(Sung to the tune of Margaritaville)
Sippin some coffee
Eatin' some toffee
All from a hot Meal-Ready-to-Eat
Plannin' my next trip
Givin' the cops the slip
Makin' a break for those nearby tall trees
Hangin' around today in smelly Bidenville
Ten thousand of us gettin' ready to bolt
Some will get caught but not me, no way
Cuz Biden is, an old slow dolt.
Don't have my mija
Went with a smuggla'
Hopin' she made it all the way through
She is a beauty
A Mexican cutie
With those drugs, la migra will pursue
Hangin' around today in smelly Bidenville
MRE's are startin' to suck
Some will get caught, but not me, no way
Cuz Biden is an old slow fuck.
Dropped all my kids off
At the ICE check point
Told them to tell a long sad tall tale
About distant cousins
At least a few dozen
Who will take them all in without a fail
Hangin' around today in smelly Bidenville
Almost time to make my big break
I'll run the hills until I get to L.A.
Then for Pelosi I'll push a rake
Yes, some people dote
But they just want my vote
Until then I just sit here and bake
