Saturday, November 22, 2014

AARP - Smells Like SH!T

AARP has a new ad campaign.

You remember AARP, don't you?  They're the vast grouping of blue-haired politicos who sold out on Obamacare.  AARP made almost $3 billion dollars while turning a blind eye to Obamacare's $716 billion cut to Medicare (the program for seniors..not Medicaid, the program for po' people).
Conservative seniors continue to flee AARP, while AARP continues to appoint liberals to head up their state-wide leadership positions .

If you're a senior who is still a member of AARP, this sign is for you.  On the tiny little sign, on the right side of this picture, we see the words "YOU DON'T KNOW 'AARP'".  If you're still a member of AARP, there is a phrase very similar to that one.  It also ends with a four-letter word and it describes those who still send dues to AARP.

Wednesday, November 19, 2014

How to Avoid Getting Gruber-ed Again (This is for the Libs)

    Tomorrow, an executive order is going to override established law.  More importantly though, is the sales pitch El Presidente Obama is going to throw at us.  Some of us will buy into being Gruber'ed again (see Gruber below).  Others will recognize pieces of this speech for what they are -- male bovine excreta.

    What Obama will propose is this:  he is going to grant a "pardon" to those who have committed the crime of invading our country.  These folks will be able to bring from their home countries any children they left behind.  To throw the American People a bone, Obama will pronounce that these people WILL NOT be able to get free healthcare -- THERE!  SEE!  Very little cost to us.  
   "So", Obama will guilt-trip you, "what's the problem?  Why can't we be generous?  Why can't we just share a little bit of 'Merica with these poor downtrodden folks who come from countries that suck so badly, they can't possibly survive if they stay there?"  Group hug.

   Here's where the Gruber'ing comes in.  You see, a pardon only expunges past crimes.  The fact that these people will stay is a re-offense.  But, tomorrow Emperor err... President Obama is going to unilaterally declare that he will not enforce the immigration laws on the books.  Instead, he will likely grant an Imperial ...errr... a Presidential Pardon for everyone in the entire world to invade our borders. 
    Also, he is already prepping the race-baiting defenders of crimes against the United States ...errr....immigration activists to act appalled that no Obamacare will be permitted.  The race-hustlers ...err...advocates will weep and gnash their teeth at the unfairness.  Surely, the American people can look at their tear-stained cheeks and realize that they have given so much for this opportunity.  
   Little problem there, B.,, we're on to you. Two minutes after the grand pronouncement from the Grand Overlord...errrr...the President (and astonishingly fast), the race-based Champions of Fairness will file suit against the United States on behalf of the noobs.  Just like immigrant children must be permitted public schooling, so shall the Supreme Court find that criminals...errrr.. newly minted residents have the right to tax-payer funded healthcare.  And Obama knows it.  Just like he knew Obamacare would lead to a government takeover of healthcare.

Question is, are we going to get Gruber'ed by this kabuki dance?  Us?  No!
Will the Democrats be Gruber'ed again? (prolly).

Tune in tomorrow for the fun.....


NOMINEE FOR ENTRY INTO THE OXFORD APPROVED LEXICON: "GRUBERED"

Grubered... ( 's -- 'ing) verb, to treat other human beings as though they are mouth-breathing imbeciles and then subject them to your bragging about it.

Professor Gruber is an MIT professor hired by the Obama administration to strategerize a way to sell Obamacare to the unwashed masses.  Gruber declared that the stupidity of the American People would allow the establishment rulers to pass this off as "not a tax".  In fact, the only people who would be taxed were eeeeevil insurance companies.  (Who would undoubtedly pass  the costs on to us -- shhhhhh). The only folks who fell for this were liberals.  Good Job!  They must be the stupid ones of whom he spoke -- but we already knew that.

Monday, October 11, 2010

Wear this at the Rally


Have you seen the "Ain't My Fault" rallies by the Snake-Oil-salesman-in-Chief? Here's an appropriate T-shirt to wear at the jamboree....

Wednesday, September 08, 2010

Newest T- The Summer of Recovery? Tour


This T-shirt will be updated after each stop along the tour as they are completed.....
Click on logo to go to T-Shirt shop.... (NOTE: The graphic on the actual Tee is much clearer than this photo representation.)




Thursday, August 26, 2010



It Appears that NEO-MARXISM isn't any better than the old-fashioned version

Saturday, May 29, 2010

ha HAAA

I live in Phoenix....

This is what I think of sports teams who involve themselves in politics:

Hey, "Los Suns", enjoy the long summer......assholes.

Sunday, March 21, 2010

Reign of the Aristocracy (cuz youz is too stoopid)


Queen Peelosi and her cohort of guffawing jesters march in the nation's capitol to cram a bill down our collective throats that the governed have clearly rejected. They do this because they believe you just aren't smart enough to know what is good for you.

What will they cram down our throats next?

Instead of finding jobs for Americans, they increase our taxes.
For every dollar they tax from you, they reduce your freedom; your freedom to choose the type of house you will buy; the freedom to choose the model car you will own; the freedom to buy your children better clothing or better food.

For every dollar they steal from us, they personify the evil that the Founders warned us against...the evil of a corrupt strong central government that rules the people, rather than being ruled by the people.

Why should they continue to keep their jobs in November?

Saturday, February 06, 2010

New Tee to Help Clown the Rookie

One of the best ways to reduce the danger from an enemy is to "clown them" so that no one will take their idiocy seriously.

Saturday, January 02, 2010

Newest TShirt

I recognize most liberals have never read the Federalist Papers...if so, they would recognize their Machiavellian reveling at crises is as transparent as the shallowness of their intellect.

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P.S. The monthly average number of Americans employed in the second Quarter of 2009 was 140, 591,000.

The number of Americans employed in the month of November was 138, 502,000.
Someone please tell the Ass-clown in Chief that his "stimulus" is going in the wrong direction.

Friday, December 18, 2009

New Tee for Christmas

CUSTOM T-Shirts. If you have an idea that you want on a T-Shirt, I can make it for you.
Just leave your requests in the comments.

I can only use copyrighted images if it is a parody, but I can make original art the way you want it. This is one of mine...

Monday, July 06, 2009

Where's My Ride?

The Governor of the Great State of Massachusetts is giving away free cars to the poor. Unfortunately, I don't live in such a progressive mecca as Massachusetts -- I'm stuck in redneck, Rethuglican Arizona!

I called Jan Brewer's office, (she took over after Governor Janet Napolitano was called on to her glory -- serving in Washington, D.C.), and the woman who answered the phone just laughed at me when I asked for a car.

I was like "Hello, I'd like to get my free car from the Obama stimulus plan."
And she said, "Excuse me? What free car?"
And so I was like, "The ones like they're giving away in Massachusetts."
And then she was like, "Sir, umm, you are a sir aren't you?"
And I said, "Yes, I'm a sir! Are you stupid or what?"
And she said, "I don't think so, but your voice is a bit high for a man..."
So I was like, "Look girlfriend, I don't need you to talk to me like my father used to..." and then she interrupted me.
"Sir, regardless, we don't have free cars in Arizona."
And then she called the cops on me for harassing language. She "claims" that I called her a stupid redneck heifer who didn't have the common sense that Gaia gave a screwdriver.
(Those Rethuglicans can't take the truth.)
Anywho, I really didn't appreciate it, and didn't see anything funny about calling the cops.
If Massachusetts can give free cars to their poor, I need one too. I mean, really, if I had money to buy my own do you think I'd be living in this assclown state? Hell, no. I'd have moved a long time ago!

Sunday, July 05, 2009

Federalize the Fourth

Yet another year goes by while more Americans kill themselves through their own stupidity.

See this LINK to understand how stupid Americans can be.

Yes, every year Americans blow up themselves with fireworks. But, we can fix that.

I've written and asked our President to begin federal oversight of all fireworks displays every 4th of July (particularly in the Southern states where idiotic rednecks make their own versions of fireworks).
Afterall, there is no reason for Americans to die while celebrating an anachronistic "HOLIDAY" like "independence day". I mean, really, this "holiday" celebrates war and engenders hard feelings from others around the world.

Why do we flaunt our war-making prowess? Are we just a big glorified North Korea, marching in goosestep every July? Are we so insecure that we have to parade and primp in front the cameras for the whole world to see? Pathetic! Take this ridiculousness away, Barack.

Federalize the Fourth of July. Allow only government agencies to shoot off these stupid explosives. Really, only the government should be able to play with these dangerous toys.

This is another area where the Greatest President in the history of this tea-bagging, redneck, racist country can give us a lesson on how to be cool.

Thursday, July 02, 2009

Save Us, Great One

Save us from the vast right wing media conspiracy that keeps "down-talking" the economy.

Today, those same old idiots in the conservative media, (Bloomberg, the Wall Street Journal, ABC, NBC, CBS, and Faux News), all lied to the American People by saying we lost jobs again. LINK

But the American People will surely see through this farce. Clearly the Obama Stimulus is actually creating jobs -- we all know it is -- so why do those scumbags in the media keep saying we are losing them?

Here are links to the "leaders" of these traitors. Write them and tell them you've had enough --

Monday, June 29, 2009

FIRE THESE MEN NOW!!!

The EPA has committed the greatest sin possible -- they contradicted the duly elected Leader of the People - President Obama!!!!

Those idiots published THIS REPORT, that must have been written by holdovers from the Evil One - Bush!!!

In this report these buffoons claim:

- Global temperatures have declined, extending an 11-year trend.
So what! 11 years in a row doesn't mean jack sh!t when you have the President trying to fix this broken country.

- Temperatures have fallen even though CO2 levels have continued to rise and CO2 emissions have accelerated.
I really don't care. CO2 doesn't matter. Global Warming is real!

- A 2009 paper shows that the IPCC greatly miscalculated the effect of solar activity on climate change.
The Sun causing increased temperatures?!?! Who are they trying to kid? Not me! I know better because I watched "An Inconvenient Truth". That movie got Al Gore a Nobel Prize!!! Do these MORONS at the EPA think that the Nobel people don't know what the fk they're talking about?

It's time for us to take charge of this country just like Barack told us we would. Fire these traitors from the EPA. They should not be allowed to publish these lies anymore!!!!