FIRE THESE MEN NOW!!!

The EPA has committed the greatest sin possible -- they contradicted the duly elected Leader of the People - President Obama!!!!

Those idiots published THIS REPORT, that must have been written by holdovers from the Evil One - Bush!!!

In this report these buffoons claim:

- Global temperatures have declined, extending an 11-year trend. So what! 11 years in a row doesn't mean jack sh!t when you have the President trying to fix this broken country.

- Temperatures have fallen even though CO2 levels have continued to rise and CO2 emissions have accelerated. I really don't care. CO2 doesn't matter. Global Warming is real!

- A 2009 paper shows that the IPCC greatly miscalculated the effect of solar activity on climate change. The Sun causing increased temperatures?!?! Who are they trying to kid? Not me! I know better because I watched "An Inconvenient Truth". That movie got Al Gore a Nobel Prize!!! Do these MORONS at the EPA think that the Nobel people don't know what the fk they're talking about?

It's time for us to take charge of this country just like Barack told us we would. Fire these traitors from the EPA. They should not be allowed to publish these lies anymore!!!!

Buy Stock in ABC News

ABC News is hosting a Special Event in the White House to tout President Yummy Pants' fabulous healthcare overhaul.

While most of us know everything the government touches turns to gold, the idiotic American people (you know, in flyover country), are too stupid to recognize greatness.

But ABC News knows which side their bread is buttered...(and I know which side of me I'd like Barack to butter), so watch them as they tell you all about how important it is to spend as much money as Barack tells us for his health care plan.

That's June 23rd on ABC -- Don't miss it.

A Fly is NOT an Animal

PETA is really pissing me off!
They actually have the balls to complain about President Obama swatting a fly. LINK.

Our illustrious Commander in Chief launched an all-out assault on a pesky little Repthuglican fly..splattering that little bastard all over the back of his yummy chocolaty hand. Well, I guess it's not that yummy any more...with fly guts on it and all...

But the rest of him ...well, I could just eat him up....mmmmmm.

But PETA are such idiots they don't even know that a fly is an INSECT not an ANIMAL.
PETA doesn't stand for People for the Ethical Treatment of Insects...It obviously stands for Penises for the Eunuching of the Totally Awesome .

Here they are protesting EGGS!!! Could you imagine if my pro-choice brothers and sisters would try to consider giving rights to eggs ? Asses!

They're so wrapped up in themselves they just don't have a clue how to treat my man, Barack, and IT WON'T STAND!!! I WON'T LET IT!!!! Those fudge-packing as les don't have a clue. They're FUING MORONS who DON'T have a ...hey!!! Who the F is censoring my blog?!?! This is my fu ing blog you aslickers!!!

Hey! CUT THAT OUT!!! I'm calling Barack. He gave me this blog and no one will stop me from ............

It's Our Time Now!!!!

This has been a whirlwind year full of stupendous plans by the One, the Only, our President Barack Obama.....sigh...he's so great.....

Today he is announcing plans to give federal benefits to same sex partners ----yippeeeeeee....read the link ...read the link!!! LINK

I can tell you this, my last job at the San Francisco bathhouse had NO benefits, but now, I am covered! Praise be to the Man!

Now, one more thing about this....all of you heteroes who think you can get benefits for your boyfriends and girlfriends just need to back off...this isn't for you....this is for ussssss and only us! You get none because you don't deserve any of it!

PAAAAAAAAARTYYYYYYY!!!!!













Hold on!!!! I just read that health care ISN'T COVERED under this new plan..LINK of SHAME. What kind of trick is this?!?!
The Brotherhood of the Backdoor agrees with ME!!! Another LINKY

Damn it, I guess we still have to wear rubbers after all!!! Can't risk getting an infection with no health care....

Please Hurry!

In the next to last paragraph of my previous post I clearly stated how to fix this broken decrepit country -- treat everyone the same.

The Senate better hurry up and confirm Sonya Sotomayor to help make this dream come true. Only she is the wise Latina needed to decide cases like Ricci v Distefano. LINK.
I mean really, who else would have the social conscience to determine that white men taking a highly technical firefighter exam should be penalized for the inherent inequality they possess in their whiteness? Brilliant and so inciteful!

We need Sonya now! Capitalism is mean and too hard for some people. We need equal rights for all people, and I don't care if they're not smart or not skilled! America should be a land of total equality, not the haves and have-nots, just like in Harrison Bergeron!

Write your Congressperson and tell them to get her on the Supreme Court as soon as possible!

Salon.com is a Right Wing Sock Puppet!

Many mistakenly think Salon.com is a progressive publication, but I prefer to call them Salon.CON.

While they usually support the Greatest President who has ever lived in the History of this Nation, the latest tripe from those traitorous bastards actually says that The President has broken his promises to us! LINK.

They criticize HIM for hiring Hillary after criticizing her judgment, for canceling his commitment to the Cuban embargo, and for deciding not to renegotiate NAFTA. What's next? Are they going to criticize HIM for promising to balance the budget but spending what he needs to recreate this failed country?

The Greatest of Them All has decided those prior promises were counterproductive to rebuilding the worst nation in the history of Man. You have to break a few eggs to make an omelette. And you can't fix something unless it's broken. So, maybe we have to break a few promises and the economy in order to baptize this nasty, unfair system in the name of Obama! So be it. Unemployment at 10% is a small price as long as He can anoint this land with his transcendental powers.
Besides, is it fair that people with skills and brains make all of the money in this country?!?! No! Everyone should get the same no matter what they contribute. If you are a genius or you work harder than the person beside you, but you both have the same job title, they still deserve to earn the same pay as you!!!

I think something must be done about Salon!
It is not enough that we drive conservative bloggers off of their blogs, we need to turn our attentions to traitors, too! Do they have any idea who they are f*cking with?

FINALLY!!!



I would first like to thank the Dear Leader for purchasing this blog with tax dollars. It is about time that we get rid of these lying conservatives that besmirch the great name of the greatest President who has ever lived throughout the history of this wayward and racist country.

The Great One's overwhelming victory in 2008 gave him a mandate by the American people to use our resources to recreate this greed-filled country.
What has that greed ever done for this country? Sure we have been the greatest power in the world, the most productive, the engine of the world economy, yadda, yadda, yadda, but it is all a farce. The President has assured us that our greed has done nothing good for this world. It has never created a single job (unlike the President's stimulus plan).

And so, I am happy to be appointed as the Blog Czar for this blog, and even though I don't know anything about blogging, I vow to learn on the job.

Good night and sleep well. Your new media is in good hands.

Sorry

I've been laid off....from blogging.

It seems the continuing Obama Economic slide recovery has made it impossible to sell ad space on this blog, and so, due to declining revenue this blog must close.

But, good news. President Obama has appointed a Blog Czar -- like so many other czars he's appointed (isn't THAT ironic in a Marxist kind of way?) -- to take over this blog and "bring it into conformity with that which the American people know is right and good."

So, while I have been replaced as CEO of this blog, the puppet new CEO will soon be blogging along happily for your enjoyment.

Week 19 - I'm really Sorry, but I Told You So

Another week and another loss of jobs in America...

Read how the MSM tries to sugar-coat..LINK.

President Obama has bet against the market and he is losing -- WE are losing.

By trying to borrow money and moving us closer to a centralized market, the continuing failure of Keynesian economics is glaring and painful.

If Obama had taken his $787 BILLION DOLLAR stimulus and returned that money directly to us, each family would have received $6000. That $6000 would have been infused into the economy almost immediately. Increased economic activity translates into a need for more workers at the retail level. Jobs would have been saved. The cycle of more workers having more money and needing to spend it on daily essentials would have created a self-sustaining increase in jobs.

Instead, we have lost another 621,000 jobs this month. Sales at the retailer Target are down 6%...that is astonishing because Target is a low-end retailer. In a down economy Target should be BOOMING.

There are 6.7 million Americans out of work thanks to what is now, clearly, the Obama Economy. The only job sector growing is GOVERNMENT jobs. We are clearly heading in the WRONG direction.

Now, Obama's stated employment goals for the stimulus cannot possibly be met.
If you disagree, try to make your case in the comments.





- I will update this post with the other weekly mistakes by the rookie, but this information should stand alone for a time.