Biden Fights a New Enemy

This just in from the COMMIE NEWS NETWORK:

A group of men with the given name of "Brandon" have filed a class-action lawsuit against the sitting President.  It seems the meme that uses their name has caused them to be ridiculed in public and even assaulted by nefarious white supremacists.  

As we all know, white supremacists outnumber all other groups in the United States and are lurking around every corner. In fact, if you see a white person, then you're probably looking at a fascist, Nazi, or redneck hick hillbilly.

This situation has caused countless insults, assaults, and generalized depression disorders among men named Brandon.  They want everyone to know that they are also victims (even the White ones), and are due some compensation.  They claim the current sitting President is "such a fuck-up that they can't escape the shadow cast by this bumbling retard."    

We, at the Commie News Network simply don't agree.  We believe Uncle Joe is the greatest President to ever live.  But, to support these men, we encourage everyone to go out and buy a flag showing support.  Fly it high and proud.

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Joe Biden Cancels Christmas

 Heard the latest?  Christmas presents from overseas providers won't be here on time.

Why is that? 

Because we have unemployment problems at both ends of the supply chain.
At the lower end, dock workers and retail workers are still staying home after receiving retarded levels of unemployment benefits.
At the upper end, airline pilot and and truckers are quitting due to Biden's vaccine mandate.

The ineptitude of the Communist Party under Biden knows no limit.  They impose their vision on America of a weak, hamstrung America where everyone needs gummint approval to do their jobs or is enticed by gummint to sit on their collective asses.

So, when you tell your kids that their Christmas present didn't make it in time, think of Fuckin' Joe Biden (FJB).

       

10 Minutes

What will Joe Biden fuck up today?

Give him 10 minutes.  That's all it takes.

What Happened to "My Body, My Choice"?

 Airlines are cancelling flights.

AMTRAK is about to shut down routes.

Shipping containers are perched off the coasts and can't unload.

Why?  Because some dictatorial asshole in the White House has mandated that people inject themselves with a pharmaceutical drug whether they want to or not.  Americans are telling their bumbling dictator, Joe Biden, that they won't comply.  

People are leaving their jobs rather than bow at the feet of totalitarian non-doctors ordering them to inject themselves.  

What happened to the Communist Party's mantra of "my body, my choice" when it came to abortion?  Libtards will argue that refusing the vaccine will harm others.  I got news for you - abortion does the same thing.    

Creepy Uncle Joe and Kids

 Creepy Uncle Joe and the Democrat Party (hereafter, named the Communist Party) wants your kids.

If you have the audacity to have children (rather than aborting them), then they want to provide you:

• "free" childcare
• "free" Pre-K education (see Webster's Dictionary: indoctrination)
• "free" tax credits

In essence, the Communist Party will nurture you into the world with their "educational activities" and even provide for you in your old age.  Since Americans won't take care of their elderly parents, and those parents are too stupid to start a retirement account early in life, gummint will provide.  Nothing wrong with that is there?   

Cradle-to-Grave coverage will only cost you the nominal fee of your freedoms.  Every dollar you send to Washington is a dollar of freedom lost.  Whether you wanted to set up a retirement account, donate to a charity, or send your children to better schools, you lose that ability with each dollar sent to politicians. 

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While defending his MASSIVE spending plan, Creepy Uncle Joe was recently quoted as saying, 

"To start the ball rolling, let's get 'em while they're young.  I mean, why should parents have to raise their own children?  Isn't that just a bother?  Too much work being a parent doesn't allow you to work longer hours and pay higher taxes.  You need to get out into the work place and support my massive spending bills, not nurture, raise, discipline, and educate your own children.

"Meanwhile, I'll be taking care of your kids and sniffing their hair..." at this point Jen PSucki stepped in and grabbed the mike...
 

 

The Communist Party wants kids to love the Dear Leader and worship at the altar of their new Religion - the Holy Temple of Gummint.  And you'll pay for it - with your own money, confiscated each April 15th.

Does Anyone Admit to Having Voted for Biden?

 Post your reply in the comments.....

But, here's some insight.  Yes, actually, there are people who still admit to voting for President F.J. Biden.

Most of those folks have subsumed their ego into believing how great he's been as President.  Things like "he's destroying the oil industry", or, "he's going to provide free childcare", are common refrains.  

How are either of these things good?  It's exceedingly difficult for followers of President F.J. Biden to see that F.J. Biden's policies will cause a problem, then try to fix it with a gummint intervention, only to cause more problems.   

Take the above two items as examples.  Destroying the oil industry will reduce access to energy and raise costs.  Raising energy costs will impoverish more people.  People then have to work longer hours.  But, if they have children, they won't be able to afford childcare.  So, what does F.J. Biden do?  He creates one problem and then solves it by expanding the gummint through "free" childcare.  

The strategic aftermath of this is the alienation of children and parents.  Parents who work all day aren't there to raise and nurture their own children...so, the gummint will become their mommy and daddy.  Children will spend more time with gummint agents than with their own parents.  

How do you think that will work out?  If you don't know, read Marx.  He wanted to alienate children from parents to help start socialist revolutions.  Marx and Engels both wrote about the dissolution of the family as a goal.  And, if you remember back to the terrorist BLM riots of 2020, they also called for destruction of the family.  Most recently, Terry McAuliffe, running for Virginia governor showed his hand when saying that parents shouldn't have any say in what is taught in gummint schools.

Pretty easy to see President F.J. Biden's plan, if you're looking. 😉

  

Bidenville

(Sung to the tune of Margaritaville)

Sippin some coffee
Eatin' some toffee
All from a hot Meal-Ready-to-Eat
Plannin' my next trip
Givin' the cops the slip
Makin' a break for those nearby tall trees

Hangin' around today in smelly Bidenville
Ten thousand of us gettin' ready to bolt
Some will get caught but not me, no way
Cuz Biden is, an old slow dolt. 

Don't have my mija
Went with a smuggla'
Hopin' she made it all the way through
She is a beauty
A Mexican cutie
With those drugs, la migra will pursue 

Hangin' around today in smelly Bidenville
MRE's are startin' to suck
Some will get caught, but not me, no way
Cuz Biden is an old slow fuck.

Dropped all my kids off
At the ICE check point
Told them to tell a long sad tall tale
About distant cousins
At least a few dozen
Who will take them all in without a fail

Hangin' around today in smelly Bidenville
Almost time to make my big break
I'll run the hills until I get to L.A.
Then for Pelosi I'll push a rake

Yes, some people dote
But they just want my vote
Until then I just sit here and bake

The First Rule of Civilized Man

 Now that Californians have re-elected Nancy Pelosi's cousin by marriage, Californians have failed to live by the First Rule of Civilized Man: don't shit in your own bed.  

This rule kept early Man healthier, with less disease spread within their own community.  It also showed concern for others in the community by not polluting the environment where they lived together.

Don't move out of the state to Texas, Florida, Arizona, Idaho, Nevada, et al... 
Don't take your shit with you.

You shit in your own bed, now sleep in it.

RACIST CALIFORNIANS REJECT BLACK GOVERNOR

 The land of fruits and nuts is also, apparently, the land of white nationalism.

On Tuesday, 14 September 2021, Californian Nazis rejected a black governor in favor of a hypocrite and dictator.  Is history repeating itself?

In the words of one former, foreign-born governor: "CALEEEEFORNIA UBER ALLES!!!"

#BlackLivesMatter

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No Kids, It's not you, IT'S THEM!

 Even children cringe when they see two men kissing.  They innately, through genetic memory, understand that something just ain't quite right.  

Nature thinks the same thing.  Homosexual males are still the most AIDS-infected demographic in the population.  (Why is that?) 

But, in the name of FREEDOM, we've begun to see more overt displays of affection between homosexuals, trying to desensitize us to this aberrational behavior.  Teens accept those acts as "normal", because teens like to question everything.  They ask, "who are they hurting"?  Let's answer them:

1. They are harming children.  Children model behaviors as part of their learning (Albert Bandura).  Being exposed to these behaviors, then hearing adults categorize them as "okay", can lead children to experimentally defile one of the most important behaviors in the species - the act of reproducing.

2.  Homosexual males harm themselves.  It's not just AIDS, but also the several and varied maladies that issue from the behaviors.  Anal fistulas, perforated colons, etc. are self-inflicted medical impacts. 

3.  This was studied and reported in the journal Psychological Reports1989 Jun;64(3 Pt 2):1167-79    (https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/2762461/) which found homosexuals:

(1) more frequently exposed themselves to biological hazards (e.g., sadomasochism, fisting, bestiality, ingestion of feces); (2) exposed themselves sexually to more different bodies (e.g., more frequently admitted to participating in orgies, reported considerably larger numbers of sexual partners); (3) more frequently reported participating in socially disruptive sex (e.g., deliberate infection of others, cheating in marriage, making obscene phone calls); and (4) more frequently reported engaging in socially disruptive activities (e.g., criminality, shoplifting, tax cheating).  

So, should we punish people for being homosexual?  Of course not.  But nether should we celebrate a destructive behavior. 

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Next, is the prevalence of transgenderism in society.  

The DSM is the Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders.

Transgenderism is listed under section 302.85 (F64.9) as Gender Dysphoria.  Therefore, transgenderism is a mental disorder.  Pretty straight forward, eh?

So then, why do we tolerate the stupidity of school districts and a government that wants us to view them as "normal"?  How long before some asshole high school principal requires a "Cross-dressing  Day", so students can see what it's like to be a transgender mentally-disordered human being?

DON'T TOLERATE IT!  Run for your local school board and overcome these morons.

 

DEFEAT WITH DISHONOR

RUN AWAY, RUN AWAY!!!!!  The Taliban are taking over Afghanistan

Joe Biden faces down the Taliban Rabbit Monster

Joe Biden never served in Vietnam (https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/factcheck/2020/09/16/fact-check-biden-received-multiple-draft-deferments-vietnam/5809482002/).

Looks like Afghanistan is Joe Biden's Vietnam. 

After pompously claiming the Taliban's control over all of Afghanistan was "highly unlikely", Joe Biden continued his 40-year record of getting every foreign policy prediction wrong (Robert Gates, former defense secretary in the Obama administration). 

Inflation, UP!

Gas prices, UP!

Borders, OPEN!

China flu, COMING BACK! 

Running away, IN PROGRESS!

Yeah... Americans are so dumb, they fell for this guy's bullshit and got rid of Trump.

You remember Trump, don't you ...  one mean guy, but also the only president to raise average annual wages in the last 38 years.   

SPEND LIKE IT'S 1999

 Sooo, the "infrastructure" bill passed the barrier for overcoming a filibuster.

Annnnd,  Democrats couldn't do this by themselves; they needed Republican help.

Thennnnnn, how many retards does it take to bankrupt a country?

17

Here they are:

Roy "Smoke A" Blunt (Mo.)

Richard Burr in My Shoe (N.C.)

Shelley Moore "Spending is Better" DeCapito (W.Va.)

Bill "A Little too Butch" Cassidy (La.)

Susan "Always a RINO" Collins (Maine)

Kevin "Creamy" Cramer (N.D.)

Mike Crapo (Idaho) - no nicknames needed for this one

Lindsey Grahamnesty (S.C.)

Chuck "Smokin' " Grassley (Iowa)

John "Spending is Heaven" Hoeven (N.D.)

Mitch "the Dem's Bitch" McConnell (Ky.)

Lisa "Sleestak" Murkowski (Alaska)

Rob "Any Spending in a" Portman (Ohio)

James "I'm" Risch (Idaho)

Mitt "Mighty Mormon Power Ranger " Romney (Utah)

Thom "Ain't no Mel" Tillis (N.C.)

Tard Young (Ind.)

YAY..  My name is Joey.  I Winned!! I Winned!!

Invert the Pyramid

We have this shit all backwards.

The federal gummint should tax us at 2-3% and then only provide for a military and defense of our borders.  PERIOD.   END OF SENTENCE.

Local gummints should tax us at the level needed to provide services we vote for in each state.  This means, each state has their own Social Security, Medicare, welfare, etc.  If your state wants to have huge retirement benefits for your seniors - so be it, but you pay for it.  If your state wants a work requirement for welfare, so be it.  You run it the way you want to in your own state. 

With 50 different ways to attack problems, the Laboratories of Democracy (U.S. Supreme Court Justice Louis Brandeis, 1932) will create benchmarks for improving governmental processes.   

Doesn't each state know what it needs, better than Washington DC?

Why do we maintain a long-distance relationship with an entity that doesn't know us and really doesn't care about anything other than personal power?  Washington DC is not responsive to you.  They don't know you.  They don't live down the street from you.  Local officials DO!

Anytime we want to change something in our state, it is much easier to accomplish than trying to change Washington DC.  We can respond to actions at our state capitals by protesting on the same day or in the same week as the actions we find reckless, stupid, or woke.  Try to get Washington DC's attention regarding the apparent stupidity roaming the halls of Congress. 

 

  

   States are aligned with regional interests.  We have different cultures in our various regions.  We are not a monolithic nation built on the retarded woke culture of the coasts.  For instance, not all areas of the country embrace the mental illness of transsexuality as "normal".  This doesn't mean we should punish trans people, but neither should we celebrate their obvious dysfunction.  (Even most of them realize how fucked up they are.)

There are many issues we can address from local, state, regional, and federal perspectives.

The real point is this:  in this era of instant gratification, which level of government is more responsive to you - state or federal?

Time to invert the pyramid.  Take away Washington DC's power by forming our own state-run social support programs, then stop paying federal taxes state-wide.  

Watch those DC swamp rats squirm. 

Get Woke, Go Broke Haiku

Missed out on her Goal

Did the Kneeling Narcissist 

and missed out on Gold

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The White Privilege Mirror

 Remember that kid in grade school who never took a bath (let's call him "Jimmy")?  

His mom bitched because no one ever invited Jimmy to birthday parties.  She telephoned the school, (because she was too lazy to drive there),  telling the principal that her child should not have to take a bath like the other children, and this discrimination amounted to HYGIENE PRIVILEGE.

Later in high school, Jimmy was the "burn-out" who smoked too much weed.  Jimmy flunked his junior year.  Mom called again.  

Why should her child have to study to get a good grade?  It violates his basic human rights to progress in society.   She declared she would fight this insidious HOMEWORK PRIVILEGE.  In fact, she was calling Channel 3 News right away to expose this unwarranted injustice.  After convincing the school to graduate him, Mom settled back into her recliner, grabbed the controller and family-size Doritos, ignored Jimmy, and was quite self-satisfied with how great a mom she was.  

Still lacking personal hygiene and having learned nothing in school, Jimmy was not very employable.  Since no one would hire him, he opted to rob his neighbors at gunpoint.  Why?  Because they had more money than he did, and he really wanted that money.  Makes sense, right?

After 6 years in prison, a little D.A.R. from Bubba, and learning at the knee of the best criminals in the county, Jimmy was released.  Jimmy applied at the local bank to become a bank teller.  

During the interview, when asked why he wanted to work at the bank, Jimmy replied, " 'Cause, that's where all the money is", while wiping snot on his sleeve.   His prison record, continuing lack of personal hygiene, and his obvious inability to understand how to succeed during an interview resulted in rejection of his application.   

Mom, (now bed-ridden), screamed for the neighbors to gather around and help her lament the plight of her angel child - unable to make a living for no fault of his own.  She wailed and cried until the local politicians heard about this injustice.  When the local representative (let's call him Joe), arrived, he found that Jimmy was white!  Oh no, how could this have happened to a white man?  Jimmy really had no excuse for failing because of all his WHITE PRIVILEGE.  Joe asked Mom to have Jimmy come to his office the next day at 3:00 PM.  The valiant politician would fix this.

Jimmy showed up 45 minutes late to the meeting, reeking of weed and B.O..  Wrinkled, stained, and tattered clothing hanging off of him, Jimmy asked, " Sooo, whut da fuck you gonna do for me?"  

Visibly moved, Joe's eyes teared up.  Not because of Jimmy's plight, but because of the stench and the realization that this "angel child" had failed to prepare himself to function in society at the most basic level.  

His eyes also watered when he realized that not helping the "angel child" would damage his political future in the community.  "Look Jimmy", Joe began, "we need a good angle to present your case to the media."

"We can't allow people like you to fall through the cracks.  Here's what I'm gonna do...I'm going to start a war against the standards of professional appearance, education, and personal integrity that have held you down!  America is broken because of all this PROFESSIONALISM PRIVILEGE, and we're gonna fix it!!!  

"We'll expose PROFESSIONALISM PRIVILEGE as the vile, corrupt under belly of Capitalism.  From now on, PROFESSIONALISM PRIVILEGE will not be afforded ONLY to those who follow the rules, study in school, and put forth the effort to succeed.  Everyone should share in this PRIVILEGE.  

"You will earn PROFESSIONALISM PRIVILEGE just for being you, no matter how unfit you've made yourself for the professional world.  You and I are going to change that world, Jimmy! 

"What do you think of that?!?!", barked the feckless politician. 

"YEAH!!", Jimmy trumpeted, "I don't have to take this damn PROFESSIONALISM PRIVILEGE no more!!! When do we start? I want to be president of that bank that wouldn't hire me!!!  "

Joe replied, "As soon as you take your feet off my desk.  They're leaving a stain."

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               PIC O' THE DAY

       

Look at the ass clowns for whom the inability to succeed MUST be the fault of racism rather than dressing like 12-year-olds.