Sunday, October 17, 2021

Biden Fights a New Enemy


This just in from the COMMIE NEWS NETWORK:

A group of men with the given name of "Brandon" have filed a class-action lawsuit against the sitting President.  It seems the meme that uses their name has caused them to be ridiculed in public and even assaulted by nefarious white supremacists.  

As we all know, white supremacists outnumber all other groups in the United States and are lurking around every corner. In fact, if you see a white person, then you're probably looking at a fascist, Nazi, or redneck hick hillbilly.

This situation has caused countless insults, assaults, and generalized depression disorders among men named Brandon.  They want everyone to know that they are also victims (even the White ones), and are due some compensation.  They claim the current sitting President is "such a fuck-up that they can't escape the shadow cast by this bumbling retard."    

We, at the Commie News Network simply don't agree.  We believe Uncle Joe is the greatest President to ever live.  But, to support these men, we encourage everyone to go out and buy a flag showing support.  Fly it high and proud.

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Wednesday, October 13, 2021

Joe Biden Cancels Christmas

 Heard the latest?  Christmas presents from overseas providers won't be here on time.

Why is that? 

Because we have unemployment problems at both ends of the supply chain.
At the lower end, dock workers and retail workers are still staying home after receiving retarded levels of unemployment benefits.
At the upper end, airline pilot and and truckers are quitting due to Biden's vaccine mandate.

The ineptitude of the Communist Party under Biden knows no limit.  They impose their vision on America of a weak, hamstrung America where everyone needs gummint approval to do their jobs or is enticed by gummint to sit on their collective asses.

So, when you tell your kids that their Christmas present didn't make it in time, think of Fuckin' Joe Biden (FJB).


       

Tuesday, October 12, 2021

10 Minutes

What will Joe Biden fuck up today?

Give him 10 minutes.  That's all it takes.

Monday, October 11, 2021

What Happened to "My Body, My Choice"?

 Airlines are cancelling flights.

AMTRAK is about to shut down routes.

Shipping containers are perched off the coasts and can't unload.

Why?  Because some dictatorial asshole in the White House has mandated that people inject themselves with a pharmaceutical drug whether they want to or not.  Americans are telling their bumbling dictator, Joe Biden, that they won't comply.  

People are leaving their jobs rather than bow at the feet of totalitarian non-doctors ordering them to inject themselves.  

What happened to the Communist Party's mantra of "my body, my choice" when it came to abortion?  Libtards will argue that refusing the vaccine will harm others.  I got news for you - abortion does the same thing.    



Wednesday, October 06, 2021

Creepy Uncle Joe and Kids

 Creepy Uncle Joe and the Democrat Party (hereafter, named the Communist Party) wants your kids.

If you have the audacity to have children (rather than aborting them), then they want to provide you:

  • "free" childcare
  • "free" Pre-K education (see Webster's Dictionary: indoctrination)
  • "free" tax credits

In essence, the Communist Party will nurture you into the world with their "educational activities" and even provide for you in your old age.  Since Americans won't take care of their elderly parents, and those parents are too stupid to start a retirement account early in life, gummint will provide.  Nothing wrong with that is there?   

Cradle-to-Grave coverage will only cost you the nominal fee of your freedoms.  Every dollar you send to Washington is a dollar of freedom lost.  Whether you wanted to set up a retirement account, donate to a charity, or send your children to better schools, you lose that ability with each dollar sent to politicians. 

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While defending his MASSIVE spending plan, Creepy Uncle Joe was recently quoted as saying, 

"To start the ball rolling, let's get 'em while they're young.  I mean, why should parents have to raise their own children?  Isn't that just a bother?  Too much work being a parent doesn't allow you to work longer hours and pay higher taxes.  You need to get out into the work place and support my massive spending bills, not nurture, raise, discipline, and educate your own children.

"Meanwhile, I'll be taking care of your kids and sniffing their hair..." at this point Jen PSucki stepped in and grabbed the mike...
 

 


The Communist Party wants kids to love the Dear Leader and worship at the altar of their new Religion - the Holy Temple of Gummint.  And you'll pay for it - with your own money, confiscated each April 15th.

Monday, October 04, 2021

Does Anyone Admit to Having Voted for Biden?

 Post your reply in the comments.....


But, here's some insight.  Yes, actually, there are people who still admit to voting for President F.J. Biden.

Most of those folks have subsumed their ego into believing how great he's been as President.  Things like "he's destroying the oil industry", or, "he's going to provide free childcare", are common refrains.  

How are either of these things good?  It's exceedingly difficult for followers of President F.J. Biden to see that F.J. Biden's policies will cause a problem, then try to fix it with a gummint intervention, only to cause more problems.   

Take the above two items as examples.  Destroying the oil industry will reduce access to energy and raise costs.  Raising energy costs will impoverish more people.  People then have to work longer hours.  But, if they have children, they won't be able to afford childcare.  So, what does F.J. Biden do?  He creates one problem and then solves it by expanding the gummint through "free" childcare.  

The strategic aftermath of this is the alienation of children and parents.  Parents who work all day aren't there to raise and nurture their own children...so, the gummint will become their mommy and daddy.  Children will spend more time with gummint agents than with their own parents.  

How do you think that will work out?  If you don't know, read Marx.  He wanted to alienate children from parents to help start socialist revolutions.  Marx and Engels both wrote about the dissolution of the family as a goal.  And, if you remember back to the terrorist BLM riots of 2020, they also called for destruction of the family.  Most recently, Terry McAuliffe, running for Virginia governor showed his hand when saying that parents shouldn't have any say in what is taught in gummint schools.

Pretty easy to see President F.J. Biden's plan, if you're looking. 😉