry? Last month I wrote that the firing of Rick Wagoner at General Motors by Barack Obama activated the old adage "if you break it, you buy it".

Rick Wagoner had tried various tactics to save GM, even cutting his own salary in 2006 and 2007. Obama fired the General Manager, and so he "broke" the leadership of GM, leaving GM rudderless. Once Obama fired Wagoner, that made Obama the new GM of GM. Obama also realized this, and even stated the FEDERAL GUMMINT would guaranteed the warranty of GM cars. Now, Barry's Car Company is dropping Pontiac and 23,000 more Americans into unemployment. I think the new GM of GM needs to be let go too; just like the last one. (BTW, Was this part of that stimulus plan?)

Item #3: Incompetence (alt. title: Why Your President Should Create Private Sector Jobs Before you Trust Him/Her in the Public Sector):Remember that Stimulus Spending Plan that cost us $787 Billion Dollars?

How well do you think that's going? Well, I'll tell ya' -- the Congressional Budget Office estimated (on page 12 of THIS document) that IF the stimulus worked well, we would create 2.3 million more jobs than without a stimulus. We would also have our employment level at 143.9 million jobs by the end of 2009.

Little problem there...our employment fell to 140,887,000 in March and we are still hemorrhaging jobs.

In order to reach the 143.9 million jobs (signifying success for the Obama stimulus), we must stop losing jobs today and create about 375,000 jobs per month for the remaining eight months of this year.

If you've just spit your morning coffee all over your monitor, you are one of the intelligent Americans who probably didn't vote for this rookie. Unfortunately, you'll still have to pay for the $787 Billion.

Item #4: Canklesaurus Dyx Pisses Off EVERYONE: First it was the veterans...then it was the entire country of Canada...and Janet Napolitano can only ask "WHO'S NEXT!?!?!"

Janet Napolitano was my governor for several years. She used her unusually husky voice to bully the legislature into funding all of the programs SHE wanted. Imagine a cross between Joan Rivers and Chef from South Park saying "I don't care what it costs; I WANT ALL-DAY KINDERGARTEN!!!"

Did Janet ever apologize for her tirades and surly, un-ladylike behavior? Nope. Has she apologized for programming in the $1.6 Billion debt for 2009 and $3 Billion for 2010 -- all to fund her pet projects? Nope.

And so, it was quite gratifying to see ~~Mr.~~ Ms. Napolitano forced to apologize for her lack of professional demeanor. It was even better when I read THIS ARTICLE...I almost peed myself during the first paragraph. Try THIS ONE too.

Item #5: Semantics for Boobs: Speaking of Napolitano, she (and Obumble) recently insisted that the Global War on Terror is no longer a global war on terror. Instead, it is an "Overseas Contingency Operation".

This CHANGE was made to appease the leftards who simply think that terrorists are misunderstood and that we are evil for wanting to stop them from "expressing their disdain for evil America". Perhaps if we called waterboarding "sub-aqueous interrogatives" the libtards would be more accepting of that practice.

Item #6: Lib Eat Lib: I find it exceedingly funny when liberals attack each other during their own humanistic religious holidays. Earth Day is one such occasion. It seems that the Anointed Teleprompter Reader had the AUDACITY to fly his plane around on Earth Day burning 9,000 gallons of carbon-rich airplane fuel. Bad, baaad Barry. Uncle Goreacle won't be sending you a Kwanzaa gift this year.

Item #7: More Diplomatic FUBARs: Last week I spent much time on Chavez and not much on Castro. The new and improved American diplomacy was set to open up Cuba for more U.S. interchange. Once again, pro-democracy forces would go back into hiding while Obama deals with the Castro brothers.

Face-to-face, Raul Castro said he would be willing to talk with the U.S. on all subjects including human rights, freedom of the press and expression, and political prisoners.

Obama, feeling his proverbial oats, while leaving the Summit of the Americas, "called on Cuba to release political prisoners and reduce taxes on remittances from the U.S.".

Ahhh, a beautiful diplomatic victory for President Obama...

At least until Fidel heard about the meeting.

Fidel's take was that "Obama had no right to dare suggest that Cuba make even small concessions."

Wow, speaking of CHANGE WE CAN BELIEVE IN...the diplomatic climate CHANGES under Obama as often as the Hillary changes her grandma underpanties...her very large grandma underpanties. From victory to defeat in one day...brilliant.

Still There: There are still troops in Iraq...

Still There Part II: Guantanamo is still open...

You Can Keep Him

2009-04-28T19:46:00.003-07:00

Today, my former senator (Arlen Specter) returned to the Democrat Party from whence he came. Yes, that's right, Specter was a Democrat in 1965 when he realized he couldn't win an election for District Attorney unless he switched parties.

Now, seeing Pat Toomey slaughtering him in the polls for the 2010 senate race, he has switched again.

In 2004, the last year I was eligible to vote in Pennsylvania, I voted against Specter in the primary. Now you all know why...he was a self-serving clown for most of his political career and now he's a Democrat. Again.

Quite fitting.

Specter has always been a liberal RINO. The only thing that has really changed is the little letter after his name.

Hey Dems, can you really trust Specter...on anything?

Week 13 - America's Bad Luck Continues

2009-04-28T05:26:00.003-07:00

Item #1: Let's Tell Ever'body (cuz we'z stoopid that way)
Item #2: Birds of a Feather
Item #3: The Obama Immigration Plan
Item #4: How to "CHANGE" White House Hiring Policy
Item #5: Separation of Church and State
Item #6: Betraying the Protectors
Item #7: Tax Week

Item #1: Hi, sum people says I is a genious. I don't know why. BUt anywho, watch me divuylge Top Secart documints about hows we tortures folks. That a way, they can learn howta counteract our investigators nad make claims agin the US that the UN will believe mo' betta. IN the meantime, here's them documints for ya ta read.
Y'know, after readin' them I think we actually handled them thar Islam boys with way too much safety percautions -- SIgned, The ANointed One
Bradbury to Rizzo Memo1
Bradbury to Rizzo Memo 20pg
Bradbury to Rizzo Memo 40pg
Bybee to Rizzo Memo1

Item #2: Hey, It's my Ideological Brother, Hugo:

This video is from the meeting with Hugo Chavez during Obama's 13th week.
For the first 40 seconds of this video Obama make a fatal logical fallacy; Obama apparently believes he won the election because the American people believed in literally everything he said during the campaign.
In the following minute he makes his own case for NOT talking to Chavez. Uhhh..umm..uhhh...which is it?
And then he falls back on his self-created canard regarding invasion of Venezuela (their defense budget is 1/600th of ours)...and...so? Does that mean Obama is threatening to invade them if they don't do what he wants??? What?
Obama's greatest crime in accepting an anti-American book from Chavez and in sitting on his hands while the communist Daniel Ortega berates America for an hour-long screed is this: the pro-democracy counter-forces in both of those countries can no longer count on America to stand up for their cause.
Obama has surrendered those movements to the dictators.

Obama also spit in the face of our greatest ally in South America --Columbia.
Venezuela has funded the FARC -- openly --against our allies in Columbia.

Item #3: Immigration under Obama -- This Says It All: LINK TO VIDEO.

Item#4: Setting the Moral Tone for Business: In March, Steven Rattner sat across from General Motors CEO Rick Wagoner at the Treasury Department and told him to give up his job at his private company because the government said so. Who is Rattner. Rattner is Obama's pick to fix the automobile industry and now he's being investigated for some hanky-panky with retirement funds.
Seems Mr. Rattner is also a major Democratic fund-raiser.
Now GM is losing the Pontiac brand and cutting 23,000 jobs. What do you expect when you hire shady characters like ~~Daschle~~ ~~Geithner~~ ~~Sebelius~~ ~~Sims~~ Rattner?

Item #5: What Do You Call A Man Who...champions abortion and arranges to give a speech in a Catholic university, but then makes them cover up the symbols for Jesus Christ? A hypocritical denier of Christ -- even an arrogant anti-Christ, perhaps?
What do you call the university's president? The Cowardly John J. DeGioia.

Item #6: This Week in History, the Rookie Betrayed Those Who Keep Us Safe: A year from now, or perhaps five years from now, we will remember this week as the week President Obama betrayed and emasculated the CIA by releasing Top Secret documents. The techniques used by the CIA, (and I don't mean waterboarding) have been divulged to our enemies by the Rookie's administration.

Just as Bill Clinton and former Senator Robert Torricelli hamstrung the CIA in 1996 even after Al Qaeda had attacked Americans in 1992 and 1993, Obama has reincarnated the same failed policies of the past - a weakness similar to the Clinton years. If we are attacked again, this is the seminal moment you can point back to.

Item #7: Taxes are Due: every year it's interesting to see who walks the walk, not just talks the talk.

Obama talks about how he wants you to pay more taxes to "share with your neighbors".
The works of Arthur Brooks shows conservatives and red states donate more time and money to the poor. So, how much does Obama and Biden share with the poor compared to the last administration? I checked, and here's what I found:

2008

Obama: Earned income: $2,736,107; donated to charity: $172,050

Biden: Earned income: $253,866; donated to charity: $1,885

2007

Bush: Earned income: $719,274; donated to charity: $165,660

Cheney: Earned income: $2,528,068; donated to charity: $166,547

What percentage of their income went to charity?

Bush 23%; Cheney 6.59%; Obama 6.29%; Biden .74%

Again we see who really cares for the poor. Even Dick Cheney gives more than the Messiah Obama.

While Democrats want you to give up YOUR money, they rarely give up theirs. They prefer to pay the government to go help those "dirty" people -- in that way, they never have to touch or smell them.

Still There: There are still troops in Iraq...

Still There Part II: Guantanamo is still open...

The Middle of the Road

2009-04-24T20:02:00.010-07:00

I believe I've found the moderate response to our current debate on torture.

Obama is considering prosecuting members of the Bush administration for using torture against three Al Qaeda prisoners. This is the first time in American history that an administration may choose to seek to investigate a prior administration for a difference in political decisions.

Imagine if Eisenhower had wanted to prosecute Truman for using atomic bombs on Hiroshima and Nagasaki.
Or, maybe we should rewrite FDR's history, excoriating him for bombing civilians in several cities throughout Germany and in Tokyo...I mean, really, bombing civilians trumps torturing terrorists every day, doesn't it?

Seriously though, terrorists from Al Qaeda SHOULD be tortured; here are my thoughts:

- Al Qaeda violates the Geneva and Hague Conventions of War by wearing civilian clothing during combat actions (this violates the very first article of the very first chapter of the annex to the Hague Conventions of 1899)
- Al Qaeda hides weapons and munitions in protected areas such as schools, mosques, and hospitals.
- Al Qaeda intentionally targets civilians (violating the Fourth Geneva Convention - 1949)
- Al Qaeda strikes areas marked with a Red Cross, Red Crescent, or a Red Lion and Sun, violating Convention I of the Geneva Conventions of 1949.
- Al Qaeda already beheads captives, so torturing them now really doesn't change any of their behaviors.

Let's make a deal - if you violate the Geneva or Hague conventions, then those conventions no longer apply to protect you. We can call this the "Don't Be A Terroristic Jackass" modern convention of war, or alternatively, the "We Just Stopped Fighting With One Hand Behind our Backs" doctrine.

This convention/doctrine will permit all forms of physical and mental torture to be performed on anyone who chooses the terrorist actions stated above.

The moral of the story is - if you don't want to play by the rules, then don't expect us to.

Bush just implemented these rules a bit early (and saved lives in Los Angeles.)

The Week 13 Rookie Report is Postponed Until Next Week

2009-04-20T18:49:00.000-07:00

My focus is on collecting the numbers for the TEA parties. Check the entry below for daily updates.

TEA Party Updated 25 April 2009 - Closing in on 1,000,000 Attendees

2009-04-19T12:17:00.008-07:00

So far, these are the numbers I have calculated...still working on more location reports:

Low Estimate ------787,917
Middle Estimate ---853,042
High Estimate -----917,266

HERE IS A LINK

Almost 1,000,000 folks have been accounted for at TEA parties...

That's an enormous amount of participation for a grassroots drive. And for each person who actually attended, how many wanted to but, for one reason or another, could not?
I'm still counting. These numbers only account for ~~369~~ ~~387~~ 904 cities so far.

How Many People Attended Tea Parties???

2009-04-16T21:55:00.023-07:00

Updated 25 April 2009...You won't find this in the MSM.

After a little research and much information at Free Republic I was able to find a fairly reliable count of the Tax Day Tea Party participation. I checked several of the levels of participation listed by Free Republic using public sources when available and found their information very accurate. I also found a few new locations not yet listed on their website. METHODOLOGY: The totals are provided in three ranges because the MSM will not report many of the cities that participated (as they are willing to do when liberals protest wars or the WTO -- probably because only one person was arrested at the Tea Parties.)
Some of these numbers are from people at the events that had to estimate attendance; some numbers are provided by sign-up sheets at the events; and, others are provided by the few real news outlets that aren't afraid to defy their Lord and Master Obama -- they counted heads themselves or quoted police estimates.

Low Estimate ------787,917
Middle Estimate ---853,042
High Estimate -----917,266

HERE IS A LINK

If anyone wishes to challenge these numbers, leave your proof in the comments. It's free and I don't make you join my blog in order to comment.

Here's another point of interest -- Americans stood against the ever growing debt started by the last President and exacerbated by the current President in greater numbers than the 400,000 who marched with Obama and Louis Farrakhan during the "Million Man March". Perhaps the Rookie should be paying more attention to the People.

H/T: Henchster

Obumble Always Pictured Himself as Lincoln...

2009-04-15T03:21:00.004-07:00

...and so he is starting Civil War-Part Deux with his overreaching federal ham-handedness:

P.S. Mr. President, Abraham Lincoln didn't create a self-aggrandizing, self-promoting symbol of himself like your little Pepsi commercial thingy....

2009-04-14T20:47:00.005-07:00

THE RISE OF LEFT-WING FASCISM:

This is a self-fulfilling prophecy by Janet Napolitano:

http://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2009/apr/14/federal-agency-warns-of-radicals-
on-right/

Who creates Right Wing Radicals? Left Wing Lunatics like Nappy (Canklesaurus Dyx).

Week 12 - Send in the Clowns

2009-04-13T21:30:00.006-07:00

Item #1: Who's "we", clown?
Item #2: We've Seen THIS Before
Item #3: I Can Handle This!
Item #4: Uhh, Little Help Here...
Item #5: Leadership
Item #6: Never Fear, Admiral Obama is Here
Item #7: Yobs, we don't need no stinkin' yobs.
Item #8: Still No Joy

Item #1 - Obama Rewrites the Heritage of the United States in His Own Image: When Obama said "we do not consider ourselves a Christian Nation...", one must wonder if this arrogant clown has ever read a U.S. History textbook or any speeches from those who founded this country...here, lemme help:

"It is impossible to rightly govern the world without God and the Bible". Washington, G. 1796

"It is the duty of nations as well as of men to own their dependence upon the overruling power of God, and to confess their sins and transgressions in humble sorrow, yet with assured hope that genuine repentance will lead to mercy and pardon, and to recognize the sublime truth, announced in Holy Scripture, and proven by all history, that those nations only are blessed whose God is the Lord." Lincoln, A., 1863

Hmmm.., lemme see, should I believe Obama or Washington and Lincoln? I know which one the libtards lemmings will follow...In fact, the MSM has already changed this quote to read "we do not consider ourselves JUST a Christian nation" in an attempt to cover this clown's ass. Listen to it again.

Item 2: Taking After His Predecessor: BHO hates Bill Clinton, but still wants to be Bill Clinton. That malady is most apparent in his need to lie to the American people. He lied throughout the campaign (as witnessed by his recent raising of taxes disproportionately on the poor).
Now, he is lying about his very obvious obeisance to the leader of the Holy Land - at least, the Holy Land for Muslims - King Abdullah. Let's compare his most recent greeting given to our greatest historical ally and his greeting to a monarch of a country in which women are second-class citizens and they still hold public executions.
Then, let's ask why Obama's administration lied about the bow. Two Questions: 1) Why lie? 2) Would he also do it under oath, just to be like Bill, or is lying to the American people as far as his imitation goes?

Item #3: How to Treat Pirates: Today President Obama addressed the Somali pirates who have taken an American ship captain hostage by ensuring them that America is NOT a Christian nation and so we have no beef with the pirates, who are Muslim. In fact, BHO promised to meet with the pirates, greet them with a low bow (signifying his deep respect for THE true religion), and immediately disarm the entire U.S. Navy to avert this "crisis". The pirates responded by saying they only wanted $100 bucks for motor boat gas and bag of Cheetos to let the captain go...seems they were just hungry and brought him along as a snack...but Cheetos are a greater delicacy in Somalia than are Americans (unless they are Army Rangers in Blackhawks). But, then he had the SEALs shoot three of the four teenagers (see below).

Item #4: Can a Brother Get an Ambassador? Time Magazine and others in the MSM are covering up the Obama Administration's inability to find an ambassador to the Vatican. They even published an article calling those who report this story as "liars".
So, on the one side we have the Catholic News Agency -- who actually knows people at the Vatican. And on the other we have Time Magazine -- who reside in America's zone of Liberal Retards -- people who think you spell "Holy See" using the third letter of the alphabet. The whole story is that Obama has "floated" potential ambassadors to the Vatican, who has "informally" rejected those names due to their stances on Life issues. Informal or Formal, you'd think that someone who wanted to "change the way the world views America" would refrain from shoving their opinions down others' throats....even if it is a relatively small morsel like Carolyn Kennedy (someone get her a hamburger). But it was Bush who was arrogant, right?

Item #5: Being a Leader Means not Being a Whiner: If you voluntarily put yourself up for a position, whether in the business or government sectors, remember this -- YOU ASKED FOR IT.
It's becoming tiresome for the Rookie to bitch and complain about what he "inherited". Didn't you know what the job entailed when you ran for the office, Dumbass? Where you really that OBTUSE that you were somehow surprised at the economy -- the economy for which you voted on TARP? As a professional in the military I learned several lessons on leadership -- the very first one was...

"When faced with adversity STFU and do something about it. You can lay blame only AFTER you proved YOU can fix it. If you can't fix it, you are no better than the guy who came before you."

And so, Mr President my advice to you is STFU and act without talking...could we HOPE for that kind of CHANGE?

Item #6: Left-Wingers Consider Hostage Rescue an Obama Victory: Did he turn back the threat of Iranian nukes? Nope. Did he thwart the launching of a North Korean missile? Nope. Did he give the military carte blanche to rescue Capt Richard Phillips from Somali pirates? Yep - which means he finally did something right - he let the pros outside of his administration handle a problem. Funny, but that's the only thing that's been done right.
Now, how many leftards will celebrate the courage and leadership demeanor of Obama as he said "yeah, Admiral, I guess you can shoot them, but do you really hafta?"

Item #7: Let 'em All In, We've Got Plenty: The party of the Jackass is about to give away your job. Obama has quietly floated his new and improved Immigration Policy -- Tell everyone that you are going to give them amnesty, then expect that they WON'T come in massive droves.
Brilliant. Hey, all you folks with no more than a high school diploma -- move over 'cause you're going to be sharing your jobs with an assload of newcomers. For all you folks with more than a high school diploma, learn to speak Spanish so you can order at Mickey D's drive-through. You think I'm kidding - come visit me in Phoenix and I'll take you lemmings to a few local drive-throughs.
I very much respect the folks who came here to fend for their families; but there has to be an orderly way to immigrate workers. We are being overrun in Arizona and spending 3 Billion dollars a year on services. Guess what our projected state budget deficit is for 2010 -- 3 Billion dollars. Is the clown with the big ears going to send us 3 Billion dollars to cover his stupidity?

Item #8: P.S., there are still troops in Iraq -- Don't tell the libtards, they don't know. THey think Obama pulled them all out...

Oh, and don't tell them that Guantanamo is still open either....

I'll Bet Money.....

2009-04-12T11:03:00.007-07:00

...that Captain Richard Phillips (of the recently pirated Maersk Alabama) didn't vote for Barack Obama!!!

Ye Gads! Some of you may be thinking why politicize this event? There's an easy answer to that:

Our history with piracy is intertwined with politics. From Jean Lafitte to the Barbary pirates.

Two hundred years ago the Barbary pirates acted much like the current pirates and the American government had to figure out a solution.
At first, Congress authorized an $80,000 "tribute" (see: ransom), directing Thomas Jefferson and John Adams, to negotiate with the pirates.
Jefferson opposed the payments and knew that paying the "tribute "would entice more piracy.
Jefferson wrote to Adams,

"I acknolege [sic] I very early thought it would be best to effect a peace thro' the medium of war."

In 1801, after becoming President, Jefferson refused to pay the tribute, which actually did lead to war and bombardment of Tripoli.
Juxtapose this with Obama, who just went to Europe and basically gave away our sovereignty and who bowed to a monarch (something we swore never to do 233 years ago); a monarch who is the source of Wahhabi Islam - the most virulent strain of violent religiosity in the world.

So, while Obama is always willing to talk to our enemies, and even willing to tell our military commanders to shoot (but not ever be part of the military himself), it was Captain Phillips who actually took the action necessary to end this modern day encounter with Islamic pirates.

A man of action juxtaposed with a man of words...I really do wonder who the Captain voted for.

Witch Hunt

2009-04-10T10:05:00.017-07:00

Don'cha think that the Congress should be working on ways to improve our economy and create jobs? It sounds like a loaded, but common sense question, doesn't it?

Instead, Rep. Zoe Lofgren (D-CA) is choosing to waste our time and money by trying to lynch this man:

America's Toughest Sheriff
Sheriff Joe Arpaio

Sheriff Arpaio has single-handedly enforced the will of the people in Maricopa County, Arizona. In November 2006 Arizonans passed the Legal Arizona Workers Act. The act hands out stiff fines to employers who hire illegals.
In January 2008 the law went into effect. The Sheriff began sweeps to locate ILLEGAL workers and to have the state levy fines against the employers.

Now, Sheriff Joe is being investigated by Congress for "racial profiling". In other words, the Democrats in power are saying "leave our illegal voting base alone, even if they take away your job".

Back to Zoe: Zoe is the Chariman of the Judiciary Subcommittee on Immigration. Or, to speak plainly, she is the Obama Administration's Ooofficial Immigration Bitch for preparing the way for Obama's "Legalization of Illegals" Immigration plan. Zoe has chaired investigations about Joe and been the puppet of Obama's plan to get you to agree that Sheriff Joe is bad. You can call Zoe at (202) 224-3121. Just ask for the Congresswman who wants to let illegals steal your jobs...they'll know who you're talking about.
So, how can the Obamatards get the American people on their side? Ask Obama's mentor Saul Alinksy:

Step 1: Vilify those who enforce our immigration laws and paint them as "raaAAaacists".

That step started with this weaselly, pencil-necked dipshit pictured here; Mayor Phil Gordon of Phoenix. Standing behind Phil is an imposter in uniform. Jack Harris, who is not a law enforcement officer, is Phil Gordon's ~~"Chief of Police"~~ Piss Boy and Chief Complainer. Jack even has his own website: BadPhoenixCops.com. Here's the number for Phil Gordon:
~~1(800)JACK-ASS~~ (oops), here it is (602) 262-7111. (Actually, either one is accurate)

Step 2: Move your operatives into striking position, much like chess.
Guess who is running the Dept of Homeland Security now?
One of the Sheriff's biggest critics and a truly useless human being (I don't say that often and save it for the really nasty folks), and someone who left Arizona with a $3Billion deficit after her/his "leadership"...Janet "Nappy" Napolitano.
While governor, after the citizens of this state passed the Legal Arizona Works Act, Nappy's response was that "this will kill businesses". Clearly Nappy admitted that she viewed illegal workers, those who took American jobs, as a suitable work force for Arizona and useful for keeping our businesses viable.
Now, Nappy runs the umbrella organization responsible for immigration enforcement - DHS. This blog previously listed how Nappy has terrified professional law enforcers in ICE by threatening to FIRE career cops for doing their job. Does this pattern seem familiar? Ask Sheriff Joe, she took away funding from his agency after he started his sweeps.
This is Nappy:

And this is Nappy's Comment Line phone number..(202) 282-8495...she's waiting to hear from you...
However, I called this number and could not leave a message...the mailbox was full. Then, after being shunted to the operator, she hung up on me when I asked about the spectrum of questions one could address through the comment line. I guess the word "spectrum" was confusing for the operator. Your tax dollars at work -- hanging up on citizens who ask a simple question. Don't be questioning Nappy - Nappy don't like being questioned by peons.

Step 3: Hide behind the public sentiment you invented. Never let your fearless leader seem like he's orchestrating this plan or it will be undone.
But, we know that ultimately, responsibility for this Witch Hunt falls on the person who wants to orchestrate new immigration legislation. Barack Hussein Obama. His bill will be called the "Take America's Jobs, Please" act.
This bill won't affect me..I teach in a university...you have to speak English to do that.

This bill will disproportionately impact the poor and the uneducated. Auto mechanics, farm workers, hotel and restaurant workers, et al. Get ready for a new permanent underclass in America. It won't be the immigrants, it will be the Americans who spend their high school years smoking meth rather than studying.

But, and you might have heard this already, BHO has a plan to handle that too...it's called Socialism.

Call Sheriff Joe and tell him you support HIM over the radical in the White House: (602) 876-1801.

Better yet, every third Wednesday of the month you can go to the Sheriff's Training Division, 2627 S. 35th Ave in Phoenix at 6:30 pm and join his posse. I'll see you there.

Week 11 Already -- My, How Time Flies When You're Making Fun

2009-04-07T05:39:00.013-07:00

Item 1: Hey Yurip, America Sucks, just ask Obama...
Item 2: Reemphasizing Rookie Status
Item 3: Oh Lookee Mommy, Fireworks
Item 4: Caught Red-Handed
Item 5: This One's for LEB and FERD and other Enthralled Minions
Item 6: How Embarassing!!!
Item 7: Two More for the Scorecard
Item 8: Still Waitin' for that Change
Item 9: Hurry up and Issue Those H1B Visas

Item #1: Oh Say Can You Pander...? While representing the entire United States on a trip to Europe, President Obama found himself falling back on the tired old rhetoric of his 1960's radical associates Bill Ayers and Saul Alinsky. Yep, seems he couldn't help but point at us and remark how we have treated Europe arrogantly, dismissively and even derisively.
Chhh-yeeeah... and your point is, you anti-American contrarian?
After having worn the uniform of this country for a quarter century, 25 years, more than half of Obama's entire life, let me clue is our historically inept Commander in Chief (without being too ethnocentric or derisive):
- Europe appeased Hitler when he was committing genocide on Jews, Catholics, Russians, homosexuals, etc. etc. ad nauseum...(umm this happened in Europe by the way)
- Europe stood by and watched Milosevic commit genocide against Kosovar Albanians and other populations in the southern reaches of the former Yugoslavia (umm this also happened in Europe by the way)
- Europe (particularly Fwance and Germany) continued to trade military hardware with Saddam Hussein even when UN sanctions prohibited this, using the "Oil for Fools" program as a cover.
- Much of Europe is still trading with the Holocaust deniers in Iran
Mr Obama, look around -- Europe deserves our derision -- except Italy. Italians are the only ones with nuts on that entire frickin' continent. As I tell my students; do a little research before opening your mouth and you will only seem half-stupid.

Item #2: How to Show the World You are an Inexperienced Boob: It's great to be an idealist; but not if you are in charge of large country. As a leader you have to be realistic and pragmatic.
And so, when BHO stated this week that he wants to rid the world of nuclear weapons, one has to wonder which world he's talking about. Is it the world where only the U.S. and the U.S.S.R. have nukes - oh, wait, that world no longer exists. Is it the world where there are no plans on the internet to build your own nuke? Oh wait, not there again. Is it the world where Islamic countries view it as a religious requirement to build a nuke? And you're going to stop them? Yeaaaahhhhh, riiiiiiiiiiight. The White House isn't the place for On the Job Training.

Item #3: Another Obama Diplomatic Failure: North Korea launched an ICBM over part of the land mass of our greatest ally in Southeast Asia. What did Obama do to stop it? Not a damn thing. Great job Skippy. And good luck on stopping nukes when you couldn't even North Korea's launch of the missile that will one day carry a nuke. In fact, I don't think you could stop a bottle rocket even if I gave you a fire hose. STEEEEEE-RIKE ONE!!!

Item #4: This Red Ink Isn't Inherited: The federal deficit for the first six months of FY2009 just hit $1 Trillion dollars. If you know any Obamatards who insist that their Savior inherited this level of debt, one need only direct them to this link from Reuters: Obama is Mortgaging Your Children. It was this year's porkulus and spendulus bills that are driving this deficit. Don't willingly be lied to.

Item #5: Change? You Mean the Change in Larry's Pocket? Let's see....what do you call a person who tells you they are going to run lobbyists and corrupt Wall Street raiders out of Washington and then hire tax cheats and those who use hedge funds to raid other people's money?
If you're a libtard, you call him "Mr. President".
Larry Summers, Obama's chief economic advisor took $5.2 million in compensation from hedge fund D.E. Shaw and Co. as well as hundreds of thousands in "speaking fees" from banks who RECEIVED BAILOUT MONEY OVER THE COURSE OF ONE YEAR!!!
And so, for all of you who whine about executive compensation, remember that at least executives have to run their company. Summers only had to "speak" in one year to earn more money than the average teacher will see in their lifetime.

Item #6: Running to the Useless Nincompoops: Seems that the Obama Doctrine (If you harbor terrorists we will talk with you sternly and then run to the United Nations Security Council) has realized yet ANOTHER failure. You see, after North Korea launched their missile on April 6th, the United Nations came together as a mighty force sternly determined to address this clear violation of UN Security Council Resolution 1718.
The omnipotent United Nations, the power behind the Obama Doctrine firmly decided -- to do NOTHING!

Item #7: Oops, Forgot the Scorecard for the Trip to Europe:
The President went to Europe with a smile on his face and an outstretched hand. He asked for only two things from his European "neighbors":
(1) just a little stimulus spending in their own economies, and
(2) some help to "finish the job in Afghanistan".
STEEEEEEE-RIKE TWO....STEEEEEE-RIKE THREEEEEEE....YER OUT, ROOKIE!!!

Item #8: Still Got Them Troops in Iraq, Barry? I see that you do....

Item #9: Still Got Guantanamo Open, Barry? Hmmm...I see that you do....maybe I should instigate a libtard March on Washington to address these broken promises.

What Do You Do When You Are Clueless?

2009-04-04T17:12:00.000-07:00

Week 10 - America Is Learning

2009-03-31T05:07:00.013-07:00

Let's me see, what did our valiant and oh-so brilliant President accomplish this week?
Item 1. How about reducing market purchases by dictatating health care?
Item 2. The UK foreign policy debacle reaches yet another low (and the libtards called Bush stupid)
Item 3. The difference between loud mouthed, uninformed Candidates versus completely out-of-depth Presidents...not much changes after 10 weeks
Item 4. Close your eyes and you can hear.....
Item 5. Obama's administration blames America first...you knew it was coming, and it didn't take long
Item 6. Wag the Dog
Item 7. Stimulus, what stimulus?
Item 8. He's having a seizure....or two
Item 9. Nope, nothing's changed here.
Item 10. But THIS Certainly Has Changed.

Item 1. (O)Bumbling Health Care - Dictatorship in the Market: Your choice to have health care is about to vanish.
First - The numbers: 47 million Americans without healthcare...
-- No, wait, 32 million AMERICANS (since 15 million without health care are illegal immigrants.)
-- So then, 32 million of 360 million equals 8.9 percent of Americans who don't have health care; or, in other words 91.1 percent of Americans DO have health care...some crisis, eh?
Second - To fix the 8.9 percent who don't have it, Obama has authorized the Congress to use an extra-Constitutional maneuver to add health care to the largest increase in government spending in history. In 60 days, this unethical tool (the technique not the President) will be used to vote for health care without needing 60 cloture votes in the Senate.
Last - let's look at one of the propositions in that brand new health care package - specifically where your choice for whether you want to purchase health care is GONE!!!
from The WashPost;

...the Health Reform Dialogue, calls for creating an "individual mandate" that would require every American to have some type of health coverage. Anyone who cannot afford insurance would be eligible for subsidies or expanded government programs such as Medicaid.

What this means is that young people who don't CHOOSE to carry health insurance because they'd rather buy iPhones, will now BE MANDATED to buy health insurance. Only 80-84% of those offered health insurance by their employer actually buy the insurance. Not any more. If passed, you will be REQUIRED to purchase health insurance or have your wages garnished.
(If you think people aren't opting not to buy health insurance, ask a liberal how we can have so many uninsured when Medicaid covers the poor?) The fact is, 36 percent of the uninsured live at least 200% above the poverty line. Thanks to this liberal, shallow-thinking, mouth-breathing logic, the young can say goodbye to "Choice".
Say goodbye to your iPhone, your bigger car, your choice of how to spend your own money -- and hello to mandatory health insurance and wage garnishment while Obama plagiarizes the ideas of Massachusetts.
If you smoke crack during high school and can't get a good job with insurance benefits, don't blame us. If you possess individual responsibility and are willing but unable to find work, then I can see helping you out -- but only for a time.

Item 2. Obumbling on DVD - The Boxed Set: To make up for blowing off poor Gordon Brown (that's the UK Prime Minister for the Americans reading this), President Obama gave Brown 25 of the greatest movies on DVD. Uhhhhm, little problem, the DVDs were in NTSC format (that's the North American format for the Brits reading this).
BWahahaha -- and BUSH was the dumb one?!?!? This shows the mental acumen of a guy who wants to destroy the greatest economic engine in the history of Man, while simultaneously hiding the Democrats' collective responsibility for crashing our markets through liberal socialist housing policies. Do you trust this man with your wallet? Don't trust him with your DVD player.

Item 3. The Obama Doctrine: President Obama announced his Afghanistan policy this week -- "Operation AIM LOWER". The President came out and announced that we no longer care if Afghanistan works toward Democracy (cuz the President doesn't really believe in antiquated political strategies like Democracy).
Mr. Obama also decided that invading Pakistan was no longer really the best plan, so instead, he's sending them $1.5 BILLION of your tax money every year -- how ya' like that libtards? Again, candidate Obama was all hat and no cattle...President Obama, with no exit strategy, has become a hypocrite by pledging not to invade Pahkeestahn...good for you, youngster. Oh wait, I just read on CNN that invading Pahkeestahn is still an option...I'll bet if I wait 10 minutes the policy will change again. Why can't the Democrats find a politician who doesn't flip-flop?

Item 4. Is this Obama's America? One can almost close one's eyes and imagine this speech was given about President Obama...if not now, then in a few short years...

Item 5. Mexicans Drug Gangs Don't Kill People -- You Do. Did you know that you have twisted the arms of Mexicans to create violent drug gangs who use violence to ship drugs into America? Yep, just ask Obama's Secretary of State.
Wow! I didn't know that American potheads had such incredible Jedi mind tricks that they could turn normally peace-loving farmers into mad dog gangbangers and murdering thugs... And here I thought it was the gangbangers love for money that fueled this violence. Maybe we Americans are also responsible for bank robberies....It must be that we are arrogant enough to keep our money in banks. Thanks for clearing that up Hillary.

Item 6. Watch your Own Shop, Leave Mine Alone. On March 24, 2009 Timothy "H&R Block" Geithner appeared on Capital Hill to claim he needed greater powers to seize non-bank financial organizations. Right now he can only seize banks. One of his claims is based on the fact that AIG got such big bonuses and the government has a RIGHT to stop those bonuses. Geithner claimed that by controlling these companies and controlling the bonuses, we will save tax payer money.
But, this LINK shows how Geithner actually approved those bonuses. Geithner wants the authority to seize PRIVATE FREAKING PROPERTY because he FUCKED UP and permitted AIG to pay bonuses. What kind of circular logic clusterfuck is the Obama Administration?
Hey Geithner, read the Constitution you mewling, sniveling little assclown. Private property is sacrosanct no matter how important you think you are. Pompous, slf-important asses like you wouldn't survive 10 minutes here in Arizona. If you ever come visitin' I'll treat you like we treat most big-city assholes...I will slap the bullshit straight out of your pursed little lips and rip that Brillo pad off of the top of your silly little New York head. Beeotch!

Item 7. The Stimulative Porking of the Public (from Behind). Y'know, on March 23d we found out that new home sales rose -- in FEBRUARY -- BEFORE the "stimulus" bill.
Further, the Congressional Budget Office has shown the stimulus will help in the short term, but hurt us in the long term. By their estimates, the stimulus will create 8.9 million jobs over 5 years. The only problem is that we need 150,000 jobs per month to employ new workers entering the workforce. In five years we will have needed 9 million and only received 8.9 million and all for the hefty price of $787 Billion. Long term, unemployment will go up because of the stimulus. You are paying for HIGHER UNEMPLOYMENT!

So who needs the stimulus? Here's an example of one such use of your tax money...

On March 28, 2009, National Public Radio announced that stimulus money is building a health clinic in Grand Prairie,Texas. One point three million dollars is building this clinic. Now, since it is stimulus money, the federal government requires jobs be created by this funding. So, how many jobs do you think the federal government is requiring be created for $1.3M?

Twelve.

Each job created by the clinic will cost you $108,333.00. This is the personification of government inefficiency and Obama wants to do it to you for the next four years. LISTEN HERE.

Has anyone had enough of Amateur Hour YET?!?!?
Actually yes; Americans are finally figuring out the ineptitude of the not-ready-for-prime-time President. The polls are beginning to reflect a sense of discernment in the American public. But, is it too late? You really should call Congress today and tell them you've had enough.

Item 8. Its Mine!!! All Mine: Monday morning, MArch 30th President Obama insisted that the CEO of GM resign...now Obama owns GM and all future trouble for that company. IF you go in and fire the boss, you become the boss. Let's see if Obumble can fudge up GM like he's doing to the economy. In the meantime, he also just seized land from 9 different states of the United States. Operation LAND GRAB was well-attended by Harry "Land Grab" Reid and other enviro-nazis who can't keep their hands off of state owned property. Who are the nutless Governors who allowed this to happen?

Item 9: There are Still Troops in Iraq - and President Obama plan to keep 50,000 in Iraq after "withdrawal" is still in place.

Item 10. The new Obama Immigration Policy- ALT TITLE: How to Spit in the Face of Our Military. Guantanamo is still open and now, President Obama has implemented Executive Order 666 - invite terrorists to live in the U.S.

Yes, what a swell plan; we are going to invite terrorists to live on American soil. Obama has sided with protecting terrorists from retribution in their home countries. He's sided with terrorists who trained to fight and kill OUR military. Caught on the battlefield in 2001 after taking terrorist training at Tora Bora, they might be living next to you and your family very soon. Let me assure you, they won't be living next to me and my family....for long.

Live Blogging the Obumble Presser

2009-03-24T18:57:00.003-07:00

---Yaaaawwwwwwnnnnnn...Is it over, yet?

He did it AGAIN! He looked you all in the eyes and said "the Republicans wasted money; so I should get to waste some too."

Select your favorite logical fallacy for this buffoonish attempt to justify his deficits:
a) two wrongs make a right
b) red herring, or
c) let's excuse bad behavior with more bad behavior

One very funny part was actually AFTER the presser when the pundits gushed about Obama referring to "struggling" Americans using touching anecdotes...

I'll give $100 to anyone who can give me the names of three construction sites where the workers are taking extra days off to help keep their buddies employed.
I'm not saying Americans wouldn't do this, I'm saying Obama lied to the sheeple and they all "baaaa'ed".

Week Nine - It Only Took 9 Weeks for Others to Notice the Empty Suit Standing at the Podium

2009-03-24T06:54:00.011-07:00

- Obumble's Change: Wants ACORN to "Help" with the Census: No wonder "Raum Emannuel" (read Obama) wanted the Census to fall under the White House; now they can gerrymander bigger Democrat districts throughout the country. Underhanded use of government straight out of 1984. Hey, where are you Orwellian conspiratorialists when we need you?

- Obumble's Hope: To Double the National Debt in 10 Years: I never, ever want to hear the Messiah talk about how Bush doubled the debt -- this blazing hypocrite is proud he's going to dig us a deeper hole...no, not 'us', our children and grandchildren.
You might be shocked at the chart to the left....go ahead - click it....

You might think the chart to the left shows Obama's projected debt -- it doesn't. This chart was going to be used by Leftards to rail against Bush's deficits. Instead, this chart shows significantly smaller debt than Obama will create. So, if you felt shocked when you clicked, you should be even more shocked that your Messiah is about to tube the economy with debt burden.
But instead, the sheeple will all "bahhhhh" in obeissance for Obama's debts.

- Obumble's New Diplomacy: "I bowl like a retard -- yuck, yuck"...
Oh sorry, that was the Obumble new self-deprecating social commentary.
Here's his actual diplomacy: "Iran, we sowwy, pwease wet's be fweinds....pwetty pwease..."
To which Iran replied, "who is the doey-eyed son of a whore on our TV? Damn you Voice of America!!! We wanted to watch the World Premier Brittany video on MTV. This is war!!!"
Actually they said "Talk is cheap, rookie." READ IT HERE. This makes Strike 2 in the Obama Plan for Global Peace through Bullshitting People. (Strike 1 was with the Russians. Now, if Obumble could BOWL this many strikes, he wouldn't feel like calling himself retarded again). P.S. The pic shows a mentally challenged man who has bowled five 300-games , and has challenged Obumble.

- Obumble Derides Cheney Criticism: LINK - Let's see, we were attacked 10 times under Clinton, but only once under Bush. So, before the Obumble Administration can be counter-critical of Cheney, I think we need to see how they do over the next 4-8 years. I'll be keeping score; just like libtards did by counting the number of terrorists we "illegally" kept in GITMO. (Hint: war is not criminal justice; you can't keep them illegally, only in violation of tradition and treaty.)

- Obumble Administration Demoralizing American Immigration Forces: If anyone was wondering why the Cowardly Attorney General is violating the federalist rights of the state of Arizona and specifically Sheriff Joe Arpaio, now we know. Janet Napolitano showed her hand this week by scaring the shit out of the fine officers of ICE.
You see, Napolitano isn't really focused on removing illegal immigrants from the U.S.; she's not really concerned about saving your jobs from those breaking the law in order to take those jobs. In fact, she fought against these types of laws in Arizona and probably got the Cowardly AG to investigate Arpaio.
Now, ICE Agents, those at the tip of the spear on immigration issues are afraid to be fired by CankleSaurus Dyx. This is the same loser who left Arizona with a $3 Billion hole in next year's budget. She held the legislature hostage with her veto pen in order to get her pet projects paid off (yes, more earmarks for a Dem, say it ain't so). She went from a surplus to massive debt for such a small state. Looks like libtards can't point to Bush as some type of Lone Ranger...

- Anyone Remember This Ad? Hmmm...the February Housing Market is up 5%; even before the Obumblites could "fix" the market by buying "toxic assets" with even more of our money.
Seems like the market may be correcting itself. Though one month makes not a trend, it is a good sign. I feel like saying, "sit down, Rookie", we don't need your grandiose, bombastic speeches and taxes.
But, in the meantime, if Obumble wants to buy up "toxic assets" perhaps he should thank John McCain, who proposed this during the November campaign.

- Did you Libtards Know Guantanamo is Still Open?

- Also, There are Still Troops in Iraq -- in fact there will be 50,000 troops left in Iraq after the Obumbling withdrawal...feel betrayed yet my mouth-breathing friends?

Obama Appears on Leno -- Why?

2009-03-17T23:22:00.010-07:00

President Obama is appearing on the Tonight Show with Jay Leno on Thursday.

Why?

I'll give you my supposition -- you tell me if I was right on Friday:

Obama is going to appear on Leno and, reading from his teleprompter, give us the "aw shucks, I'm just an ordinary Joe who made it to the big time" shtick.

"BUT...", he'll say, "what isn't ordinary is the plight of the American economy...no, the WORLD economy if we don't do something to make things right."

"And what will make things right?", Leno will ask, his voice dripping with anticipation for every utterance from Mr. Obama...

"My Plan!" will come the response. "My plan is to reshape our 'broken' health care system (that 90% of Americans are actually a part of ). My plan is to ~~redistribute~~ share our wealth with the poor hard-working folk who really need 'our' help. My plan is to break away from the 'tired', old policies of Republicans that just don't work."

Of course, Mr. Obama will be speaking of those tired old policies that have created the most powerful and prosperous nation in the history of this planet...ehhh, but why quibble? Is his campaign promise of CHANGE really bent on "fixing" America and making us the ...what...not most powerful and prosperous nation in this history of this planet?

And who will lead this effort to ensure we have the money to do all of this, Mr. Obama?

"I have full faith in my Treasury Secretary, Tim...Tim Geithner. Sorry, the teleprompter froze for a second."

Oh, I see...the same Tim Geithner who can't pay his own taxes, now wants to make people at his income level pay their taxes? Uhhh, excuse me, but I think Mr. Geithner has lost all moral authority to tell anyone to pay more tax. This is also the same Tim Geithner who negotiated a deal with AIG that allowed them to pay bonuses -- what a genius.

If these points are mentioned by Leno, and I am quite sure they won't be, President Obama will likely ask us all to trust HIM, because, the Lord knows that Barack Obama has so much experience at running large economies...after all, he claimed during the campaign that he ran his own large campaign (with all of 1500 employees).

The funniest part of the show won't be Leno's monologue, it will be Obama pitching a massive increase in government, while sitting in a state (Caleefornia) that economically crippled itself through its own massive increase in government.

Are you people still buying this? Do you understand the stakes of letting the Amateurs tinker with TRILLIONS of dollars?

Remember that what you're going to hear is a salesman trying to get you to sign on the dotted line...
It is a giant phishing e-mail promising you the world if only you'll click the little button...

Please, for the love of common sense, call your Congressmen and put a stop to the duplicitous destruction of our economic future before it begins....

Please....

Week 8 - Amateur Hour Continues...

2009-03-17T06:22:00.007-07:00

Reagan was the Great Communicator; Now We've Reached the Two-Month Benchmark of the Great Prevaricator

- First up -- Hypocrite-in-Chief - In October 2008, then-Senator Obama's teleprompter told him to call John McCain an "erratic and uncertain" leader when McCain said that the "fundamentals of the economy were strong".
The DOW is now 2,000 points below the timeframe when McCain spoke, but what are Obama's minions saying today?
-- That's right; they're saying the "fundamentals of the economy" are suddenly strong....(But last week, Peter Orszag said the economy was "fundamentally weak")?!?! Does the Obumble Administration seem confused?
Folks, do you REALLY trust these idiots with a $3.7 Trillion budget? Do you?
(P.S. The video linked above is posted at Obama's own website.)

And All the Libtards Said..."AMEN" -- When President Obama was asked why he didn't focus on fixing the economy before moving onto healthcare or education, Obama's teleprompter told him to say,

"President Kennedy didn't have the luxury of choosing between civil rights and sending us to the moon. And we don't have the luxury of choosing between getting our economy moving now and rebuilding it over the long term,"

I can hear the choruses of "you tell 'em, Barack" and "testify, my brotha'", as all of the sheeple buy into that statement.
Little problem with his faulty analogy: President Kennedy didn't have to spend an irresponsible amount of money to do both. The moonshot was expensive, but the bill for the Civil Rights Act cost about as much as a ball point pen and the new bureaucrat to man it.
Are you also too shallow to see the false analogy put forth by their Savior? If so, please raise your hand, and then leave the country -- you're too stupid, even for an American.

Economists Rate Obama - Seems like the people who actually understand the economy agree that we elected an complete idiot. LINK. Obama = 59%; Geithner = 51%. "F"s for everyone...
Prepare yourself for Obama to hit the Talk Show circuit and try to lull the gullible into buying into his MASSIVE SPENDING plans. Don't fall for it. This is the path to unrecoverable economic collapse...ask an economist.

Obama's Imperative - Blame Bush - Guess what, Mr. Obumble...Bush isn't in office anymore and your pouting and whining about him isn't attractive for an adult.
The DumbAsCraps are, once again, hoping you're all a bunch of uninformed children while they blame Bush for the recent announcement of AIG bonuses.
Showing the righteous indignation of the populist champion of the Wee Little Man, President Obumble huffs and puffs and pounds his chest as if AIG's bonuses are arrows piercing his bleeding heart.
Unfortunately for Obumble, Bush didn't approve these bonuses. These bonuses were permitted under an agreement written by TIMOTHY "H &R Block" GEITHNER - Obumbles' Amateur Hour Treasury pick.
(Source: NY Times, 25 Nov 2008, Geithner, Rescue-Team Veteran, Has Head Start in Seizing Reins, BYLINE: By MARK LANDLER and JACKIE CALMES, SECTION: Section A; Column 0; National Desk; Pg. 21)

- Ideologue in Chief (continued) - (Alt Title: Obama Uses Humans as a Means to an End) - There is more fallout regarding Obama's inartful and fallacious proposition that He, the Messiah, has removed ideology from science by expanding stem cell research using our tax money. Read this article from a paraplegic who is not religious and believes Obama's position is "morally unserious in the extreme."

- Even the Brits Know the Real Deal - Ahhhh, if only Americans weren't such shallow thinkers, they'd see the economic calamity they are heading for -- just ask a Brit (LINK).

- Oops...Another One Bites the Dust - Keeping with the Obumble tradition of losing at least one of their nominee's each week, Week 8's symbol of Amateur Hour Vetting is (drum roll, please) Charles W. Freeman Jr, who was so toxic that even the Democrat senators wouldn't support him. Nice pick, Mr. President. Keep up the good work.

- Speaking of Bad Picks - Obama's non-vetted Vice President, Joe "Insert Foot" Biden this week said that the market is rising because of the "Obama Factor". He also said that the markets have realized that Obama has a plan.
Gee Joe, ya' think?
We saw the market fall everytime he mentioned part of his "plan". But, since you are so insistent to tie the performance of the market to Obama, be prepared for future posts on this topic. Someone get Joe a teleprompter.

- Thief-in-Chief? - It is not enough that they bankrupt this country, Obama may opt to do so by violating the normal Constitutional legislative rules (LINK).

- When it Comes to Spending, perhaps Obama Should Take a Cue from this Guy - and turn away from killing my grandchildren with debt. In fact, maybe Nancie, Harry and Obumble could learn from him...LINK.

- About That Cap and Trade Tax You Want for the Middle Class - Maybe the laughable Obumble claim to "restore scientific integrity to government decision-making" should begin by stopping the further burden on the economy born of environmental whacktardedness and their pending Cap-and-Trade tax on the working man. Do you still think AGW is a fact?
Florida State University shows a 30-year low in tropical cyclones...you remember the Gorean claim of apocalyptic severe weather, don'cha?
Or perhaps Obumble should look at the blog of Dr. John Blethen (who is a real doctor of Physics and not Al Gore). Do you really think the President will use science to check his facts?
This blog entry started by pointing out Obama's hypocrisy. It ends doing the same.

Is Seven the Lucky Number for "Obumble"? Week Seven Updates

2009-03-10T05:10:00.015-07:00

President Barak "not ready for prime time" Obumbler has been busy -- March 3 - 9, 2009:

First, a Retraction: In one of my prior Weekly Updates I stated Obama will double the federal deficit. I was wrong. Obama is actually going to almost QUADRUPLE the deficit. The annual deficit was $455 Billion in FY 2008. For Obama's first year in office the deficit is projected to be $1.75 TRILLION!!

My bad, I gave Obama more credit than he deserved.

And, make no mistake, while the MSM will try to pin this huge deficit to Bush, Obama got his "porkulus" ($787B), and he got his TARP II ($350B), and he'll probably get his Omnibus spending bill ($410B). That's 1.547 TRILLION in spending for which OBAMA IS DIRECTLY RESPONSIBLE!

Want to See what One of Obama's Trillions Looks Like? Go here- (LINK)

That's Why They Call Them Facts: For the seventh week in a row President Obama lied to the American people just so he can co-opt their short attention spans and get his way. He stated (twice) that

“The cost of health care now causes a bankruptcy in America every thirty seconds,"

Yeaaaaaah, about that.......not so much. Here's a link from none other than ABCNews (LINK - read the comments after the article for a good laugh) that refutes Obumble.
So why lie to the American people again? The answer is, he never stopped - from the day he declared his candidacy to the day you read this post -- from Ayers to Wright to Socialism, Obama cannot afford for you to find out the truth.
So, he'll keep you distracted with lies and attacks on private American citizens like Rush Limbaugh.

War of the Words: This week the Obama administration spent more time attacking conservative talk radio than attacking the problems of the economy. Which battle are you more interested in fighting, Mr President?

Words from the Heart: Hearing the voice of someone who has a passion for what they truly believe can give you insight into their soul. Hearing them speak from a truth that resides deep inside them makes you believe in their absolute sincerity. So, why does President Obumble need a teleprompter everywhere he goes? I think the answer can be found in the first two sentences of this entry. (Translation - What President Obama says is all bullshit and gas spewing from the sphincter of an unsophisticated, inexperienced boob.)

The Emperor's New Clothes are Being Scrutinized: I know you've probably seen this video, but I wanted to record it in the weekly Obumbler archive anyway:

Quid Pro Quo for the Campaign Endorsement: Obumble's SECSTATE (sHillary) pledges $900 million to a terrorist nation.
- First, $900 million sounds like it's less than pledging $1 BILLION to terrorists, but it's pretty much close enough.
- Second, calling Palestinians "terrorists" is not hyperbole or demonizing a perceived enemy; the Palestinian people elected HAMAS to be their leaders. (You remember HAMAS, they are the terrorist group that endorsed Obama during the campaign). They are a terrorist nation; let's not let them be a nation-state.

Evidence of the "New Diplomacy" that would Solve the Worries of the World:
1. Well, this week Obama's trial balloon to the Russians was bitch-slapped back into his face by President Medvedev. I guess Obama won't be solving the problem of a nuclear Iran anytime soon.
2. sHillary pledges a billion dollars to terrorists, but chastises an ally (Israel).
3. Obumble commits a double insult to the people of the UK. (LINK)
4. The man who can't speak without a teleprompter goes to the capital of Canada and calls it "IOWA". LINK.
Noooow, I see what they meant by a new kind of diplomacy -- it's the retarded kind. On second thought, I could find better diplomats at the ARC.

..and He created Man in His image: The Glorious Leader has vowed to remake the United States – remaking connotes CHANGE.
From what to what does he want to change the U.S.? From the MOST prosperous nation in history to the LEAST?? – And you’re going to let him?!?!

Ideologue-in-Chief: Many of the short-attention-span crowd (libtards) will believe Bush actually banned ALL funding of stem cell research.
WRONG.
Bush only banned FEDERAL FUNDING for stem cell research. Bush knew that private companies would conduct their own stem cell research IF there was any profit potential. We all know that medical breakthroughs (especially when patented) produce enormous value to companies. And those breakthroughs have been many LINK.
However, the Head Ideologue in Charge signed away the ban on FEDERAL FUNDING for stem cell experimentation. Apparently he has found yet another way to spend OUR TAX MONEY!!!
I hope all of the libtards are rich, cuz I don't have the money to pay for this idiot's sieve-like pocketbook.

...maybe He Wants to Remake the U.S. Like his Buddy Down South: Hugo Chavez has begun to both set quotas for food staples and set prices charged for those staples. How's that "Socialist Utopia" working out for Venezuela? And Obumble wants us to go down with that old, tired, failed, and worn out humanist theology of Socialism? Jackass, please!!! (that would be the jackass that symbolizes all DumbAsCraps.)

And you Thought you Hated NCLB: Obumble’s Secretary of Education wants nationalized educational standards -- wait a minute, didn’t the National Education Association (NEA) piss and moan about Bush wanting national standards? Why yes, they did.
They complained about federal intrusions into local decisions in an NEA publication called

ESEA: IT’S TIME FOR A CHANGE! NEA’s Positive Agenda for the ESEA Reauthorization. July 2006

Which they later retitled as:

Educational Learnings of Schools for Make Benefit Glorious Union of Teaching People.

Google it and check pages 4, 12, and 17 -- you will find the NEA bitching about Bush. But now that Obumble is wanting national standards, and even before they hear his plan, I'm sure they'll pretend they were always for national standards (just not the way that damned Bush wanted to do it).
The American Federation of Teachers (a teachers union) already claims to want these standards…the real question is -- how low will the standards be written in order to save bad union teachers from being fired?
But, as long as the power to set standards moves to the federal government I'm sure Obama will love it. I can hear the audaciously hopeful voice, the dulcet tones, deep and sweet as we hear Him say:

"Vee must grow zee Centril Governmint to be zee ultimate power in zee Universe.”

THERE ARE STILL TROOPS IN IRAQ!!!

Are you catching on yet?

Leftards Unite!!!!

2009-03-05T14:36:00.001-07:00

With Libtards running the White House and Congress, how much longer will it be before we see this playing out on our televisions and in Congressional investigations:

9/11 Conspiracy Theories 'Ridiculous,' Al Qaeda Says

CNN Plagiarized my Story

2009-03-03T22:01:00.002-07:00

I posted this LINK last week.

CNN's Ali Velshi talked about it on Anderson Cooper this evening.

Do your own research, libtard enablers...

Looks Like the WSJ Agrees with Me

2009-03-03T09:26:00.005-07:00

The Wall Street Journal printed THIS COLUMN today.

Which just so happens to parrot the things I wrote HERE.

Weekly Update: Week 6 - Are You Getting it Yet?

2009-03-02T05:46:00.005-07:00

Obama's Cowardly AG Calls for Violation of the Constitution and SCOTUS' Heller Ruling: When the US Supreme Court (SCOTUS) ruled that firearm ownership was an individual right, they validated the Jeffersonian view that a populace must have the means to overthrow a tyrannical government. The Man Behind the Curtain (Teh Wiz) and his Cowardly Lion (Holder) have announced that your right to own an assault weapon is to be abridged by the Obama Administration. In other words, when the Socialist Revolution begins, you won't be able to fight back because you simply won't have the firepower.

Blame Bush: The Obama administration is still blaming Bush -- but they're blaming Bush for Obama's promise to sign a brand new a pork-laden spending bill written by the CURRENT Congress. WHAT?!?!?
Obama breaks yet another campaign promise (against earmarks) and won't even take responsibility for his actions. Instead, he is the prototypical libtard in the way he blames others...
This time it was Bush, next time it will be the "entrenched special interests" (conservatives and libertarians) who want to keep you free from government. Read it here: LINK.

The Federal Deficit Doubles in Obama's First Year: The Used Car Salesman Just told you he wants to halve the budget deficit in his first term...then why is he adding to the deficit? LINK.

Reliving the Mistakes of the 17th Century: the Obumble Administration is at it again -- making the mistakes of the past that we already know don't work. First, it is his socialist leanings and attempts to bankrupt the country. Then he decides that He is in a better position to administer money for charity.
You people who receive charitable money can blame Obama when your receipts are much lower than normal. Obama has decreed that rich people will now get less of a deduction for their charitable giving to you. As one example, taxpayers in the current top tax bracket of 35 percent would see their tax deduction for every $1 given to charity drop from 35 cents to 28 cents."LINK.
This was first tried by Queen Elizabeth. The Elizabethan Poor Laws of 1601 were an attempt by government to remove the parishes from ministering to the poor...seems the gummint was afraid that the Church was gaining more sway with the poor than was the Crown. This policy was the forerunner of the 1965 Welfare state created by .. yes, you guessed it, the party of the Messiah. Are you catching on yet, America? Obumble wants you beholden to him and his party for all that you get...taking over retirement is already completed (and now failing), welfare is coming back, socialized health care is next...and with each comes conditions that Obama will place on you.
I can hear the lilting, sweet voice of your future Master now:

"Swear fealty or suffer for your perfidy, oh ye idiot masses."

LIBTARDS BECLOWNED BY "THE DEAR LEADER" (AGAIN)

2009-02-27T10:31:00.005-07:00

50,000 people...

I think we can all agree 50,000 is a lot of people.

That's how many troops Obama will leave in Iraq...or, in other words, more than one-third of what is there currently.

And the silly Libtards thought Obama would keep his word at pulling out ALL of the troops.

Even Newsweek is pointing out this lie.

Silly libtards...how's that snake oil working out for you?

Entropy

2009-02-26T21:12:00.008-07:00

America was warned, but the country was too enthralled.

What does one call the slow devolution of a society from a representative republic into a group of children wanting to be cared for by their Big Brother?

Entropy

The doctrine of inevitable social decline and degeneration.

Government is accelerating the spending of money -- our money -- NOT ITS -- in an attempt to justify its existence. The budget deficit will double in one year under the new administration. They will tell you, (with a straight face) it is "necessary" and "hard choices" as if they toiled over this decision.

The shallow will believe.

It is a truism of human affairs that as government gains power, the people lose power.
Government happily, not with toil, takes from you that which they don't trust you to wield. The Democrat Party has always treated their constituency as little children who need their benevolent leadership *(as seen by construction of the Welfare State that destroyed poor, minority families.)

Many on the Left will cheer on their own loss of self-determination.

Unless something is done quickly, this truly is the end of your freedoms...most just haven't realized it yet.

Live Blogging the Obama Presser on Capitol Hill

2009-02-24T19:18:00.010-07:00

The President (pictured to the left)...enters the room... oh wait, that's a picture that liberals created about the last President...
anyway..
The President strides to the dias and is accompanied by a grinning buffoon and a wrinkled up, frail looking creature in a puke green outfit, the likes of which had not been seen since what was left on a bedsheet in The Exorcist.

The ~~Used Car Salesman in Chief~~ President addressed Congress tonight, and here is the recap:

- Screws up introduction by the Speaker of the House, just like he screwed up his inauguration, by speaking before it was his turn...

- Told us that bankers duped the poor dumb American People into buying homes they couldn't afford...dumb, dumb Americans are no match for BANKERS!!!!

- Says he isn't for bigger government but then claims that his "stimulus" will create 3,000,000 jobs and 90% of those in the private sector -- so we'll add 300,000 federal employees to the "not bigger" federal government...

- Lied to the American people about the amount of oil imported...
(make no mistake he said "we are importing more", not by ratio, but by volume). Oil imports are the lowest they've been in SIX YEARS.
Who is giving the President his statistics?

- Unleashes the grinning, hair-plugged, tooth-capped, buffoon on those who dare oppose his plans for ~~Socialist Revolution~~ smaller government...

- Told Congress they would have to give up some of their priorities because there is no money. Pelosi, sitting behind him, almost swallowed her false teeth. Cameras flashed to Schmucky Schumer who had a look on his face like "yeah right, little man. Just sit back and watch what Congress does in the next year."

- Advocates Cap and Trade -- driving up your cost for energy...

- Is going to spend more on education. Click the box to the left...how much more do you want to spend? Looks like Bush beat you to it. Want some more-- click here.

- Talks about how this nation invented everything, but we don't make any of it here now. No shit, Sherlock...Labor unions have driven up labor costs in this country. That's never going to change, unless we lower out standard of living. Will Unions be banned in the new People's Republic?

- Lied to American People when he said Congress passed a stimulus "free of earmarks".

- Identified $2 Trillion dollars in savings -- hmmmm, I wonder how much of that will be spending cuts against the same military that keeps us safe?

- Said the "check's in the mail" for tax cuts.

- Big talk on terrorism (soon after he said he would cut the military)....

- Praised our military members, soon after saying he would cut their budgets. Promised "our unyielding support" (except when it comes to spending).

- Promises to expand veteran's health care benefits. I am one of those veterans. I don't need you to give me better health care...I can get by with what I have and you can't by my compliance with your agenda.
Save that money and try NOT spending it, for a change -- that is, if Harry and Nancie will let you save it.

- Bored now...time to go to the gym....

UPDATE: I watched the replay of Bobby Jindal -- dude!!!! You looked like you got caught farting in church. We've got to do better at communicating if we're going to challenge Obama's bankrupting of the country.

One Month and One Week Down...Miles to Go

2009-02-24T05:20:00.018-07:00

- The latest from the ObamiNation

- Obama's AG Calls Americans Cowards on Race: Really? Okay, how's this for a Brave Conversation on Race:
All of us like to see people who are independent. All of us like to see well-adjusted children come from well-balanced families. Unfortunately with 80 percent of Black children born out of wedlock we have to ask: what went wrong in Black families?
In 1965, a sociologist, a great thinker, and a Democrat (no these are not mutually exclusive), Daniel Patrick Moynihan warned that the new welfare program was going to damage inner city families because of its "Man out of the house rule" (LINK). He was right.
Democrats who pushed the AFDC bill to "save the poor", actually created lifelong dependency for women and children. Moynihan's prediction is well documented. By treating Blacks as too incompetent to care for themselves and then making them so, Democrats have destroyed the African-American family. They created generations of single-motherhood. Now they try to validate their creation by propping up single-motherhood as a great way to live -- a condition repeatedly shown in psychological research as the least beneficial for children, especially young men. Blacks should abandon the Democrat Party for this alone.
Brave enough for you Eric? Speaking of brave, perhaps the stalwart spine of Eric Holder would have been more evident had he stood up to Bill Clinton when the Marc Rich pardon rolled around. Who's the real coward, Eric?

- Obama Benchmarks Destroy Wall Street: The DOW Jones Industrial Average has lost 22% under President Barack Hussein Obama:

Election day November 4th, 2008 -----------DOW = 9,625
November 5th, 2008 ---------------------------DOW = 9,139 (drops 486 in 1 day)
Pre-inauguration January 19th, 2009 ------- DOW = 8281
Inauguration Day January 20st, 2009 -------DOW = 7949 (drops 332 in 1 day)
February 18th, 2009----------------------------DOW = 7555
February 19th (after signing "stimulus") ------DOW = 7465 (drops 90 points in 1 day)
- Investors have apparently realized that the Obama ~~Economic Abyssal~~ Stimulus Package simply means long term debt, not long term growth.

- The Messiah Admits Bush Was Right! - Some of us view Constitutional Rights as a code of basic human rights. They should apply to everyone around the globe.
I'm not one of those people - especially when you are referring to those who raise up arms against our country. I agree with Abraham Lincoln and his decision to waive habeus corpus (the Constitutional challenge to the government imprisoning of you) during wartime. George W. Bush also adopted that position. Now, President Obama has joined our band of merry men and opposed habeus corpus for those detained in Afghanistan. LINK.
So, after vilifying Bush for this stance, will Leftards be intellectually consistent? No chance. In fact, many of them will speak out over the next few days and state their support for ~~Bush's~~ ...errr... Obama's stance against Terror. Leftards Unite?!?

- Obama Wants to Cut the Budget Deficit in Half: Of course, he said this one week after signing into law a $787 Billion spending package....yeah, good luck with that. Mr. President, did you first ask Nancy and Harry if you could balance the budget? They've been bitch-slapping you around since January 20th, so I figured you'd need their permission.

- Obama Announces He Will Use Tax Increases to Cut Deficit Just Like Bubba Clinton:
Uhhh..little problem there Obie...
Clinton balanced the budget not by raising taxes, but by raping the military. In fact, Clinton cut proportional military spending to its lowest level in decades. This led to peacetime deaths of military members when their worn equipment failed - parachutes, aircraft, ships... Read it here. Obama plans to weaken America again? Al Qaeda is happy and Hamas just sent the President another campaign donation. Haven't we already seen this show?

- Obama Still Can't Pick'Em: You would think that after the tax cheating problems with his cabinet that Obama would learn to vet people he picks as advisors....NOPE!!! Most of his auto industry advisors drive foreign cars...LINK. BWAHAHAHA...will the UAW Union libtards revolt? No chance.

- There are Still Troops in Iraq!! What up wit dat?

My Federal Taxes

2009-02-21T20:20:00.003-07:00

Did you ever add up all of your federal taxes to see how much the gummint sucks out of you each year?

I'm not a rich man and I was therefore surprised to discover that I paid...

$13598.00!!!

and that's just Federal taxes for income, Social Security and Medicare...

That total doesn't count state income tax,
- State sales tax,
- Gasoline taxes to the Feds and the state,
- and assorted fees, registrations, and other vigorish used to feed the bloated bureacracy we call the American Gummint....

I'm officially disgusted.

One Month of President Obama and all is ...well?

2009-02-17T05:06:00.007-07:00

- Obama Officially Owns It - Obama can no longer blame a bad economy on Bush. He got what he wanted with the tax and spend stimulus. From this point forward Obama has all the tools he told us he'd need to fix it. Whether the market rises or falls is now on his back. Fifty percent of Americans believe the "stimulus" will make things worse LINK. If this bears out, look for changes in 2010.

- Obama's Economic Advisor Says Stimulus Won't Solve Our Problems - WTF Link? Then why did Obama seek to have it passed so badly? Didn't you think something smelled bad from the very beginning of this Kabuki Dance?

- Obama Adminstration's Lack of Transparency on Stimulus Causes Market Catastrophe: Remember all that talk about a new era of openness and government transparency? Apparently that campaign promise is the latest to fall.
~~Tax Cheat~~ Treasury Secretary Geitner underwhelmed Wall Street by not having any clear details about the proposed "stimulus" bill. LINK.

- After One Month, The Cabinet is Still Not in Place: The Messiah, the Savior, the Most Adept and Holy One still hasn't formed his Presidential Cabinet. Whatever happened to attacking "America's problems" from Day One? But I guess you can't blame Obama; it wasn't his fault that his nominees don't know how to pay their taxes. On the other hand, I guess we CAN blame him for picking those corrupt folks.

- Obama Demonstrates Utter Disrespect to Unborn - Not only does Obama want to allow the expansion of murdering the unborn, now he has passed onto them an insurmountable debt. Your unborn grandchildren (if you choose to let them live) are now saddled with the Obama Budgetary Abyssal before they even take their first breath - again, if you let them take that breath...

- Obama Claims to Desire More Fights on "Big Issues" - Obama doesn't seem to understand that the American people only voted for change, not a complete rewriting of our country - higher taxes, lower standard of living, limitless pork-barrel spending by da' gummint, and more long term debt for our children.

- Still Hasn't Withdrawn All of the Troops out of Iraq

This Tortured Logic Cannot Stand

2009-02-10T19:38:00.004-07:00

Last night, the President made two rhetorical blunders:

1. "Tax cuts don't work" (paraphrased)
-- Yeah, they do -- and have repeatedly. Where has Obama been since 1982? Does he really think to fool us into believing the economy is suffering from something other than speculative greed in the housing market? Our tax policy has kept our unemployment lower and our recessions shorter than the other Western democracies. You simply cannot deny fact. Maybe Barry should have been watching the news instead of smoking a little of the reefer in Hawaii...

and

2. He set a trap for himself when he stated, regarding the pork laden "stimulus" bill:

"It's a little hard for me to take criticism from folks about this recovery package after they presided over a doubling of the national debt. I'm not sure they have a lot of credibility when it comes to fiscal responsibility..."

So, let's take his statement as a given fact...in that case:

A. Is President Obama trying to justify his bad behavior (overspending Democrats) by pointing out previous bad behavior (overspending Republicans), and/or

B. Is the President pointing out that even the "fiscally irresponsible" see this bill as too much spending? What then does that make him?

Analysis:
A. Is rhetorically unsound
B. Shows he is even more irresponsible than those he condemns.

The curtain is slowly drawing open to reveal the real Great and Powerful Ob...

The Third Week in the Era of the Neophyte Messiah

2009-02-10T04:36:00.003-07:00

- Obama Drops Charges Against a Known Terrorist: Free the Terrorists, but kill the Unborn from Gateway Pundit... yes, you voted for this.

- Military Commanders Tell Obama He Is A Buffoon: Link - Petraeus and Odierno tell Obama that it will take 23 months to withdraw from Iraq not 16. How did Obama come up with 16 months anyway? Is he a military genius...can he even spell "military" if you spot him "m-i-l-i-t-a-r"?

- First Conservatives, then the CBO, now even the Libertarians are Beclowning Obama's "Stimulus": Click to Watch how the cure is on the way -- Bullshitisol. I thought the Congressional Budget Office would have been enough to dissuade the deluded, unwashed masses from falling for the crap handed to them by the used car salesman in the White House. I guess it will take a bit more. You can't mortgage your house today, but you sure can mortgage your grandchildren's future thanks to the New Age Messiah.

- Remember that Whole Bipartisan Thing that Obama Was Bringing with His Change? Gone. Yes...change in Washington -- a fresh start -- a new sense of bipartisanship -- While Nancie Pisslosi brags about how Democrats wrote the stimulus bill because they won the election, the only bipartisanship has been the 11 Democrats who voted against it.

- Now that's Stimulus!!! Let's Add $50 million to the National Endowment for the Arts - Obama seems to think that your tax dollars will create jobs in the National Endowment for the Arts. You remember Serrano's Piss Christ, paid for by the NEA, don't you? Fifty mil should pay for a lot of jars full of piss. Now that's a stimulus we can trust to put Americans back to work! On the other hand, $252 BILLION of the stimulus (28%) goes to items that do not have any stimulative value at all - Medicaid, unemployment benefits, food stamps, and the Earned Income Tax Credit for people WHO PAY NO TAXES!!! Wake up people--- the Emperor has no clothes!!!

- More Withdrawn Obama Nominees: (and another that should) -Obama's Chief Performance Officer, Nancy Killefer, stepped down after it was discovered that -- wait for it...wait for it -- she failed to pay payroll taxes on a member of her household staff!!! I'm sure glad Obama's bringing a clearer set of ethics to government. William Lynn is another case...even HuffPo and TPM (link) are calling this a broken campaign promise.

- Still Hasn't Taken All of the Troops Out of Iraq.

THAT'S CHANGE ~~NOT READY FOR PRIME TIME~~ WE CAN BELIEVE IN.

Two and One-half Weeks

2009-02-06T14:24:00.002-07:00

Filed under... PRICELESS (click)

The Second Week

2009-02-03T04:23:00.011-07:00

1. Obama Spits on Military Families by issuing an Executive Order to delay the arraignment of Abu al-Nashiri, the alleged planner of the attack on USS Cole that killed 17 servicemembers. The then-commander of the USS Cole has publicly stated that he wishes Obama would have considered military families before staying the prosecution against the man who planned the attack.

2. Military Judge Spits Back -- Judge James Pohl, though a military judge, told Obama to go screw himself. Pohl said "...he found the government's arguments "unpersuasive" and that the case will go ahead because 'the public interest in a speedy trial will be harmed by the delay in the arraignment.'" So, on one hand Obama claims we should afford terrorists Constitutional rights; on the other hand the Messiah seeks to violate the Sixth Amendment.

3. George Soros Comes to Obama's Aid by broadcasting an advertisement asking whether you stand with Obama or with Rush Limbaugh. MoveOn.org creates the logical error of Faulty Dilemma with their question -- a question that is easily rephrased to ask...

Are you with Obama or are you against mortgaging your great-grandchildrens' future with a worthless slow-moving ~~819~~ ~~826~~ 900 Billion dollar spending bill run by a Tax Cheat?

4. Obama Backs ANOTHER Tax Cheat by nominating Tom Daschle for Secretary of Health and Human Services. The Double Whammy is that Daschle's wife is a lobbyist but now he's welcomed into the Obama "pristinely clean we hate lobbyists" Adminstration. Now we know why Democrats love to raise taxes...Democrats don't pay them. Fortunately for us, Daschle chickened out and withdrew his name.

5. Still Hasn't Withdrawn All Troops from Iraq.

THAT'S CHANGE WE CAN BELIEVE IN...

The First Week

2009-01-27T16:49:00.003-07:00

The First Week of the Messiah....

1. Proposed raising C.A.F.E. standards for automobiles while at the same time stating ""Our goal is not to further burden an already struggling industry".

2. Directs EPA to allow states to set their own tailpipe emissions standards.

Unintended Consequences of 1 and 2: Detroit will be a wasteland within three years. America will import 80% of it's vehicles by 2020. The 20% made in America will be called the "Honda-Ford Hybrid One Size Fits All Machine".

2. Gave his first TV interview to an Arabic television station.

3. Gets a tax cheat appointed to run the Treasury.

4. Gives a tax cheat $816 Billion to play with.

Unintended consequences of 3 and 4: Ideology of Messiah and Tax Cheat fails to focus on tax rebates which will help in the short term but instead focuses on jobs programs that will take years to stimulate the economy. CBO Report

6. Fails to withdraw troops from Iraq.

THAT'S CHANGE WE CAN BELIEVE IN!!!

My New Favorite Group

2008-12-20T16:40:00.004-07:00

For humorous music try -- Austrian Death Machine.

Pretty funny, a death metal group paying homage to Ahhhnold by calling themselves Austrian Death Machine...
This selection is based on the movie Predator

Lyrics are linked at the bottom

If It Bleeds, We Can Kill It Lyrics

Christmas Boycott

2008-12-09T11:07:00.003-07:00

Please consider boycotting all businesses that are closed on 10 December 2008 until after Christmas.

"Why?" you might ask...because the gay community has decided to protest the right of the people of California to protect marriage from deviant redefinition.. See LINK.

If they can plan a "Day without Gay", the least we can do is "Celebrate the Manger without Rump Rangers"...

REPOSTED: BOYCOTT CHINA FOR CHRISTMAS

2008-12-09T10:07:00.000-07:00

It's not enough that the Chinese are trying to poison our children with lead-based paint. Now, they're denying our military a chance to meet their families for the holidays:

HONG KONG (Reuters) - China has refused permission for a U.S. aircraft carrier and accompanying vessels to visit Hong Kong for a long-planned Thanksgiving holiday visit, the U.S. State Department said on Wednesday.

The Kitty Hawk group and its crew of 8,000 U.S. airmen and sailors had been expected in Hong Kong on Wednesday, but will now spend the holiday on the South China Sea.

Hundred of relatives of crew members of the USS Kitty Hawk had flown to Hong Kong to celebrate Thanksgiving with their loved ones. Hong Kong has been a regular port of call for U.S. sailors on "R & R" (rest and recuperation) since the Vietnam War.

The Chinese move comes as a surprise just weeks after a visit to China by Defense Secretary Robert Gates, which he said he hoped would lead to a long-term dialogue.

The heavy metal Lead in consumer goods could be leading to items like this in Chinese medicine (LINK).
And poisoning our kids the same way just ain't what we had in mind with Most Favored Nation trading status.

Now the Chinese want to get pissy about letting our ships dock in Hong Kong.

Fine, you want to play? Here's a list of American made toys. I'm asking everyone reading this post to link this to your blog. Let's show Americans how easy it is to Buy American.

There is some cool stuff in this list -- pass it around.

Holgate Toys
Not Made in China Toys
Fat Brain Toys (American Made)
Pizza Box Football (What could be more American than football in a pizza box?)
Do You Remember Lincoln Logs?
Abstract Critical Thinking, Anyone?
Vermont Teddy Bears are always appreciated.
The NRA's Favorite Toy
For the Young'uns
Are the Kids Bugging You for a Tattoo?

For Dad....

Might I suggest the new 87-tool Swiss Army knife?

Merry Christmas and here's something liberals and conservatives can agree on:

SCREW THE CHINESE!!!

How Long Until You TOO Can Be "Patriotic"?

2008-10-31T17:51:00.001-07:00

McCain Leads Obama in Early Florida Vote

2008-10-30T15:15:00.001-07:00

Obama would like you to think that he has this election well in hand...

Not so fast, Spanky...click the link

McCain Ahead in Early Voting.

How Democrats Become Republicans

2008-10-23T19:36:00.001-07:00

2008-10-23T19:20:00.001-07:00

Excellent -- I wish I had made this

2008-10-12T11:23:00.001-07:00

Obama vs Palin

2008-10-12T10:41:00.001-07:00

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Obama's Big Night

2008-08-25T20:15:00.002-07:00

Thine Savior Has Arrived
Bow down in supplication.

FINAL POST - UPDATE

2008-08-01T16:09:00.003-07:00

The Obama countup clock was installed 44 days, 2 hours and 31 minutes before Obama finally did what I predicted he would do -- flip flop on drilling for oil.

Thank you to all who have commented on this blog, and, to all the libtards:

I told you so... Howya' like your Messiah now?

2008-07-21T06:40:00.005-07:00

FINITO

This Blog is Closed
I've decided to focus on other areas and blogging will detract from those goals.

Many of you are intelligent enough to know the challenges America will face if Obama wins and the Democrats hold Congress. Undivided power with the Democrats is something even most Democrats can't begin to imagine.

Obama is a Socialist idiot and nothing I place in this blog will open the eyes of the sheeple who still follow him, so I will stop preaching to the choir.

Continue to enjoy life and have fun when you can find it.

They Don't Teach Geography at Harvard (Obviously)

2008-07-20T17:18:00.004-07:00

The Messiah traveled to Afghanistan and declared, with the Heavenly Host at his back that...

"We're in Afghanistan because this is the central front in the war on terrorism."

Unfortunately for the Messiah, the Heavenly Host was comprised of Senators Jack Reed (D-RI) and Chuck Hagel (Rino-NE), and neither one found the internet in Afghanistan. If they had access to the internet, they could have found the following information helpful:

Al Qaeda is operating in the Federally Administered Tribal Areas of PAKISTAN. Pakistan is to the east of Afghanistan. You might remember AFGHANISTAN; that' where we already kicked the crap out of Al Qaeda and the Taliban.

Here are a few more stats to help you out:

Number of Terrorists Killed in Iraq: 20,000+
Number of Terrorists Killed in Afghanistan: 3,700+
Number of Terrorists Killed in Pakistan: ? Not Many By U.S.

The reason we haven't killed many terrorists in Pakistan is because it is an ally on the War on Terror.
Certainly we could do better than Pakistan as an ally. In fact, Al Qaeda and the Taliban have even negotiated peace treaties with Pakistan to allow them to operate there (see: Waziristan Accords).

So, Mr. MESSiah, when you say Afghanistan is the central front in the war on terrorism... ummm...what part of Afghanistan were you talking about? Does your omniscience detect some hidden part of Afghanistan being run by Al Qaeda?

Or perhaps you weren't paying attention in Geography class and are confusing Afghanistan and Pakistan. You did take a Geography class didn't you?

Predicting the Next Obamifecation ™

2008-07-19T15:50:00.004-07:00

NEWS RELEASE FROM THE OBAMA CAMPAIGN:

"We all know that the surge topped out at 168,000 troops, but current troop strength is only about 147,000...and you can thank the next President of the United States, Senator Obama.

The American people should know that Senator Obama's Omnipotence and Glory have resulted in an immediate troop decrease. His mere presence in the war torn region have caused (err.. let's see 168 minus 147, uhhh...carry the one..) 21,000 troops to simply evaporate from Iraq. That's right, America, and the Great One has only begun to reduce our presence in Iraq.

What Bush and McCain have failed to do...reduce troop strength was done in ONE DAY by Senator Obama. See you at the polls in November."

Wow, now that Obama is FINALLY going to Iraq, life is so much better.

I'll bet he could have removed Saddam from power with a wave of his arm.

I truly believe The Chosen One could have stopped Saddam from whittling away the sanctions by uncovering the corruption of the Useless Nincompoops simply by blinking his eyes.

And without question he could have intercepted the millions of Oil for Food dollars that Saddam used to rebuild his army and fund suicide bombers in Israel with a simple passing of his Holy Feces.

Yes, life certainly is beautiful when you have a Messiah on your side.

Hey, any of you guys got an IED with you?

2008-07-19T11:42:00.002-07:00

"Hey Mohammed, let's go place an IED in the road to kill the infidel."

"Good Idea Mustafa! Let's go."

New Magazine Cover

2008-07-19T09:52:00.000-07:00