Creepy Uncle Joe and Kids

 Creepy Uncle Joe and the Democrat Party (hereafter, named the Communist Party) wants your kids.

If you have the audacity to have children (rather than aborting them), then they want to provide you:

• "free" childcare
• "free" Pre-K education (see Webster's Dictionary: indoctrination)
• "free" tax credits

In essence, the Communist Party will nurture you into the world with their "educational activities" and even provide for you in your old age.  Since Americans won't take care of their elderly parents, and those parents are too stupid to start a retirement account early in life, gummint will provide.  Nothing wrong with that is there?   

Cradle-to-Grave coverage will only cost you the nominal fee of your freedoms.  Every dollar you send to Washington is a dollar of freedom lost.  Whether you wanted to set up a retirement account, donate to a charity, or send your children to better schools, you lose that ability with each dollar sent to politicians. 

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While defending his MASSIVE spending plan, Creepy Uncle Joe was recently quoted as saying, 

"To start the ball rolling, let's get 'em while they're young.  I mean, why should parents have to raise their own children?  Isn't that just a bother?  Too much work being a parent doesn't allow you to work longer hours and pay higher taxes.  You need to get out into the work place and support my massive spending bills, not nurture, raise, discipline, and educate your own children.

"Meanwhile, I'll be taking care of your kids and sniffing their hair..." at this point Jen PSucki stepped in and grabbed the mike...
 

 

The Communist Party wants kids to love the Dear Leader and worship at the altar of their new Religion - the Holy Temple of Gummint.  And you'll pay for it - with your own money, confiscated each April 15th.